1. Welcome to the Green and Gold Rugby forums. As you can see we've upgraded the forums to new software. Your old logon details should work, just click the 'Login' button in the top right.

Most Erudite Poster - Word of the Week Competition

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Hugh Jarse, Nov 26, 2010.

  1. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    this one needs to be fast-tracked into the English language immediately:

  2. waiopehu oldboy John Eales (66)

    Likes Received:
    For the last time, @Dismal, STOP FUCKIN' STALKING ME, AWRIGHT? :)

    My word for this week:

    a person who is timid or submissive.
    "a frail, milquetoast character"
  3. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    cyclopath and yourmatesam like this.
  4. Hugh Jarse Rocky Elsom (76)

    Likes Received:
    From the 2013 Reds vs Waratahs Game Thread:
    - July 13 2013

    - July 20 2013
  5. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:

    [jib-er, gib-]

    • Word Origin
    See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com
    to install Gib Board in and around your property.
    • Examples
    Shiggins said:
    "I haven't been gibering at all this year."
    yourmatesam and cyclopath like this.
  6. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

    Likes Received:


    to install Gib board in and around your property with a stutter.
    saulityvi and Dismal Pillock like this.
  7. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    Wayne Gunston’s Guide to $20 Words.

    Gidday, tatterdemalion c**ts!

    Welcome to Wayne Gunston’s Guide to $20 Words.

    Me, Wayne, your favourite
    lalochezian callipygous bastard.
    I know all the $20 words. I bought
    the whole fuckin lot for 50 bucks
    at a garage sale.

    Now then, let’s get down to business. How many $20 words do you know? Four? Sorry smartarse, but “supercilious” is no longer a $20 word. It’s a $5 word at best. So now you only know three $20 words. Callipygous and two others. Pathetic. You thick bastard. There’s only so many times you, the aspiring writer, can drop “mellifluous”, “callipygous” and that one other flash harry word into your stunted, shithouse prose before the ruse is well and truly up.

    That’s where I come in. Once your cheque’s cleared, my Wayne Gunston’s Guide to $20 Words will show you exactly where and when to use $20 words.
    $695.99 for just 12 easy-to-follow instalments.
    No layby. Stop fucking around and PAY NOW.

    Here is just a brief sampler of what you can expect from Wayne Gunston’s Guide to $20 Words.

    * A refresher course on the $20 words you already know. Face it, you’ve already forgotten what “callipygous” means and you only found out about the fuckin stupid thing 3 bloody sentences ago. Stupid bastard. PAY NOW!
    * An autographed strand of my lustrous hair. Use it as a bookmark. It’s that bloody thick!
    * Words.
    * Sexually graphic passages.
    * Pictures of $20 words.

    Gunston InfoMercial
    Not only will my Guide to $20 Words educate you about ALL the $20 words it will also “troubleshoot” those words that are often mistaken for being $20 words but are in fact NOT $20 words.

    Here is a brief sample list of just some of the commonly mistaken $20 words as exposed by Wayne Gunston’s Guide to $20 Words.

    * Wheelbarrow (quite a long word, hence the confusion. NOT a $20 word)
    * Elephant (elephants are big which makes people think the word is long and confusing but at a paltry 7 letters it’s not overly long)
    * Psychedelic (nothing about a hippie is worth $20 bucks)

    Pay NOW to get the full list of NOT $20 words!

    Just $850.99 in 8 easy instalments.
    Operators are standing by!

    The first 3 customers to order will receive a FREE Gunston & Gunston Herpes Teleporter!


    $399 O.N.O
    "Thank you for shopping with Gunston & Gunston
    now get off the fuckin' line please thank you next!"

    That’s it then, we’re all done here, by stupidly clicking on that paypal logo above you’ve triggered an automatic payment, thanks for shopping with Gunston & Gunston, my fuckwit brother Wayne is coming over to your place in his ute with your stupid fuckhead book.

    “Jesus, I wouldn’t pay shit for this."




    chasmac, cyclopath and saulityvi like this.
  8. Hugh Jarse Rocky Elsom (76)

    Likes Received:

    1. covered with dust or powder.
    2. consisting of dust or fine powder.
    3. crumbling to dust or powder.

    "Bill Pulver took a 1998 Shiraz from the ARU Cellar and opened the pulverulent bottle in front of the thirsty Board."
  9. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    a series of interconnected things.
    --"a concatenation of terrible decisions over the years led to the demise of the Auckland Blues."
    --"an applicable name for an Auckland Blues Fan Club would be 'Blues Bad Choice Concate Nation."
    Sully likes this.
  10. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    noun: femtosecond; plural noun: femtoseconds; symbol: fs
    1. one quadrillionth of a second.
    2. "Byron Kelleher needed but a femtosecond to completely fuck up a Rugby World Cup semi-final."
    cyclopath and Sully like this.
  11. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:

    (of a sow) give birth to (piglets).

    "The lodger is farrowing."

    AKA; "Byron, what have you done?."
    Tex likes this.
  12. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    1. throw (someone or something) out of a window.
      "...following the Auckland Blues 2nd half capitulation, a wave of television defenestrations were reported in the Greater Onehunga area."
    cyclopath likes this.
  13. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

    Likes Received:
    defencestrate - the aspect of the game thrown out the window by the Blues prior to the defenestration.
    Dismal Pillock likes this.
  14. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:

    1. (of a person) finding intelligence sexually attractive or arousing.
      "The only explanation for Mrs Pillock is asapiosexuality."
    cyclopath likes this.
  15. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

    Likes Received:
    Dismal Pillock and boyo like this.
  16. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

    Likes Received:
    [ˈpwēsnt, ˈpyo͞oəsnt]

    1. having great power or influence.
      "No Mr Pillock, for the 20th time, puissant is not an insult."
    cyclopath likes this.

Share This Page