Scarf Awards 2010 - Nominations Please

[Scarfman]

OK, here's the list. You've got about a week to nominate people, then we'll vote in the following week. We might be going for Saturday 23 October for the Awards, or perhaps as the curtain-raiser to Bled 4 on Saturday 30. Either way, vote early and vote often.

Two ways to nominate people: do it in this thread. OR, send me a PM and I'll add their name to the list.

1 - Best Avatar
2 - NTA Medal (best clubman)
3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster)
4 - Funniest Poster
5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter
6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument
7 - Most Missed Poster
8 - Rookie of the Year
9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie)
10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster)
11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with
12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year

 

[matty_k]

Is it just this year or is it from when last year's awards were run?

 

[RugbyReg]

I suck at remembering things, but can I nominate a few for one? Lee Grant and fatprop for the Lee Grant.

Moses for beer drinking buddy.

Reddy! for most one eyed!

Wazimba2K for the Robbie Deans award.

 

[naza]

I have given this a LOT of thought. Here's my contenders.

2 - NTA Medal (best clubman)
Topo, Wamberal

3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster)
Waratahjesus

4 - Funniest Poster
Cyclopath, Scarfman

5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter
Waratahjesus, Reddy

6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument
Bruce Ross, Biffo.

7 - Most Missed Poster
formeropenside

8 - Rookie of the Year
The Brown Hornet, Rugbyfuture, The Konze (does he make the cut off date ?), Chief (ditto ?), Hugh Jarse (and again ?), Seb V.

10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgeable poster)
Fatprop, Scotty, Austin, Blue.

11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with
Cyclopath, Lindommer, Fatprop, Barbarian.

12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year
Moses, Noddy, Gagger, Austin

 

[RugbyReg]

Ooh, rookie of the year. Thin Thighs or Hugh Jarse. Can't decide so nominate both.

 

[cyclopath]

Ooh, rookie of the year. Thin Thighs or Hugh Jarse. Can't decide so nominate both.

Both posters offer such quality, they could be joined at the hip.

 

[RugbyFuture]

9 has to be paarl or Blue, if blue counts

 

[cyclopath]

Naza has nailed these pretty well, so I would agree, with some minor alterations

I have given this a LOT of thought. Here's my contenders.

2 - NTA Medal (best clubman)
Topo, Wamberal

3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster)
Wazimba2K

4 - Funniest Poster
Scarfman

5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter
Reddy

6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument
Bruce Ross, Biffo, Gnostic - although more for continuing one!! .

7 - Most Missed Poster
formeropenside

8 - Rookie of the Year
The Brown Hornet, The Konze (does he make the cut off date ?), Chief (ditto ?), Hugh Jarse (and again ?), Seb V.

10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgeable poster)
Fatprop, Scotty, Austin, Blue.

11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with
Lindommer, Fatprop, Barbarian, Naza, Waratahjesus.

12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year
Moses, Noddy, Gagger, Austin

 

[Jethro Tah]

I agree with most of the above and definitely second the nomination of Wazimba2K for the Robbie. I also add:

1. Avatar - Riddler (Meat pie Growden) & Hugh Jarse (kiwi choker)
9. Yellow Scarf Non-Aussie Award - Thomond78 (I'm guessing he's Irish)
11. Have beer with - Lee Grant

 

[en_force_er]

I haven't seen any Wazimba2K posts for ages. Anyone find out that guy's story?

I certainly think Waratahjesus and Reddy for 6, though neither has ever started a fight with me.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

OK, here's the list. You've got about a week to nominate people, then we'll vote in the following week. We might be going for Saturday 23 October for the Awards, or perhaps as the curtain-raiser to Bled 4 on Saturday 30. Either way, vote early and vote often.

Two ways to nominate people: do it in this thread. OR, send me a PM and I'll add their name to the list.


4 - Funniest Poster
5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter

Nomination for #5 or #4 depending on how it is interpreted.
Can one single awesome post counter a full year of many 10's of funny posts (#4) or passionate/rabid/insane posts (#5)

For sheer stupendousness I nominate Moses for both #4 and #5 for this little gem:

Moses: Live Call 5/9/10 Wobs vs Bokke - Bloomers @ 02:49

Moses: i WAN TO xxxx xx MY OWN MOUTH

 

[Langthorne]

Although the persons already nominated are worthy nominees, I would like to add:

1 - Best Avatar - fatprop (they are all great but my personal favorite was 'George the Animal Steel')

2 - NTA Medal (best clubman) - Brumby Jack (I'm assuming s14/15 teams count)

3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster) - wazimba2K (I second that nomination)

4 - Funniest Poster - Naza (also the most fucking succinct)

5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter - (a tough one but...) Reddy!

