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The mind boggles

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Scarfman

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The next time I accidently thump a female employee after shadow-boxing with her, remind me not to:

- deny her sick leave
- suggest she spank me
- show her the pornography on my work computer

http://www.smh.com.au/news/lhqnews/...eting-on-zappia/2009/06/09/1244313137475.html

"The fact remains that an employee has ended up with an eye injury, albeit one through an accident, and the response from the CEO of the company - to deny her sick leave and offer her the opportunity to spank him - is not an acceptable way of dealing with that issue," Gallop said.

"The [Sharks] board needs to sit up and do something about this."

Hall said she was pleased with meeting Gallop.

Hall played Gallop the tape of a meeting between herself and Zappia, which was recorded three days after being accidentally punched. As reported by Channel Seven, the recording shows Zappia suggesting to Hall that she had been drinking, that she hurt her eye by falling against a wall, and he offers her the opportunity to spank him and shows her pornography on his work computer.

I agree with this board member:

Meanwhile, the only female NRL board member, Katie Page, said the game was purging itself.

"I think the purging of the game recently is a good thing," she said at a Women in League lunch yesterday.

"I think that it is a positive not a negative."
 

PaarlBok

Rod McCall (65)
Yep look like the Aussies Tannies vat nie kak nie. Find this one on our Boer forum and thats the kind of Granny or "Oumas" we would LOVE to have in BiltongLand
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs
raped her 18-year-old granddaughter
That she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their
testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them,
she took revenge on them in her own special way,
Said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station,
Laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his
penis and his testicles.
When outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room
Where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,
But doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said..
'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood,
'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used
to,' Detective Delp told reporters.
'Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been
through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21
After her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight
By two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital,
'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself
''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired
library worker.
'And I wasn't scared of them, either because I've got me a gun and
I've been shootin' all my life.
'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning
one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's
description of the sickos,
Tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested
neighborhood where the crime took place
Till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
anyway
'and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,'
the oldster recalled.

'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the
door,
'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square
between the legs,
'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

'Then I went in and shot the other one
'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.
'Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
the vigilante granny.
'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to
throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,'
Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to
nominate her for Mayor.'
Melbourne can get the 15th team now, if their rugby players have close the Guts she have!
 

Biffo

Ken Catchpole (46)
Scarfman said:
Meanwhile, the only female NRL board member, Katie Page, said the game was purging itself.

:) :) :)

Reminds me of Gandhi, when asked on his arrival in London "what do you think of Western civilization?" responding "I think it would be a damn fine idea".
 
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