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Stirling Mortlock (74)
Only one possible candidate IMO......
DP has been DPed. Now, I wait to see what he makes of that statement.
Impressed you beat him to the punch; must be a sunspot over the Pitcairns?Let me guess, "DPed" means something else in your game, right?
^ I'm a little disturbed by the lack of response. It's a bit like the first reel of ne of those old westerns where there's a young cowboy & an old cowboy standing the first watch & young cowboy says "it sure is quiet tonight, ain't it?" At which point old cowboy squints & says, "yeah, a little TOO quiet for my peace of mind" & you just KNOW that there's injuns in them thar hills getting ready to swoop down for some scalping action..
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