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Films you've seen

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by chief, Jun 17, 2010.

  1. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    I've had three or four goes at Interstellar & currently watching Inception. Both make my head hurt but I'm convinced that Nolan is the guy who should not so much remake 2001:ASO as use the last 10min of it as a jumping-off point.

    @Dismal I'm not that into parodies but, yeah, Thunder is one've the best, esp like Tom Cruise's Les Grossman character, it's like his Olivier's Hamlet role.
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  2. Hugh Jarse Rocky Elsom (76)

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    For those folk with people at home that like Vampire/Warewolf/Zombie genre movies like "Twilight", and "vampire diaries", you should have a go at watching "What We Do in the Shadows" which is on Foxtel at the moment.
  3. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    I thought it was madly daft how main ex-astronaut bloke was pissing around in some rural bumcrack, whinging about existential concepts then hello he stumbles on world biggest NASA lair, takes it all in his stride, and within minutes is piloting spacecraft off to save world



    Only caught the last half of this but holy shit did I laugh my arse off. I think 17-year old males might be the target market here so at 14 I'm a bit young but I did my best to keep up.

    Apparently the sequel is a piece of shit (14% on RottTomato) but it's probably full of cock jokes which are my raisin du entree so I would probably love that one too
  4. Aussie D Dick Tooth (41)

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    Hot Tub 2 is funny, LMAO. The game show scene is worth it alone.
  5. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Watched all 4 Bourne films over 2 nights.

    Being the anti-auteur thicky I am, it wasn’t til halfway thru the newest one that I realized all 4 films have an identical template. From start to finish. They just plug in the new car chase/CIA office chick who is a bit of a baddie and at the same time a bit of a goodie/ Bourne using earpiece to talk latest plugged-in fall guy thru crowded thoroughfare/arse-covering boss who’s really an uber baddie.

    New one is a bit shit really. Despite all the insanely hectic thrilling action you get a bit inured to it, ooh, the camera is all shakey, shakey again. This is the action part! Was half waiting for it to end. 56% at rotten tomatoes. Some bloke near the end says to James Bourned “you’ve killed 32 people” presumably over his whole career as an assassin, in all 4 films. Well guess what, that CIA asset on Bourne’s arse casually popped off half that number of good guys with his silencered gun in the span of about 10 fucking minutes. He did not give a single shit. Hates Bourne for “compromising” precious CIA agents in the field…… then casually kills all the CIA guys en route to escaping casino and just prior to driving a SWAT truck thru some old ladies face as she sits at the pokey machine.

    Who writes this shit?

    And the mega car chase with CIA man’s commandeered SWAT truck? Must’ve killed at least a hundred innocent commuters there. Just bowled right the fuck through those Sunday driving motherfuckers. “Out of my way, I must avenge the man who compromised precious CIA agents in the field….. uhh, yes, I confess after I killed his fucking father. Um, hold on, why am I doing this again? Anyway, you are blocking my justice rampage to nowhere for no one and for this you shall die as my very recently commandeered SWAT truck crushes you for no discernible reason other than oohh, big movie car chase major motion picture action.”
  6. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Reviewe Of A Filme I Only Watched 30 Minutes Of:

    The Hours (2003)

    Star studded cast, Meryl Streep, some other famous women, Ed Harris, Nicole Kidman winning an Oscar, and yet I only lasted 30 minutes as this film is to entertainment what Amazon fires are to sunbathing near mixed metaphors; the opposite of entertaining.

    The target market for this filme would have to be 58-year old women. Me willingly watching Meryl Streep giddily browsing a flower store may have been the peak mega-cuck moment of my entire life. I think I need to watch Fast and Furious 7 or some nonsense to redumb my brain into the mega major motion picture goodies and baddies paradigme.

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