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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Four New Inductees Into Mccaw’s Secret Church.

--NZ Herald--

The RT Hon Richard Mccaw (NZ) has today inducted four new members into his private underground Church of The Hidden Gate, an underground lair from where it is believed he has controlled world rugby for the last 10 or so years.

The lair is reputed to be situated beneath Mccaw’s modest private dwelling which is located in the city centre of Christchurch, New Zealand.

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No doors, no gate, and certainly no hindmost feet.

However, sadly, as tradition of the cloaked guild dictates, one of the four new inductees will need be sacrificed over an open fire to appease the New Zealand Rugby Gods.

Sources say that prior to this year’s sacrifice Mccaw, on a whim, is now very keen to officially have the colour of fire changed from yellow to red. These sources believe that in fact Mccaw can be seen in the photograph below, at his lair’s desk, penning a letter to Satan himself with that very topic at the forefront of discussions.

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“Look, red is for the Crusaders, and also for the British and Irish lions, and also for blood. So you can see where I’m going with this…”
 
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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Gunston Rugby Golf.

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"Gidday cock, you see my fucken drive come thru here?"
"Yeah, the fucker was coming through hot as hades, think it exploded on impact somewhere up there."
"Fuck me."











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"What driver you using there mate?"
"NASA Gunstonite Gilmore Excalibur Mach 7."
"Bugger me."























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"Fucken missed, FUCK! Stupid Nike clubs. Need that new Gunstonite shit."
 

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
Staff member
The new CYCLOHEALTH brand (TGA Approved Terminology below) is ready to launch with a range of products aimed at long-term residents of the foriii, who may be depleted or otherwise below their secretory best after long hours trying to post a fucken GIF of even a crude photoshopped meme.
I make many bold claims, but no actual promises.
Positive effects include:-

  • "Balance aggravated vata"
  • "Tonify kidney essence"
  • "Enrich kidney jing"
  • "Regulate chong channels"
  • "Engender fluid”
  • "Replenish gate of vitality"
  • “Disinhibit water”
  • “Soften hardness”
  • “Open body orifices”
  • “Extinguish damp-cold”
  • “Expel stagnant heat”
  • "Moisten Dryness in the Triple Burner"
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
The new CYCLOHEALTH brand (TGA Approved Terminology below) is ready to launch with a range of products aimed at long-term residents of the foriii, who may be depleted or otherwise below their secretory best after long hours trying to post a fucken GIF of even a crude photoshopped meme.
I make many bold claims, but no actual promises.
Positive effects include:-

  • "Balance aggravated vata"
  • "Tonify kidney essence"
  • "Enrich kidney jing"
  • "Regulate chong channels"
  • "Engender fluid”
  • "Replenish gate of vitality"
  • “Disinhibit water”
  • “Soften hardness”
  • “Open body orifices”
  • “Extinguish damp-cold”
  • “Expel stagnant heat”
  • "Moisten Dryness in the Triple Burner"

This must be what it's like to actually read one of my posts. So much confusion. So many questions. The hell is "TGA"? Suspect it might be The Gunston Association. very helpful post to quote and pore over under the hood to give myself a crash course in html. Colourful letters, enlarged fonts, the whole nine yards in there. Plus the "p" between the two <> looks very handy. And the "b" <>. ps, re the CYCLOHEALTH product, those blue letter bits kind of lead me to believe I have to pound this thing up my arse? If so, I'll take 3 please.
 

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
Staff member
This must be what it's like to actually read one of my posts. So much confusion. So many questions. The hell is "TGA"? Suspect it might be The Gunston Association. very helpful post to quote and pore over under the hood to give myself a crash course in html. Colourful letters, enlarged fonts, the whole nine yards in there. Plus the "p" between the two <> looks very handy. And the "b" <>. ps, re the CYCLOHEALTH product, those blue letter bits kind of lead me to believe I have to pound this thing up my arse? If so, I'll take 3 please.

TGA = Therapeutic Goods Administration who approve drugs etc. These are terms they have approved for "natural remedies". As for the formatting, it looks normal to me but I am on Beginner Moran Settings and think code is something that Marines talk about. You may take these by any comfortable route.
 
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