Ask Bakkies: I can’t see straight

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For feck's sake!

For feck's sake!

Dear Bakkies,

I’m an Irish rugby player recently involved in a nasty incident that took place in an international test match that you might be aware of.

Within the first minute of the game, one of your team mates stuck his fingers so far into my eyes that they took his reverse finger prints off the back of my skull after the game!

That wouldn’t have been so bad except that this incident quite obviously cost the British and Irish Lions the test match and with that the series. The loss of our props, centres, and Ronan O’Gara giving away 10 points in the last 5 minutes had little or nothing to do with the outcome.

To add insult to injury my violator got off with a measly 8 weeks. I’m told they couldn’t give him more than that because I’m not on a life support machine!

What’s your view on the situation and do you have any advice to help my deal with my disappointment?


bakkies-thumbBoet,

You have disappointment about this one after smelling Schallas hands?

Always thought the Aussies are whiners but your lot stinks way way beyond them.

Myself cited after clearing Barbarian Jones, still try to get rid of his chocolate biscuit smell but getting two weeks?

Schalla getting 8 but at least he tried to do a decent job and what about your pel Brain? He sure dunno the way to tackle in the first place and I can only watch his head butting tackling, then the Queens soldier Sheridan trying to hit Bekker on his crown jewels.

Our Boer lot at least aim between the eyes, your lot below the belt (see below!). We then get cited and there you lot sitting after a loss, hiding behind the Queen’s laws, acting like cry babies and we get belted with citings. Have to pay the prize for the Queens stupid laws and the high and mighty Lions moaning after a loss.

Thats so typical Pom and coming from the Anglo Boer War days.  Go study the 1900s Lion tours and be glad you dont have to go in real war against our lot. You’ll lose that war in a week, squaterring and pissing yourself all over the High Veld.

You just hope we don’t meet in the third test, and tell Phillips I’ll suck out his sexy eyes.

Think you lot should all go and play soccer, you have already learned their habits.

Bakkies


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