All-Time Crim 1st XV

[The Red Baron]

Why don't you just turn this into an Aus v NZ crim-esloe cup .Seems to be enough to form two teams from across the tasman .

I don't know about that, there is a fair amount of South African talent in the pack.

 

[Wilson]

Armitage making a late bid for inclusion:

http://www.espnscrum.com/france-top-14-2014-15/rugby/story/254317.html

 

[Tex]

Is anyone fluent in Spanish? Surely our hot-blooded Argentine hombres have a couple of skeletons in the closet.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Astonishing addendum to Marc Cecillon's CV:

"France centre Alexandre Dumoulin has revealed that his father is former France captain and convicted murderer Marc Cécillon."

http://www.planetrugby.com/story/0,25883,3551_9687494,00.html

Time-line suggests the kid was told at 16 "you know the guy who murdered your mother? He's your biological father". Extraordinary.

 

[barbarian]

I don't think the person Cecillon murdered was Dumoulin's mother.

But still an amazing story.

 

[mxyzptlk]

Jimmy Cowan has to be a shoe in for 9.
Arrested in June 2008 after assaulting a bouncer who thought he was far too drunk to enter. Hot on the heels of assaulting a bouncer in May 2008.

I was going to mention that.

Just imagine, Jimmy Cowan starting shit.

 

[Ruggo]

There was great footage a few years ago of Joe Hockey covered in claret after the annual pollies v journos game.


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I would love to lace up the boots for the journos in that one.

 

[Shelts89]

Danny Care was done for drink driving here in the UK a few years back. Could be worth an inclusion, at least in the squad.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

drink driving, theyve all done that, wont even get you a look in to the WTG. If you see him tell him he needs to bash someone's skull in just to get a look. Those exact words. "You need to bash someone's skull in just to get a look."

1 Keith Murdock: punching a pom in 1932 and maybe killing some bloke in the outback
2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker
3 Bees Roux: cop killer
4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter.
5 Idi Amin: accusations of "genocide"
6 Cliff Palu: weekend detention for assault.
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe
8 Marc Cecillon: performing the eternal willie-away on own wife
9 Mark Catchpole: busted for dealing drugs. 9 months P.D
10 Steve Pokere, helping fleece his fellow Mormons of $3.9M, 2 1/2 years jail.
11 C.Guevara: killing blokes left right and centre
12 G.Moala: bashing people up on K Rd. Sentence pending.
13 John Payne: crippling someone in a bar fight.
14 John Ryan: busted for an attempted armed hold-up.
15 Matthew Ridge: property development company went bust owing tradies & suppliers millions

Bench

Jimmy Cowan: assaulting 2 bouncers. Should've tried to sell them drugs instead.
R.Brooke (trying to root some kid up in the islands or soemthing?)
Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players.
Doug Rolleson, pokie machine money fraud: not for personal gain hence no jail
Wendall Sailor, failed drug test for cocaine & banned for two years
Zac Guildford (naked pissing and beating up an old bloke in Rarotonga)
Mitchell Scott: convicted of assault.
Brian Lima: GBH

Wider training group

Matt Henjak: broke Haig Sare's jaw
Julian Savea: wifebeating
Sivivatu: domestic violence against his girlfriend/wife
Sione Luaaki (trashing motel room?)
W.Ripia: looting own team dressing room haha. (Will need to steal $4 million dollars to usurp Mr Pokere from 1st XV)
Cameron Shepherd: jumping on parked cars outside the Star Casino. Needs to find more cars. A lot more cars. And maybe another casino.
Willie Anderson: nicked a flag on tour in Argentina. Think bigger, Willie.
Doug Howlett: jumping on cars post world cup exit
K.Beale: being a dick. (just being a dick no longer enough to warrant selection)

Staff: Q.Cooper (Laptop Analysis)
Coach: D.Crowley

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

That's a formidable pack for the Crims.

 

[mxyzptlk]

Danny Care was done for drink driving here in the UK a few years back. Could be worth an inclusion, at least in the squad.

Didn't he also get picked up for public drunken pissing on the street or a door? I think that happened just before he cleaned up his act.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Possibly a time for a Battle of the Codes.

The behaviourally seedier side of Mungoball cops a bit of grief from some of the Holier than Thou in the Rugby fraternity, myself included, but I reckon the best they have to offer would not be able to compete with the Squad that has been assembled above. I reckon that there are less murderers in Mungoland than the Rugby All Time Crims XV and Wider Training Squad.

Who is going to nominate a Mungoball All Time Crims Team to take on the finest that Rugby has to offer?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^ I'll get the ball rolling with Russell Packer, recently released after doing time for what was known as GBH back in the day, & Danny Wicks who's back in the NRL after a 3-year sentence for various drug offences.

 

[Chris McCracken]

Possibly a time for a Battle of the Codes.

The behaviourally seedier side of Mungoball cops a bit of grief from some of the Holier than Thou in the Rugby fraternity, myself included, but I reckon the best they have to offer would not be able to compete with the Squad that has been assembled above. I reckon that there are less murderers in Mungoland than the Rugby All Time Crims XV and Wider Training Squad.

Who is going to nominate a Mungoball All Time Crims Team to take on the finest that Rugby has to offer?

Anthony Watts, I suppose. Jason Smith just got picked up for cocaine trafficking. But yes, they all seem to be drug and DV stuff. No multi-million dollar embezzlements or murders I can remember.

Certainly no Amins or Guevaras.

 

[Dave Beat]

Anthony Watts, I suppose. Jason Smith just got picked up for cocaine trafficking. But yes, they all seem to be drug and DV stuff. No multi-million dollar embezzlements or murders I can remember.

Certainly no Amins or Guevaras.

Craig Field might get a start

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Embezzlement: - Haven't there been some dodgy deals done with NRL club property developments over the years?

Crapping in team mates shoes and hotel corridors, dressing up like fools and harrassing Bar staff and patrons on Mad Mondays, and the usual sort of shenanigans that the mungos seem to get up to fail to pass the criteria to compete with the Rugby's All Time Crims XV.

ASADA Drug cheating, Urine drinking, dog shagging, hotel dunny cubicle felatio and match fixing scandals also seems a little petty in comparison.


Might need to look at Diveball or Cross Country Volleyball for some real bad arse crims.

 

[Brumby Runner]

Matthew Ridge might get to be a dual representative?

What about the twins who played for Newtown many moons ago (2 sets).

IIRC in one set, one of them did some harm (maybe murdered) the wife of the other, and the other set (or at least one of them) were done for drugs in Thailand (I think).

 

[formerflanker]

Paul Hayward, Newtown Jets, got 30 years from the Thais for heroin trafficking. If guilt by association is part of the selection criteria, Hayward was the brother-in-law of convicted criminal Neddy Smith.

 

[lincoln]

Matthew Ridge might get to be a dual representative?

What about the twins who played for Newtown many moons ago (2 sets).

IIRC in one set, one of them did some harm (maybe murdered) the wife of the other, and the other set (or at least one of them) were done for drugs in Thailand (I think).

Dawsons were one set of brothers with Newtown post their Beastie wonder years.

 

[Brumby Runner]

See http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/03/01/1046407803364.html

Don't think anything came of it.