The Big V

[The_Brown_Hornet]

My mrs is badgering me to get it done. I'm not sure I'm that keen, to be honest.

 

[MrTimms]

Done. Do not regret it.

 

[Scarfman]

There is alreadya thread on this - oddly enough with the exact same title.

 

[Moses]

Merged. Please read from the beginning, it is a thread of pure gold.

Anyone had their member snipped?

While removing the member may be just as effective I would hope they restrict the tinkering to the boys.

Though, I'm no dick doctor.

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

I'm going to call it now: this is the greatest thread of all time on G&GR.

 

[barbarian]

Its almost been a year and I still can't work out what Paarl was talking about. Reverse gear? The fishing boy? Hmmm...

 

[Moses]

I'm going to call it now: this is the greatest thread of all time on G&GR.

Quite possibly, it's got humour, serious advice and even cyclo weighs in - as Matt Burke always says "it's not until you cut someone's balls that you're qualified to discuss it on the internet."

 

[MrTimms]

It had been a while, but re-reading it, it was good again, sign of a classic.

Also brought back some painful memories...:-\

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

I think I get what Paarl was talking about. Something about the rhythm method, perhaps?

 

[cyclopath]

I think I get what Paarl was talking about. Something about the rhythm method, perhaps?

How do you get rhythm with a vuvuzela?

 

[Lindommer]

I think I get what Paarl was talking about. Something about the rhythm method, perhaps?

No, I think he was talking about getting off at Redfern, in the Australian vernacular that is. Reverse gear was the clue.

 

[Jets]

Had it done and wasn't as bad as I thought. Was back as work, if a little tender the following day. Before I had kids I always said that I wouldn't for some reason but after 2 crazy boys I knew it was time.

Plus Mrs Jets earns more money that me so didn't want her out of the office. Not sure if that statement is sexest or not?

This does have to be one of the best threads I have read. Should win an award.

 

[Gagger]

Plus Mrs Jets earns more money that me so didn't want her out of the office. Not sure if that statement is sexest or not?

Say what you like, and half your fucking luck

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Had it done and wasn't as bad as I thought. Was back as work, if a little tender the following day. Before I had kids I always said that I wouldn't for some reason but after 2 crazy boys I knew it was time.

Plus Mrs Jets earns more money that me so didn't want her out of the office. Not sure if that statement is sexest or not?

This does have to be one of the best threads I have read. Should win an award.

Nothing sexist about it at all. I regard it as an enlightened and rational attitude to take. If my Mrs was earning more than me, I'd be packing her off to work full time and doing something else.

 

[Nusadan]

Nothing sexist about it at all. I regard it as an enlightened and rational attitude to take. If my Mrs was earning more than me, I'd be packing her off to work full time and doing something else.

Then hope your cooking and housekeeping skills are up to scratch then, the lot of ya...

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Mine most certainly are mate. Looking after the kids this weekend while the Mrs goes away. Done it before, piece of piss.

 

[DPK]

How do you get rhythm with a vuvuzela?

I'd say that the vuvuzela is closer to a precussion instrument than a melodic one, the awful sounds those things emit.

 

[RugbyReg]

ok, to bump up an old thread and enjoy a classic, its all happening. Tomorrow week. Snip snip.

What better way to celebrate the RWC quarters hey?

 

[cyclopath]

Reg, I have enjoyed this thread all over again.
Take the advice of Timmsy - DO WHAT THE FUCK THEY TELL YOU IN RECOVERY.
In all seriousness, all the best mate, you breeze through it.
2 final words.
Frozen. Peas.

 

[Swat]

Any stories here?

My uncle had 6 kids before getting drunk one night and doing it himself on the kitchen table. Tried to get my old man to do it but he refused. My uncle was a surgeon so not that bad, but still hardcore.