Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Welcome to The Gunston Family Home.
Seaside Point.
"Gene-o, where's your stupid brother Trevor?
"Skiing, Aunty Doris."
"Gene, did you cut that dead prick down from the tree?"
"F**kin' hang on, I'm still taking a piss here."
"What about now?"
"For f**ks sake, Aunty Doris, hang the f**k on."
"What about now?"
"Last few drops."
"GENE-O, stop playing with it. You'll go blind again."
"Yes, Aunty Doris."
"GENE GUNSTON, YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS F**KING FRIDGE THIS INSTANT."
"Uhh, I can't hear you, Aunty Doris."
Seaside Point.
"Gene-o, where's your stupid brother Trevor?
"Skiing, Aunty Doris."
"Gene, did you cut that dead prick down from the tree?"
"F**kin' hang on, I'm still taking a piss here."
"What about now?"
"For f**ks sake, Aunty Doris, hang the f**k on."
"What about now?"
"Last few drops."
"GENE-O, stop playing with it. You'll go blind again."
"Yes, Aunty Doris."
"GENE GUNSTON, YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS F**KING FRIDGE THIS INSTANT."
"Uhh, I can't hear you, Aunty Doris."