Michael Jackson jokes ...

[Pfitzy]

... yes they're here already:

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Farah Fawcett died overnight, and when she got to heaven she was granted one wish.

"I want all the little children of the world to be safe" said Farah.

Next thing you know...

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Authorities have said that they're going to melt Michael Jackson's body down into lego, so that for once little kids get the chance to play with him

 

[Scarfman]

Nick - here's your challenge:

A joke linking MJ to swine flu.

 

[Pfitzy]

Why do you think he was wearing the mask all the time? He was the primary carrier!

 

[Scorz]

From various sources...

A t first they thought he'd died of a heart attack, but he was actually found in the childrens ward having a stroke. That wasn't what killed him however - as his family said he'd pulled out of tighter holes.

Finally it was confirmed he had died of food poisoning by eating some 12 year old nuts.

McDonalds is releasing a commemorative burger, which features a 50 year old piece of meat between two 9 year old buns, and a plastic mask, as a happy meal.

Funeral details are as yet unavailable, it is understood his final wish was to be melted down into PS3 parts, so kids around the world would play with him endlessly.

 

[Moses]

The funeral has been delayed as plastic recycling night isn't till Wednesday.

He was to be cremated however green groups have protested at the amount of noxious gasses due to be released.

The coroner was performing an autopsy and could work out if he's "black, or white"

 

[Henry]

Michael Jackson's kids upon finding his body at their home,
"Daddy you ok, you ok Daddy?"