RWC 2019 Japan vs Scotland

[Dismal Pillock]

Sunday 13 October ​

19:45 Japan Time ​

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Japan v Scotland​

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Pool A International Stadium Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture, Yokohama City​

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Huge match. ​

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Bizarrely, Japan might even be favourites to beat poor old Scroteland and progress to quarters​

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Scroteland Team Matchday GIF:​

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Japan Team Matchday GIF:

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[Derpus]

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Err, ummm. Scrolling required.

 

[aeneas]

This is going to be amazing

 

[Ulrich]

Can't wait for Japan to bag the bonus point against Scotland

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Japan on 8 days rest, Scroteland on 4, I really don't think Scotland know what is going to hit them,

this motley clutch of drunken highland men are about to feel the full force of the misplaced Imperial Army right up their kilted burmese passages​

 

[aeneas]

Japan on 8 days rest, Scroteland on 4, I really don't think Scotland know what is going to hit them,
this motley clutch of drunken highland men are about to feel the full force of the misplaced Imperial Army right up their kilted burmese passages

No one could accuse of you of being politically correct Dismal

 

[formerflanker]

No one could accuse of you of being politically correct Dismal

Nah, he's just demonstrating what Ita calls "larrikinism".
He can obviously afford to.

 

[cyclopath]

No one could accuse of you of being politically correct Dismal

I'm not sure he's even anatomically correct.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Scottish Tartan:

Japanese Tartan:

 

[Slim 293]

After the flogging Scotland just gave Russia, Japan need to get 1 competition point out of this game to make it through to the quarter finals...........

If Scotland win and they finish on equal points, Scotland will go through.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Speculation that the match (and/ or England v France) may be cancelled or shifted to Oita:

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/rugb...ation-as-super-typhoon-hagibis-escalates.html

Announcement due at midday Tokyo time.

EDIT: planetrugby.com reporting that a 24-hour postponement with no change of venue is also a possibility.

https://www.planetrugby.com/england-and-france-meeting-in-the-balance/

 

[Dismal Pillock]

LMFAO if Japan biff Scotland out on a technicality. Hope Japan Inc are already drafting up the papers.....

Dear Scottish Men.

Thank you for your pool stage participation in Rugby World Cup 2019. You may leave now. Thank you and get out.

We apologise that you did not read RWC fine print.

We also apologise for your inept dogshit display against Irish potato people in first game.

We also apologise for Japan team in contrast against Ireland team riding divine wind of resounding demolition to reinforce potato hatred.

Regards,​

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-Japan Inc.​

ps we also apologise for all finest whiskey awards worldwide these days now being awarded to Japanese whisky. Not to Scottish whisky. SO SORRY.

psps, next week we start to study how to make haggis.

 

[dru]

^^^ OK DP. That had me in stitches. Well done.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

WR (World Rugby) will inspect the venue Sunday morning (~6 hours prior to scheduled kickoff) & make the play/ no play call.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

WR (World Rugby)

Isn't Scotlands John Jeffrey almost the boss now? If they send him it'll be "that's nort rhenn ye daft wee fanny" as the flood tide sweeps him off to Okinawa

Meanwhile Japanese delegation will see one puddle in the carpark and issue a nationwide tsunami evacuation order

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Scroteland Team Matchday GIF:

OFMG this will actually be the Scottish rugby team on their match day at kick-off time.

SEER.

SEER OF VISIONS.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Holy crap.

“I’d like to remind everybody that hasn’t been a fluke — this team has been in camp for 240 days this year alone.”​

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Japan: 15 William Tupou, 14 Kotaro Matsushima, 13 Timothy Lafaele, 12 Ryoto Nakamura, 11 Kenki Fukuoka, 10 Yu Tamura, 9 Yutaka Nagare, 8 Kazuki Himeno, 7 Pieter Labuschagne, 6 Michael Leitch (c), 5 James Moore, 4 Luke Thompson, 3 Jiwon Koo, 2 Shota Horie, 1 Keita Inagak. Replacements: 16 Atsushi Sakate, 17 Isileli Nakajima, 18 Asaeli Ai Valu, 19 Uwe Helu, 20 Hendrik Tui, 21 Fumiaki Tanaka, 22 Rikiya Matsuda, 23 Ryohei Yamanaka

Scotland: 15 Stuart Hogg, 14 Tommy Seymour, 13 Chris Harris, 12 Sam Johnson, 11 Darcy Graham, 10 Finn Russell, 9 Greig Laidlaw (c), 8 Blade Thomson, 7 Jamie Ritchie, 6 Magnus Bradbury, 5 Jonny Gray, 4 Grant Gilchrist, 3 Willem Nel, 2 Fraser Brown, 1 Allan Dell
Replacements: 16 Stuart McInally, 17 Gordon Reid, 18 Zander Fagerson, 19 Scott Cummings, 20 Ryan Wilson, 21 George Horne, 22 Pete Horne, 23 Blair Kinghorn

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Pretty sure that's the Scroteland CEO prepping for his press conference. John Jeffrey to his right.