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Un-Australian Activities 2020

Discussion in 'Rugby Matches' started by waiopehu oldboy, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. Dan54 Paul McLean (56)

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    Yep I suspect someone needs to teach Crusaders how to hold onto the odd pass. What the hell is happening down that way
  2. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    What's happening down that way is it's not duck shooting season yet so the munters up front are letting the fairies out back do their thing for the time being, knowing full well that cometh May (if the comp hasn't been canned by then) said fairies will be begging said munters to please please please win the damn thing so they (fairies) don't have to get their hands & knees dirtier than absolutely necessary.

    EDIT: in saying that, there does seem to be more accuracy in this half. Or maybe it's the Sunwolves patented second-half fade plus the absence of Te'o starting to kick in.
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  3. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    Spoke too soon. Taking nothing away from April that was shite D.
  4. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    Yeah, the fade is happening big time, 35-14 into the final quarter. In case anyone's wondering, Sione & David Havili aren't related.
  5. Wilson Bob Davidson (42)

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    Hugh Roach decides to make it interesting
  6. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    Hugh Roach's CruSadists debut ends with a dumb-arse Red. Doesn't matter how hard, it's still an elbow to the head you dumbfuck. Hope you enjoyed your two-week CruSadist career.
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  7. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Dismal has got his envelope in just in time - CruSadists down to 13 soon.
  8. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    And now Reece with the deliberate knockdown PT, surely.

    Holy shit, YC but no PT.
  9. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    haha, how many minutes was he even on for, 3?

    cantabs lineout should be quarantined in the fucken Parkinsons unit
  10. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    lol this match seemed quite close, then cantabs were down to 13 men, then somehow they wind up with 49 pts at the end. suspect some sort of scoreboard manipulation involved somewhere in there.
  11. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    It's OK folks, normal service has been resumed:

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  12. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Unnamed Ex-Auckland Blues Assistant Accepts Sanzar Edict Stipulating That Cantabs Forfeit Super Rugby.

    -NZ Herald--

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    "Yes, look, I have been in touch with Commissioner Egon and have reassured him that he may remain SANZAR Commissioner if he agrees that the Cantabs forfeit the Super Rugby title due to them only having played 6 matches as opposed to the champion-elect Auckland Blues, who have played the correct allotment of 7 competition matches. Look, we're not here to argue with the SANZAR Commissioner. Rules are rules and they're in place for a reason. What he says goes and it's up to us to abide by and comply with competition rules and regulations. Or else it's just anarchy, isn't it? So in the end, we're just happy to accept SANZAR's ruling whichever way they decide."

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    "Furthermore, we have already detailed how the Super Rugby standings actually finished here, here, here and here; http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/co...nfinity-and-beyond.13827/page-36#post-1127339. Thank you, no further questions."
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  13. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    Objection, your Honour!

    Defence calls Witness X in rebuttal of Honoured Friend DP's crazed assertions & aspersions:

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    You have problem with points table? You can discuss with my little friend at right of pic & gesturing expansively in my direction as I prepare to stomp you into paste while you are distracted. DISCUSSION OVER, MOFO (with respect).
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  14. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    https://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/Sup...ove-to-cape-town-stadium-is-on-track-20200516
    Yes, you read that correctly. The Blues win was such an enormous shock to the entire Stormers franchise that they decided they had to destroy the entire 130-year old stadium and leave town.

    A bit of an overreaction if I must say, but, UNDERSTANDABLE.

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  15. zer0 Alan Cameron (40)

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    Wait until the Blues next win in Christchurch. So great will the shame be that the Cantabs will have to demolish Christchurch and pretend they're all from Gore, or something.
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  16. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Now I'm wondering what the last soup match at Lancaster Park was? Perhaps the Blues placed their patented Kiss of Franchise Death upon the Cantabs junk and relegated that storied bastion of red and black rugby history to rubble too? #WITH_A_TOUCH_OF_THEIR_DARK_HAND

    *edit bugger quick google reveals last soup match was a 40-22 touch-up of the Bumbreeze in May 2010
    *edit bugger quick google reveals last match ever was a 20-10 touch-up by AB's vs Wobs in Aug 2010
  17. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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  18. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    "Touch-up" rolling off your keyboard almost like you've typed that into Google a bit lately.....
    #Clean up, aisle 2!!#
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