Important Sporty Pole.

[Dismal Pillock]

Idea taken from a recent Deadspin article and given the full Pole treatmente.

Don't forget to show your working.

 

[cyclopath]

Idea taken from a recent Deadspin article and given the full Pole treatmente.

Don't forget to show your working.

I don't think anyone wants me to show my working on here.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I voted "hitting a boundary in a cricket test match" Might fluke a lucky nick that flies off to fuck knows where.

Scoring a try in a rugby test match: unpossible. Would be instantly pummelled into my own face and counter rucked straight to ICU.

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getting an NFL first down: unpossible. Even harder than a test try I reckon. Would be reduced to a pile of broken bones within seconds, to be hiffed out with the burnables.​

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getting a hit in a MLB game: the most unpossible. no fluking lucky nicks here. Anyone thats been to a baseball batting centre will tell you how goddamn hard this feat is.​

Scoring a basket in an NBA game: this might be doable if I just stand the fuck down one end unguarded and hope I can catch a long outlet pass and not shit the bed during a layup before 8-foot spider limbs of armageddon stretch upcourt and swipe my shit into Row Z.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Poor polling turnout to the pole so far.

Multiple votes are allowed.​

Do the forum members hate democracy? DO THEY? ANSWER ME.

 

[cyclopath]

Poor polling turnout to the pole so far.


Do the forum members hate democracy? DO THEY? ANSWER ME.

Super serious rugby forii here. Sphincters are going into "crush carbon into frikken diamonds" mode until RWC is over. Or at least the pool stages.

 

[Braveheart81]

I assumed this thread was going to be about the former World's Strongest Man, Mariusz Pudzianowski. He's the only important sporty Pole I can think of.

 

[fatprop]

Poor polling turnout to the pole so far.


Do the forum members hate democracy? DO THEY? ANSWER ME.

Needs "none of the above, mere humans couldn't do any of them"