6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument - Scotty (the first person to post is just raving alone untill someone decides to respond and make it an argument)

7 - Most Missed Poster - NTA (the passion, the rage, the spittle on the monitor)

8 - Rookie of the Year - RedsHappy

9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie) - dobduff11

10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster) - if not Lee Grant (I guess he can't be nominated?), RugbyReg

11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with - Hawko (or anyone buying the drinks)

12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year - (considering also the wiki posts and other assorted work, plus the ejaculation incident) Moses

 

[matty_k]

1 - Fatprop's dancing chubby kid
2 - Moses
3 - Wazimba2K or whatever his name was
4 - Scarfman
5 - Reddy
6 - Scotty
7 - Wazimba2K or whatever his name was
8 - Hugh Jarse
9 - Thomond78
10 - RugbyReg
11 - Gagger
12 - MOses

 

[Ruggo]

1 - Best Avatar -Blue (Vulchers picking over the dead clown)
2 - NTA Medal (best clubman) - Topo
3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster) - Wazimba2k
4 - Funniest Poster - Blue
5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter - Naza
6 - The Tom CarterName: Tom Carter
Read more... award for poster most likely to start an argument - Waratah Jeasus
7 - Most Missed Poster - Biffo
8 - Rookie of the Year - TBH
9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie) - PaarlBok or Magerlyragerly or Thommand78
10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster) - Austin
11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with - Cyclopath
12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year - fatprop or Moses

My first year on GAGR but it has been great fun sharing my thoughts with you blokes.

Cheers for a good year.

 

[Moses]

2 - NTA Medal (best clubman): Bruce Ross
3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster): Matto for this effort.
11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with - The Brown Hornett

 

[Blue]

1 - Best Avatar - Pardon my vanity but it has to be my clown with vultures image, now reinstated. It's a very personal thing.
2 - NTA Medal (best clubman) - Topo
3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster) - Lee Grant.
4 - Funniest Poster - Naza. In a sort of dark underground, drunken after-midnight basement stand-up comedy way.
5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter - Scotty. He even drools for extra effect.
6 - The Tom Carter: Reddy. Country mile. He argues with himself.
7 - Most Missed Poster - NTA (I like a man who calls a spade a shovel)
8 - Rookie of the Year - Hugh Jarse
9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie) - MajorRagerly. Every forum needs a Kiwi to argue with.
10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster) - Lee Grant.
11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with - Bruce Ross. So I can convince him that Uni have copied the Bulls style of rugby.
12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year - Langthorne. Has a tendency to make sense unlike most of us.

 

[Scotty]

1 - Best Avatar
Am I allowed to nominate myself? - I do have the best looking sub 2 year old Reds supporter out there

2 - NTA Medal (best clubman)


3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster)
Paarl

4 - Funniest Poster
Moses

5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter
Reddy!

6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument
Bruce Ross

7 - Most Missed Poster
NTA

8 - Rookie of the Year
Gnostic (lots of fantastic new posters this year)

9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie)
Paarl (I'm not counting Blue)

10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster)
tranquility

11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with
Scarfman

12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year
Scarfman

 

[MajorlyRagerly]

1 - Best Avatar - Cyclopath
4 - Funniest Poster - Paarl (see joke thread)
5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter - Gnostic
6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument - Scarfman, Gagger (videogate)
7 - Most Missed Poster - Red Bull
9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie) - Blue
10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster) - Bruce Ross
11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with - fatprop, Cyclo, Barbarian
12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year - I actually can't give this to everyone, as I think this forum is much greater than the sum of its parts & all regular posters are worthy of this, even you Gagger.

 

[Aussie D]

1 - Best Avatar - Majorly Ragerly for the smoking toddler.
2 - NTA Medal (best clubman) - Bruce Ross
3 - the Robbie (most incoherent poster) - Wazimba 2K.
4 - Funniest Poster - Naza.
5 - Most Passionate (one-eyed, rabid, insane) Supporter - Scotty.
6 - The Tom Carter Award - Waratah Jesus
7 - Most Missed Poster - NTA
8 - Rookie of the Year - Rugby Future
9 - The Yellow Scarf of Friendship (best non-Aussie) - MajorRagerly.
10 - The Lee Grant (most knowledgebale poster) - Bruce Ross.
11 - Poster you most want to have a beer with - Gagger
12 - and the coveted Gold Scarf for Poster of the Year - Paarlbok.

 

[Scotty]

6 - The Tom Carter award for poster most likely to start an argument - Scotty (the first person to post is just raving alone untill someone decides to respond and make it an argument)

Thanks Langthorne. Maybe there should be an award for the 'biggest fish' sounds like I have it covered? (Or is that 'stupidest fish' for getting caught over and over again)