yourmatesam
Desmond Connor (43)
Day 5 and I'm still packing a couple of eggplants down there! Summer at the beach may be interesting!
EDIT - I shoudl clarify that I will not be wearing dick stickers to the beach!
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Day 5 and I'm still packing a couple of eggplants down there! Summer at the beach may be interesting!
EDIT - I shoudl clarify that I will not be wearing dick stickers to the beach!
yourmatesam
Desmond Connor (43)
No problems boyo. All good, everything is back in full working order, I'm running again and holidays were a breeze. Back at work and loving it!
p.Tah
John Thornett (49)
I loved this thread back in 2010 and now it's becoming more real. Love the kids we have but that's enough. Had the referral pinned to the fridge for nearly 9 months.
What I've gleaned from this thread:
- it's not fun but not too bad. It can't be as rough as actually giving birth.
- listen to the doctors advice on recovery
- think about freezing a sample because you don't know what may happen in the future
Question: trying to work out the best time to have it done. Need to work it around training which involves running. I'll obviously ask the urologist but in others experience how long do you wait until you can run again (~20km).
If you haven't done so, I recommend reading this thread from the start.
What I've gleaned from this thread:
- it's not fun but not too bad. It can't be as rough as actually giving birth.
- listen to the doctors advice on recovery
- think about freezing a sample because you don't know what may happen in the future
Question: trying to work out the best time to have it done. Need to work it around training which involves running. I'll obviously ask the urologist but in others experience how long do you wait until you can run again (~20km).
If you haven't done so, I recommend reading this thread from the start.
Well, I'm not THE urologist, but I am A urologist. I would counsel against running anything like 20km for at least a week but probably 2.
My general advice to my patients is:-
No heavy lifting / strenuous activity (running, cycling(esp), weights etc...) for the first week then ease into it. IF there is any bruising or swelling, make it 2 weeks to be safe. Don't swim for 2-3 weeks to be safe so the sutures don't dissolve prematurely.
First 2 days - stay off your feet as much as possible, ice (pack of peas) every 2 hours or so for 15 mins to minimise swelling / bruising.
I've done LOTS of these and I have not had any of the horror stories listed in this thread, touch wood (so to speak!). But I am very specific about all this stuff with all my patients.
Hope it all goes well.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
oh sure blame the cock not the gut
i reckon cyclo's got a cock blog somehwere on the internet
i reckon cyclo's got a cock blog somehwere on the internet
If I did, I reckon it would not be a patch on yours.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
NOT A HOPE IN HELL.
Thank you for your kind words. Takes a brave man in the cock blogosphere to admit defeat. Particularly one with so much cock access, one who’s dark room is so awash with cock.
p.Tah
John Thornett (49)
Thank you. That's very helpful.
Do I owe you $600 for the guidance?
Nah, it's free for forum members.
Except Dismal Pillock. Being an Internet construct, I wouldn't know where to find his vas deferens.
p.Tah
John Thornett (49)
Got on the bus to come home from work this evening. The bus was going to be full and I was conscious of the issue of 'man spreading' on public transport. So as I sat down I kept my legs together. Now I'm not sure how I managed it but I sat on my balls. Fuck it hurt and there may have been an audible whimper and some deep breathing which possibly concerned the lady sitting next to me.
Upshot is im pretty certain I don't need a vasectomy now.
Upshot is im pretty certain I don't need a vasectomy now.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Sorry, don’t know who these new Currie Cup players are.
He's an elusive guy, hard to grab a hold of sometimes.
The Honey Badger
Jim Lenehan (48)
p.Tah
John Thornett (49)
Yep, that's the last time I catch the bus
Yep, that's the last time I catch the bus
OK, I'm going to address the elephant in the room - at your age, how are your nuts hanging so low that you can sit on them?
I'm assuming p.Tah was dancing down the bus re-enacting the scene in Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill dances naked pretending to be a woman and then sat down sharply with his legs still pressed tightly together.
The Honey Badger
Jim Lenehan (48)
Apparently, Ptah is a regular in the hot sauna and was very relaxed on that particular day.
Coupled with his bad decision to wear a very old pair of white Y fronts that should have been converted to a dusting cloth last century.
It was always a recipe for disaster.
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Coupled with his bad decision to wear a very old pair of white Y fronts that should have been converted to a dusting cloth last century.
It was always a recipe for disaster.
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p.Tah
John Thornett (49)
When I'm doing chin ups at the gym I have to tie the weights to something.
I really don't know how it happened, they're not normally there. Each time I try to explain it, I delete it because it just sounds worse. Let's just put it down to freak accident and I never wearing my S&M outfit on public transport again.
Main thing is I can now never attend G&GR Xmas drinks and use this name.