Christmas presents

[Teh Other Dave]

Santa was very kind to me and dropped off a 6 pack of Trappist Westvleteren 12 beer.

Congratulations, sir, you have just won Christmas. Thankyou all for playing.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

fairly dismal Xmas here, pathetic effort from Santa really, the fat drunken dick brought me a shaver even though I've already fuckin got one (1st world problem haha) and I virtually never shave anyway (hang on is Camp Leader trying to send me some sort of manscaping-related subliminal message with this?)

I got MiniMe Franz Kafka's "Metamorphisis" even though I've never seen her read a book or even bloody talk like one.

I got Camp Leader Miles Davis "My Funny Valentine" LP even though she's not fuckin funny and not my fuckin' valentine

 

[Inside Shoulder]

Is her figure less than greek?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Is her figure less than greek?

Like you wouldnt know haha just kidding nah she7s alright 50 kg or so at about 3 ft tall its just that after 20 years of marriage basically, youre flatting with your sister. Maybe I should go the Sean Locke route and start referring to her as "the lodger".

 

[Marcelo]

Santa: I want the new Reds jersey and the current Wallabies jersey, pleaseeeeeeee

 

[Lee Grant]

I get my Christmas present tomorrow - wife is going away for 3 weeks to China whilst the kids will be going to their grandparents for the same amount of time!!!!!!! WooHoo!

Don't let your meat loaf……

I was referring to the cooking you will be doing but didn't know how to finish the sentence.
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[Aussie D]

trust me LG I won't be doing much cooking if any. $5 pizzas Dominos here I come! I'm just disappointed Super Rugby isn't on while she's away so I can watch some rugby in peace.

 

[boyo]

trust me LG I won't be doing much cooking if any. $5 pizzas Dominos here I come! I'm just disappointed Super Rugby isn't on while she's away so I can watch some rugby in peace.

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