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Coronavirus Self-Isolation Projects

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Dismal Pillock, Mar 14, 2020.

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no more sport, how will you cope?

become raging alkie 2 vote(s) 16.7%
become raging drug addict 3 vote(s) 25.0%
all of the above 2 vote(s) 16.7%
try some DIY around the house and accidentally smash the place to fucken pieces 3 vote(s) 25.0%
get hopelessly hooked on the daytime soapies 2 vote(s) 16.7%
better myself by learning a sixth language 1 vote(s) 8.3%
get fired from my fucken job and go live in the fucken park 5 vote(s) 41.7%
become one of the many lost to Soup Rugby altogether 2 vote(s) 16.7%
go live at Pfitzy's place 7 vote(s) 58.3%
wait for Cyclo to tell me what to do 8 vote(s) 66.7%
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  1. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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  2. Pfitzy Tim Horan (67)

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    Welp, 2 5 4 of you are going to be horribly disappointed. Edit - Cyclo. Edit - Pfitzy. I'm one of the 5.
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  3. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    Just empty the pool and get the tarp ready for it cos I'm coming in hot
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  4. Teh Other Dave Phil Hardcastle (33)

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    You left the options for DIY projects at Pfitzy's place and the park off the list
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  5. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Cyclo's at home in self-isolation trying to convert a sprinkler and an old bucket into a bidet to offset the SORBENT-20 crisis.
    I mean, it's only plumbing, should be right up my alley...
  6. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    #it_soon_will_be
  7. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    Yeah I reckon. First on the to-do list is converting that drained pool into a grot mag grotto. Bit of shelving, alphabeticised dividers, etc. Got to keep things orderly, even as the ol' meat machine descends into hypoxic shock.
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  8. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Bottles of "hand sanitiser" provided?
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  9. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    And "masks"...
































































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  10. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Nice R McCaw formatting there, sir.
  11. The_Brown_Hornet Michael Lynagh (62)

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    Well I'm working from home as a precaution, as is everyone else in the business I work for. I expect the kids to be home from their respective schools by Monday week as well.

    Unfortunately I haven't thought up any Dismal-worthy elaborate plans as yet.
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  12. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    Hope I don't die of something ELSE during this stupid pandemic. Would be a fittingly ignominious end though.

    "Perfectly-Healthy Local Klutz Walks Right The Fuck In Front Of A Speeding Bus."
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  13. tragic Trevor Allan (34)

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  14. Pfitzy Tim Horan (67)

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    The term "de-gloved penis" is hurtling toward this discussion with wild abandon.
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  15. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Not while I still have my tool-kit. ;)
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  16. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    Nope. Not even going to google that.
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    Latest brilliant project idea is making a I mean The Definitive Top 500 Alltime LP's list.
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  17. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Peel a banana... in 1 go.
  18. Dismal Pillock Peter Sullivan (51)

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    Solid vote from Cyclo


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  19. Teh Other Dave Phil Hardcastle (33)

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    Oof I don't even want to think about cystoscopy.
  20. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Neither was I - not much use in a de-gloving! :eek:

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