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    Australian Rugby / RA

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    Super Rugby 2024: NZ, Drua & Moana matches

    Given your current avatar I feel it is fitting that you have this in-depth knowledge and glowing affinity with the storied history of Auckland rugby.
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    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Hay guyz,, check out my new signature. You know, sometimes I can really relate to what this "Waiopehu Oldboy" guy is saying.....
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    Round 5: Drua v Waratahs - Saturday 12pm AEDT

    Coach Coleman seen here last night trying to quietly hide his comment away in the extensive NSFW Hot Air/All Talk/No Results Archival Storage Facility.
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    Crusaders vs Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    He was surprisingly involved. A lot less of his usual tentative standing around. That said, what a shit game. Just brainless drudge from the Blues forwards. Pick and plow. As Zero said, there must have been acres of space for the backs to stroll tries in during those interminable 3-inch burrow...
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    Round 5 : Force v Reds - Perth

    Systems indicate Shiggers is about to enter the thread.
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    Round 5 : Force v Reds - Perth

    Reds pack barely even bothering to try slowing down the Force's quick ruck ball, wft are they doing
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    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    "Good morning, loyal subjects. It is I, Razor, and to my left, Mrs Razor. We gather here today upon the banks of the River Avon with heavy hearts to deliver unto thee the final and last rites of the Crusaders dynasty. It went limping into Eden Park today, gamely supported by the petulant...
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    Avatar /Signature Bets

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    Avatar /Signature Bets

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    Crusaders vs Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Cantabs age old gameplan of "Under The Kosh In Own 22 = infringe, infringe, infringe while banking on the other team being too dumb to score, fuck em', we'll score later anyway" came a slight cropper That and losing 8 of their own lineouts Cantabs seen here practicing a rugby football lineout.
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    Crusaders vs Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    I don't think I can watch. I've seen this movie a thaaaaaaaaasand times before and it always ends the same. Plus we've got weapons-grade sperm silos TJ and Justin Marshit in the booth geeing their boys on to greater heights. Maybe I'll go outside and walk around in the rain.
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    Crusaders vs Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    3-3 after 28 mins, the Cantabs charlie browning of the hapless dimwitted Auckland Blues Rugby Football team is in full effect.
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