Un-Australian Activities 2020

[waiopehu oldboy]

Blues should get up now

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But one should never underestimate their ability to fuck up the unfuckupable.

 

[zer0]

Blues should get up now

"You under estimate my power [to f*ck this up]"

- The post 2003 Blues rugby union franchise.

 

[Up the Guts]

Worrying when you’re thankful Parsons is trotting on.

 

[Up the Guts]

Blake Gibson has serious wheels.

 

[zer0]

Richie McCaw level physics defying opensiding there from Gibson to, somehow, keep pace with the guy who out paced Rieko and grab a turnover.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Willie Lose plays the "but he's not a dirty player" card. No-one's saying he's a dirty player, dickhead, just that on this particular occasion he's committed a Red Card offence. Fuck me, it's not hard to get this shit right esp with the head injury protocols you're always banging on about during your 7's commentaries.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Loss Bleus may struggle to not win from here. Starting to get the rub of the green, too & could be 15 v 13 if 'canes keep doing what they're doing. TJP can shake his head all he likes but they're playing with fire here.

 

[Up the Guts]

Who’s kicking for the line for the Blues? Twice not putting it out, absolutely dire.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

"You under estimate my power [to f*ck this up]"

- The post 2003 Blues rugby union franchise.

The prosecution hereby tables Exhibit A: Non-existent Short Side Scrum Defence, M'Lud.

 

[Up the Guts]

13 now, this would be a real Blues effort to lose from here.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Ffsita gone, 13 v 15 for most of what's left & surely Loss Bleus take the three & close it out* from here. Three taken, 17-15.

* sorry, momentarily forgot it was Loss Bleus out there then remembered that they don't do "close it out" it's either crash on through or crash & burn, innit .

 

[zer0]

All of these cards are countermanded by the mere presence of both Parsons and Ruru.

 

[Up the Guts]

12 men, hahaha, this game is a farce

 

[zer0]

Jeez, refs not doing the Blues any favours here at all. The're gonna have to dig real deep to pull the L outta the fire here now.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

PT will seal it, YC is just gravy. 12 v 15, has there ever been such a thing?

Edit: zer0, I think it's time for you to start considering the possibility that Loss Bleus might actually win this

Edit the second: we also have to consider the possibility that Loss Bleus might actually be a half-way decent rugby football team with a realistic chance of playing semi-final footy. Weirder shit has happened.

 

[Up the Guts]

3 men up and you go for the drop kick? Should be looking for the bonus point, fuck me that is shithouse.

 

[zer0]

Honestly couldn't care less about bonus points at this point. Hell, I'd probably be going full Larkham and drop goaling it dead just to kill time.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Have tentatively taken the first steps towards putting out feelers in regards to initiating the groundwork for preparations to brace myself for my first viewing of the Super Rugby table since 2012.

Please wish me well, this is a huge step for me. Godspeed the vortex.

 

[KiwiM]

I'll take it.

Blues did well to hang in there during the first half.

Canes lost the plot second half but they were cynical all night.

The second huge win for the Blues in a row. Awesome.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Have tentatively taken the first steps towards putting out feelers in regards to initiating the groundwork for preparations to brace myself for my first viewing of the Super Rugby table since 2012.

Please wish me well, this is a huge step for me. Godspeed the vortex.

Baby steps, Dismal, baby steps.