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All-Time Crim 1st XV

Aurelius

Ted Thorn (20)
Alleged Cocaine taker Joel Everson (Hino Red Dolphins, Canturbery, South Land) must be a late bolter.


Apparently there's a rumour going around online that cocaine can cure the coronavirus.

Personally, I applaud Joel Everson's willingness to use himself as a guinea pig. He's testing a theory, Your Honour!
 

waiopehu oldboy

Stirling Mortlock (74)
Byron got discharged without conviction (there's a Dismalesque joke in that somewhere :)), possibly the judge bought his line that a conviction would hurt the brand he's supposedly busy establishing.
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
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No, I did not doctor or alter this picture in any way.
Welcome to the team Francis, you psychotic dope.​
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
So Dismal we've found almost an entire youth XV: https://www.france24.com/en/20200219-argentine-rallies-demand-justice-for-youth-s-rugby-club-killers

(Side-note: holy fuck that act was disgraceful)

Immediate conscription of entire Arsenal de Zarate youth team to serve as lifelong tackle dummies for the 1sts.

They are to report immediately to the home ground and training facility of The Alltime Crim 1st XV: Kamp Staaldraad.

https://rugby365.com/tournaments/world-cup/news-world-cup/nightmare-of-kamp-staaldraad-revisited
 
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