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Stirling Mortlock (74)
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Only one possible candidate IMO......
 

waiopehu oldboy

Stirling Mortlock (74)
^ I'm a little disturbed by the lack of response. It's a bit like the first reel of ne of those old westerns where there's a young cowboy & an old cowboy standing the first watch & young cowboy says "it sure is quiet tonight, ain't it?" At which point old cowboy squints & says, "yeah, a little TOO quiet for my peace of mind" & you just KNOW that there's injuns in them thar hills getting ready to swoop down for some scalping action......
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
^ I'm a little disturbed by the lack of response. It's a bit like the first reel of ne of those old westerns where there's a young cowboy & an old cowboy standing the first watch & young cowboy says "it sure is quiet tonight, ain't it?" At which point old cowboy squints & says, "yeah, a little TOO quiet for my peace of mind" & you just KNOW that there's injuns in them thar hills getting ready to swoop down for some scalping action..

I am very, very busy scouring MS PAINT for the "Make a CV" function.

**DO NOT DISTURB**
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
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