Where's Cyclo?

[Pfitzy]

He wishes he was 36....

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Cyclo blowing up on facebook.....

 

[cyclopath]

Cyclo blowing up on facebook...

Lawyers incoming.........

 

[Braveheart81]

Lawyers incoming...

That's his plan. He gets a cut when you hire Gunston Defamation Lawyers to sue him.

 

[cyclopath]

That's his plan. He gets a cut when you hire bail Gunston Defamation Lawyers to sue him.

FTFY

 

[Dismal Pillock]

That's his plan. He gets a cut when you hire Gunston Defamation Lawyers to sue him.

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[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Blog.

Hay guyz, Cyclo here again.

Apologies for my absence from the forii.

Been golfing.

It took me 3 days to complete 9 holes.

Confession time, I had too much absinthe to drink. I slept where I fell then woke up and kept swinging. Golf swinging.

While I was asleep some people playing through used my face to tee up their balls. I have almost no teeth left now.

On the bright side, I did post a PB (that means "Personal Best" in golfing parlance) for the 9 holes.

612.

Very proud.



More later.

-C.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Blog.

Hay guyz, Cyclo here again.

Decided to relocate the house.

Was getting a bit bored with the view.

Contacted Gunston House Relocations Inc and they promptly fiddled with the dam upstream a bit and before you knew it, we were on our way!

Thank you, Gunstons!


-Cyclo.

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Web Blog.

Hay guyz, Cyclo here again.

Decided to relocate the house.

Was getting a bit bored with the view.

Contacted Gunston House Relocations Inc and they promptly fiddled with the dam upstream a bit and before you knew it, we were on our way!

Thank you, Gunstons!


-Cyclo.

Once it settled at the coast, BOOMFA!
Prime beachfront views.

 

[Pfitzy]

Once it settled at the coast, BOOMFA!
Prime beachfront views.

nek minnit

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"Mummy, are we moving again already?"
"Yes dear, that would appear to be the caaaaaaaaaaaaase....."

 

[cyclopath]

"Mummy, are we moving again already?"
"Yes dear, that would appear to be the caaaaaaaaaaaaase..."

" Look, Tarquin, you wanted a fucking houseboat, I got a houseboat, then you wanted a submarine........."

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

You wanna pop over and give me a hand pounding some of this new "Iverectum" Covid medicine up my clacka?

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

You wanna pop over and give me a hand pounding some of this new "Iverectum" Covid medicine up my clacka?

.

This is your guy, and he tells me it's a 3-finger job.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

Is there any GAGR bandwidth limit to how many Akira Ioane GIF's I could possibly make?

Didn't think so.

Thanks mate.

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

Is there any GAGR bandwidth limit to how many Akira Ioane GIF's I could possibly make?

Didn't think so.

Thanks mate.

No, but we have a pest filter, and the parameters are tightly set.

 

[Pfitzy]

No, but we have a pest filter, and the parameters are tightly set.

Judging by some of the discussion on the future of Super Rugby, this is a lie.

 

[Teh Other Dave]

Judging by some of the discussion on the future of Super Rugby, this is a lie.

Ixnay on the uperrugbysay. Soon they'll flood into this thread: 'OMg cYcLO LEfT tEh FOrii We NEed GaGr AU tEH KIwiS aRE RuInINg It'

Then start advocating servers in Western Sydney, Townsville and the Gold Coast.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Cyclo,

You want me to keep PM'ing you the Auckland Blues 2022 home and away schedule on a daily basis?

Should I switch to a weekly basis?

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Cyclo,

You want me to keep PM'ing you the Auckland Blues 2022 home and away schedule on a daily basis?

Should I switch to a weekly basis?

Pffft, we all know you have no concept of days in the permanent darkness of Gagger's Abyss. Be thankful we left you a dial-up modem. And a Shiggins doll.