Cast the Wallaby movie

[RugbyReg]

This place needs an enema.

So...given news that a movie is to be made of the Japan victory over the Boks at the last RWC (https://english.kyodonews.net/news/...acle-in-brighton-to-be-turned-into-movie.html)

let's suppose the movie producers will be salivating to make a movie of the Wallaby success next year given how terrible they were this year. Cast your move. Pics required.

Let's start with the obvious one:

The Rock as the Thor.

 

[mst]

G'Day Reg.

The boys have asked me to send their audition video to you. Cheiks, Bernie and Nate reckon they could do a bang up job playing the part of the Wallabies coaches!

Give us a call,
Cheers Raelene.

 

[The Red Baron]

Izack Rodda could be played by Matt Hannon:

For those unfamiliar with Hannon's work, here's a highlight:

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

This place needs an enema.

Goddamn right. The off topic section needs an HGH nutrient cocktail firehose right up the clacka. Always the engine of a forus and OURS is DYING. Don't make me start Cyclo's Deeply Private and Personal Fucken Web Blog down there.....

 

[mst]

Hooper has a Cunning Plan

Sound familiar?

 

[mst]

When art mimics real life - Trey Parker's Orgazmo, to play the part of Israel Folau

 

[mst]

"My name is David Pocock, Commander of the Breakdown, General of the Back Row, loyal servant to the true emperor, Mostus Pilferus. Victim of a murdered game, husband (sorta) to Emma. And I will have my World Cup, in this life or the next."