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Stirling Mortlock (74)
^ (a distant) second only to women's beach volleyball itr: I remember a competitor getting disqualified a few years back cos the waistband of her uniform was too wide. It's also funny how netball almost always has low-angle camera shots whereas basketball almost always has high-angle camera shots regardless of the players gender.
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
women's beach volleyball

Wouldve loved to have been a fly in the wall in the TV execs meeting when this got launched.....

"..... how about if we put women volleyball players..... on a beach..... in bikinis"
"What? That's demeaning"
"It's not sport"
"It'll sell"
"I would watch the shit out of that"
"I'm stimulating myself to issue under the table at the mere thought of this"
"I too am visualising"
"Rock hard over here"
"You people disgust me"
"Just imagine it....."
"What about men in speedos playing volleyball on the beach? For equality"
"Are you high?"
"Get this fucking clown out of here"
"You're fired, arsehole"
"Who the fuck hired that guy?"
"Let's get back on topic."
"Hotties at the beach....."
"In bikinis....."
"Little goddamn tiny ones"
"What sport were they playing again?"
"Volleyball wasn't it?"
"Fuck it, anything will do"
"As long as they're in bikinis....."
"And at the beach....."
"Get it done".
 

Froggy

John Solomon (38)
Reminds me of going to the beach volleyball at the Sydney Olympics.
My sister asked what we were going to that day (we were staying with her). Said beach volley ball. She asked 'women or men?'
My son, then 15 said 'I didn't know men played it!'
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Page 2 of this thread has been a welcome respite from "Golf" and particularly one member (Cyclo) and his long booooooorrrrring stories about his silly $86,000 set of golf clubs. Jesus, enough already.
 
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