Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Reddy!, Jun 29, 2010.
New **COMPULSORY** Japanese Citizenship Test for all you gaijin:
Japan Unveil New Era Name
With the imminent changing of Japan's Emperor, the island nation, in a custom dating back 2,600 years, have unveiled the name of their new era.
"New era name is L.C.M, omeeh" stated Japan's Minister for Upskirt Cinematography, the Rt. Hon. Dr Manabu Grot. "L.C.M stand for 'Light Cock Mosaic'. Preceding Heisei era was renown for H.C.M (Heavy Cock Mosaic) which involve heavy pixellation of wanger in adult video. We hope new era will unshackle Japan cock into bold new light cock sabre mosaic paradigm. As Japan entire economy revolve around pornography, economic projection indicate this L.C.M era will boost Japan economy by staggering 82.6%, omeeh."
"Light Cock Mosaic is New Japan era, omeeh."-Japan's Minister of Upskirt Cinematography.
Japan's New Emperor Enshrined.
Japan's new emperor Hisahito was today enshrined in a 10-minute ceremony. He was presented with 3 national treasures. From left to right; - a sumptuous bento lunchbox containing the purest of ancient traditional Japanese cuisine; whale groin doused in dolphin placenta, porpoise phlegm soup and octopus snot gratin.- the last remaining VHS copy of the 1989 video classic "Upskirt Bukkake Grannies on The Bus." Long considered to be a classic of the genre as well as Japan's leading contribution to the art world for the entire 30-year Heisei era. - finally, a coupla fucken golf clubs for the Empo to potter about with in the back yard, practicing the ol' golf swing while nutjob wife Masako's inside having a massive fucken cry about next to fucken nothing.
Tried the test again.
My score got even worse.
I'm waiting for the album of his Rising Sun Sessions from Ibiza.
I've heard it's something to really lose your head to
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