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things you have quit

things you have quit

  • grog

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • drugs

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • smokes

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • buying <insert vice here>

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • running

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • playing rugby

    Votes: 6 50.0%
  • hoping for a better future for the children of my mistress(es)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • collecting <insert stupid overpriced doodacky here>

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • voting in these stupid f***en poles

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • i will quit hookers and blow when one and/or both of them kill me

    Votes: 4 33.3%

  • Total voters
    12

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
Staff member
Agreed. I have a light breakfast of just eggs - good till midday easy. Have a massive bowl of porridge/bananaa, almonds - i'm hungry by 9.
I too now live by the skipping/tin of salmon for lunch philosophy: don't have the afternoon slump (less afternoon coffee), don't have to worry about packing lunch, or blowing $15 on crap takeaway, doesn't waste time. Easy.

Only problem is getting home and binging on crap pre-dinner

Yeah, the pre-dinner load-up was a problem when I started it. I have improved my behaviour. But generally, in my eating period, I eat when I feel hungry, and try to be sensible. It means the "eating zone" is pleasurable, which helps.
 

Tex

John Thornett (49)
No offence to any of the people on this forum but I plan to quit GAGR again after this weekend.

I'll probably be back when the Wallabies return, if not before as I have the willpower of a limp lettuce sometimes.
 

Dctarget

John Eales (66)
No offence to any of the people on this forum but I plan to quit GAGR again after this weekend.

I'll probably be back when the Wallabies return, if not before as I have the willpower of a limp lettuce sometimes.

Ah, shame to lose you for the Rebels season.
 

Tex

John Thornett (49)
Ah, shame to lose you for the Rebels season.

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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
oh God, that one takes me back.....​
Wollongong man sought for questioning over permit-less gravedigger.

--Wollongong Gazette--
Local man Mr T.Gunston is being sought for questioning over his operation of a homemade gravedigging machine. The apparatus is assembled entirely from parts believed to have been stolen from Wollongong's seven Home Centre branches over the course of the last 10 months.
The machine (pictured below) weighs 400 million tonnes and can dig graves at the rate of 280,000 an hour.

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"At that rate I can bury every c**t in this shithole town in ten f***in' minutes"
--Mr Gunston, overheard mumbling as he wandered around the monstrous apparatii in search of the machine's cockpit.

While attempting to cross State Highway 12 (above), Mr Gunston was overheard shouting down to irate motorists from his tiny cockpit "alright, alright, stop honking, you c***ts, I can't find 2nd f***kin' gear".
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When ordered down from the vehicle by local law enforcement agencies, Mr Gunston responded "Come down? Get f**ked. It took me three f**kin hours to find this f**kin cockpit. Three f**kin hours! Walked all over this cu*nt looking for this f**kin little booth, I did. Come down? F**k off, you litt....." whereupon a hail of empty Victoria Bitter 4.5 litre containers rained down upon the officers.
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Similar to the chimes played by an ice cream truck as it makes it's rounds, Mr Gunston broadcasts a tape over a loudspeaker while piloting his enormous machine. The lyrics are as follows:
"Bring out your dead."
"Bring out your dead."
"Bring out your dead."
"YOU C**TS!"


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Civil Defense authorities were aghast to learn that Mr Gunston's only means of navigating his giant craft was to ask his pet budgerigar, who was seated next to him in the cockpit, which way to go. "Where to now, me little chipper?" Gunston was overheard to remark on more than one occasion. "We're off to dig some graves, mate, bury some of these c**nts good and proper."
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
trying to quit:

CNN

At the risk of venturing into the dreaded verboten p-o-l-i-t-i-c-a-l minefield, damnit add this one to the list. I have to stop watching this maddening thing, it's not good for my tiny brain mindfield.

Irrespective of any political bias, the circuitious hot air nature of its format, coupled with a good 40% of their programming being the same 6 or so promo ads for their own heroic celeb reporters played OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, just does my head in.

Plus it's all focused on a country I dont even live in and which has fuckall to do with me
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
woah, who's the idiot that made this thread. recent societal developments have turned the pole options slightlyon their heads.

grog: everyone now an alcoholic.

drugs: we are no longer allowed outside to procure drugs.

smokes: lung function capacity is to be preserved at all costs.

buying <insert vice here>: we no longer have jobs that provide financial income which can in turn be used to procure goods and services.

running: we are no longer allowed outside to run.

playing rugby: rugby is banned.

hoping for a better future for the children of my mistress(es): hope is banned.

collecting <insert stupid overpriced doodacky here>: we no longer have jobs that provide financial income which can in turn be used to procure goods and services.

voting in these stupid f***en poles: Pole Is 4Ever.

i will quit hookers and blow when one and/or both of them kill me: we are no longer allowed outside to blow hookers.
 
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