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Important Sporty Pole.

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Dismal Pillock, Aug 31, 2019.

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Which is "easiest" for a normal human being (AKA, you)?

scoring a basket in an NBA game 0 vote(s) 0.0%
getting an NFL first down 0 vote(s) 0.0%
getting a hit in a MLB game 0 vote(s) 0.0%
scoring a try in a rugby test match 1 vote(s) 11.1%
hitting a boundary in a cricket test match 2 vote(s) 22.2%
this appears to be quite a serious pole. Bit surprised, given the polling history of this polestar. 6 vote(s) 66.7%
pole's not finished yet, dickhead 3 vote(s) 33.3%
almost done now though 3 vote(s) 33.3%
righto. 4 vote(s) 44.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.

  1. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Idea taken from a recent Deadspin article and given the full Pole treatmente.

    Don't forget to show your working.
    Dismal Pillock, Aug 31, 2019
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  2. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    I don't think anyone wants me to show my working on here.
    cyclopath, Aug 31, 2019
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    yourmatesam, The_Brown_Hornet and Dismal Pillock like this.

  3. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    I voted "hitting a boundary in a cricket test match" Might fluke a lucky nick that flies off to fuck knows where.

    Scoring a try in a rugby test match: unpossible. Would be instantly pummelled into my own face and counter rucked straight to ICU.

    getting an NFL first down: unpossible. Even harder than a test try I reckon. Would be reduced to a pile of broken bones within seconds, to be hiffed out with the burnables.

    getting a hit in a MLB game: the most unpossible. no fluking lucky nicks here. Anyone thats been to a baseball batting centre will tell you how goddamn hard this feat is.

    Scoring a basket in an NBA game: this might be doable if I just stand the fuck down one end unguarded and hope I can catch a long outlet pass and not shit the bed during a layup before 8-foot spider limbs of armageddon stretch upcourt and swipe my shit into Row Z.
    Dismal Pillock, Aug 31, 2019
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    Scoey, yourmatesam and cyclopath like this.

  4. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Poor polling turnout to the pole so far.
    Do the forum members hate democracy? DO THEY? ANSWER ME.
    Dismal Pillock, Sep 4, 2019
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  5. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Super serious rugby forii here. Sphincters are going into "crush carbon into frikken diamonds" mode until RWC is over. Or at least the pool stages.
    cyclopath, Sep 4, 2019
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  6. Braveheart81 Rocky Elsom (76)

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    I assumed this thread was going to be about the former World's Strongest Man, Mariusz Pudzianowski. He's the only important sporty Pole I can think of.

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    Braveheart81, Sep 5, 2019
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  7. fatprop David Wilson (68)

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    Needs "none of the above, mere humans couldn't do any of them"
    fatprop, Sep 6, 2019
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