Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Dismal Pillock, Mar 14, 2020.
Welp, 2 5 4 of you are going to be horribly disappointed. Edit - Cyclo. Edit - Pfitzy. I'm one of the 5.
Just empty the pool and get the tarp ready for it cos I'm coming in hot
You left the options for DIY projects at Pfitzy's place and the park off the list
Cyclo's at home in self-isolation trying to convert a sprinkler and an old bucket into a bidet to offset the SORBENT-20 crisis.
I mean, it's only plumbing, should be right up my alley...
Yeah I reckon. First on the to-do list is converting that drained pool into a grot mag grotto. Bit of shelving, alphabeticised dividers, etc. Got to keep things orderly, even as the ol' meat machine descends into hypoxic shock.
Bottles of "hand sanitiser" provided?
Nice R McCaw formatting there, sir.
Well I'm working from home as a precaution, as is everyone else in the business I work for. I expect the kids to be home from their respective schools by Monday week as well.
Unfortunately I haven't thought up any Dismal-worthy elaborate plans as yet.
Hope I don't die of something ELSE during this stupid pandemic. Would be a fittingly ignominious end though.
"Perfectly-Healthy Local Klutz Walks Right The Fuck In Front Of A Speeding Bus."
The term "de-gloved penis" is hurtling toward this discussion with wild abandon.
Not while I still have my tool-kit.
Nope. Not even going to google that.
Latest brilliant project idea is making a I mean The Definitive Top 500 Alltime LP's list.
Peel a banana... in 1 go.
Solid vote from Cyclo
Oof I don't even want to think about cystoscopy.
Neither was I - not much use in a de-gloving!
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