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Reds ready to resume the push through Gallipoli and eventually on to Sixpackistan.

Forget the youtube highlights, after a couple of phases on defense he seems like he is completely lost in space.

"This official request has been signed with a huge crudely-drawn cock and balls....." "That makes it doubly legit. Submit that mofo."

They're a miserable shower of mopey bastards. I thought they had the big name backs this year to fix shit? Aside from Groot, too many no-name plodders in the pack. Pari Pari Pantsman aint fixing dick. Dermody must be halfway out the door. Jamie J to hiff him out on his arse and take over.

**BREAKING NEWS** After much deliberation the selectors have decreed that T.Tupou has supplanted poor old Al Baxter in the starting XV. Given his immense heft and speed, the occasional offload does not make up for his miserable lack of aggression and/or impact. 1 Al Baxter T.Tupou 2 Alan I...

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If I was built like T.Tupou the smackdowns I would be dishing out on suckers would be as biblical as they were satanic. Instead the guy just slowly waddles around the d-line, avoids rucks, in fact craftily avoids any contact at all. Pathetic. Emergency Convening of The All Airport XV Selectors.

LOL Turinui and the other bloke just chat to each other right over the head of the poor woman in the middle. They dont even look at her unless she decides fuck this shit I'm just going to start talking anyway

Oddjob Aumua had the bowler hat between his teeth tonight. Has to be in black. Super Rugby Superstar and Test Match Vanishing Act Codie Taylor can jog the fuck on. An all Canes front row? Lomax Aumua Numia Flapanara too. Would take his bug-eyed fervour back in black over whatever the...

Chiefs scrum getting utterly muntered. Not so surprising when their engine room is Work Experience Boy Vaai and Kringe Ah Kuoi.

"Hello, Mr Reihana. I represent a Canterbury-based group of, uh, businessmen. It might be in your best interests Sir to please perhaps consider making your way back to Hamilton to continue with the rest of your life. We would like to thank you for your contributions to the Crusader organisation...

FFSNSFW you've already let wife-beating, head-patting, garbage human Sevu Reece waltz his way to the alltime Cantabs try scoring record, dont let the little shitstain beat you. ONE JOB.

Both teams defended well but on attack were grisly lumpen oafs. Not a flash spectacle in an utterly, utterly empty Okara Park. FFS they wouldnt have even taken in enough gate receipts to pay for turning on the lights.

Is the last sentence your thought or is it part of the caption? As in the racist guy is doubling down, as in "but seriously, fuck Frank Lomani....."

You are worse than Hitler.

A sighting of the most mythical of unicorns. A Designated Messiah beyond designation. Due to constant injuries, player of 37 matches since 2018. In fact, if ol' Slackbladder plays all 80 minutes of this one, I will pen a perfectly iambically pentametered sonnet in fawning adoration of the NSW...