Where's Cyclo?

[cyclopath]

Dear Web Blog

Oh hay guyz. Cyclo here. I recently started a new job at Gunston and Gunston Heavy Industries. It is my job to man the self-help desk. All hands to the pump!

Righto.

More later.

--Cyclo.

We don't use the word "pump" here at G&GHI; and we certainly don't want all hands on the self-help desk.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

Is your GAGR Console there picking up any signals showing Shiggins making it across the Great Sandy Desert from Perth yet?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

You get those ears playing in the front row?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

You want to go into business with me selling bottled tap water repackaged as "Phil Kearns Mineral Tears"?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

You ever seen a better centre than Isaia Toeava?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

What do you really get up to in the GAGR Console Room during moderators night shifts?

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

You ever seen a better centre than Isaia Toeava?

Tasesa Lavea would come close.

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

What do you really get up to in the GAGR Console Room during moderators night shifts?

That about sums it up.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Laurel & Hardy
Smith & Jones
Fry & Laurie
French & Saunders

Meh, we got

Cyclo & Dismal

'nuf said.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Tasesa Lavea would come close.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[zer0]

What's up with these avatar shenanigans? Must say, it all seems quite childish.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ deep back story it's called, I believe.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

not a bad signature for the next time I win an avatar bet.....

soooo..... around the 2030 season then.

 

[cyclopath]

not a bad signature for the next time I win an avatar bet...

soooo... around the 2030 season then.

As if I'm taking an avatar bet with you.........

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

If I get some of this "regeneron" stuff and rub it all over my nads will it work like a vaccine?

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

If I get some of this "regeneron" stuff and rub it all over my nads will it work like a vaccine?

No. But they may turn orange. A tremendous orange. The best orange ever.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

Please blink twice if you understand what is going on in this particular GAGR podcast episode.

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

Please blink twice if you understand what is going on in this particular GAGR podcast episode.

Got the last dose of Botox wrong, so blinking is not on.
For either of us. As you can see, I can't tell what the fuck she is thinking now. I blame the giant Kearns tear-sac out the back - if needs draining.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Cyclo in the crap again:

https://japantoday.com/category/cri...wearing-wig-to-enter-women’s-bathing-facility