A favour for a good rugby bloke

[cyclopath]

There's this guy, let's call him Bart, who used to be a prop of some repute, who now has turned into a rather successful bodybuilder, when not running some obscure rugby forum elsewhere.
Mrs Bart is also a pretty successful bodybuilder, who is in a competition which needs our votes!
So, if you have a moment, click the link and vote for Vanessa.
It will make an old prop very happy!

http://www.gofigure.co.nz/doc/go-figure-awards

 

[daz]

Done.

And may I just say; Holy oiled guns, Batman!

They scare the shite out of me. I may have leaked a drop or two of wee while voting.

 

[cyclopath]

Actually, it's Bartman! And yes, they are impressive.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

daz, there may be some value in consulting a urologist to address your little issue. I am sure that one or two of those types may be lurking within the Walls of Gaggerland City.

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Some impressive looking bodies in that link. Vote duly cast Cyclo. I might also add that Vanessa is a bit of a looker, your mate is a lucky bloke

 

[MrTimms]

Voted.

Currently winning with 34.2% of the vote.

 

[daz]

daz, there may be some value in consulting a urologist to address your little issue. I am sure that one or two of those types may be lurking within the Walls of Gaggerland City.

I keep asking cyclo to touch my unmentionables, for research of course, but he refuses. He mumbles something about "standards" and "not enough rice wine in the world".

It does remind one of that splendid joke by a certain R. Rude, about the time he once asked the doctor to examine his unmentionable; the doctor duly does and reports no visible defects. I know, says Rodney, but isn't it a fucken beauty!

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

It does remind one of that splendid joke by a certain R. Rude, about the time he once asked the doctor to examine his unmentionable; the doctor duly does and reports no visible defects. I know, says Rodney, but isn't it a fucken beauty!

"How about a hand for Rodney!"

"Get Rude on"

"Oh I hate cats, I hate cats......"

So much Rude gold to mine.

 

[cyclopath]

I keep asking cyclo to touch my unmentionables, for research of course, but he refuses. He mumbles something about "standards" and "not enough rice wine in the world".

It does remind one of that splendid joke by a certain R. Rude, about the time he once asked the doctor to examine his unmentionable; the doctor duly does and reports no visible defects. I know, says Rodney, but isn't it a fucken beauty!

For research?? Yours or mine? Or do you think they have "Anatomy Museum Exhibit" written all over them? I can assure you, even the best sake will not tempt me to assess Daz's Danglies.
It would require a really good single malt, and a donation to the Cyclo EOYT Fund.

 

[Sandpit Fan]

It would require a really good single malt, and a donation to the Cyclo EOYT Fund.

You should probably clarify how many zeros would need to follow the first number on that cyclopath

Otherwise you run the risk of getting a good malt, with a $1 coin taped to the lid

 

[Inside Shoulder]

she's got muscles I didnt know i had

 

[Moses]

Voted.

Currently winning with 34.2% of the vote.

35.9% now

 

[Braveheart81]

The one thing I really can't comprehend about bodybuilders is the ridiculous levels of fake tan.

I get that they might want a bit, but why go to the level they do?

They've gone way past the oompa-loompa stage and progressed to the Richie Benaud from Still the Twelfth Man - "what is this? I look like fucking Curtley Ambrose."

 

[daz]

I can assure you, even the best sake will not tempt me to assess Daz's Danglies.
It would require a really good single malt, and a donation to the Cyclo EOYT Fund.

So you do have a price? Interesting.

 

[cyclopath]

So you do have a price? Interesting.

The question is whether my price, or your self-respect, is higher?

 

[daz]

I can afford neither option.

Perhaps it's for the best. We are both young men with our lives ahead of us. No need for that type of permanent mental scarring!

 

[MrTimms]

The one thing I really can't comprehend about bodybuilders is the ridiculous levels of fake tan.

I get that they might want a bit, but why go to the level they do?

They've gone way past the oompa-loompa stage and progressed to the Richie Benaud from Still the Twelfth Man - "what is this? I look like fucking Curtley Ambrose."

It's only for comps and it's because the darker you are the bigger the muscles look. Looks fucking silly, but that's what it takes to win.

 

[Braveheart81]

It's only for comps and it's because the darker you are the bigger the muscles look. Looks fucking silly, but that's what it takes to win.

Ahh... that must explain why my pastie white Anglo Saxon complexion doesn't show off my muscles well.

Next time I wear a singlet I'll rub a bit of boot polish on the guns to really show them off.

 

[Lindommer]

I keep asking cyclo to touch my unmentionables, for research of course...

For research? Yours or mine?.....I can assure you, even the best sake will not tempt me to assess daz's danglies.

What a devilishly disgraceful deviant daz is daring a dick doctor to dally with his danglies. Imagine if the dd's name started with D, Dwayne or Derek, or somesuch?

 

[daz]

Derek Dick-Dangly.

If that isn't a porn star name, I don't know what is!