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WINNERS: 2016 GAGR Forum Awards

Discussion in 'Competitions' started by Gagger, Dec 19, 2016.

  1. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    Ladies, Gentlemen and gender unassigned, welcome to the 2016 GAGR Forum Awards.

    I'm your host, Gagger, and am honoured to be presenting these, the most prestigious gongs of Australian rugby wanging on.

    My assistant tonight was to be Auntie Doreen Gunston, but at the last minute she informed us we were to "get fucked".

    Without further ado, let's get into the awards.
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  2. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    Our first award is for ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.

    This was a closed mods vote, and after we'd solved the question of "fuck, do we actually have any?" it was decided that the decided winner was..

    AMIRITE.

    395 likes in less than 6 months, he's gotta be doing something, er, rite.
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  3. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    Tonights awards come to you from the scenic Byron Bay where I am already 4 Stone and Woods down. Prepare for charm
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  4. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    The second award of the evening is for BESTEST FURREN POSTER.

    Always an interesting category, considering the number of dickwad Kiwis and Poms we get gracing our fair domain name.

    Tonight's winner though has more than distinguished himself with valuable contributions both on the forum and front page and is none other than

    WAIOPEHU OLD BOY

    Well done mate.

    Hon mention - Highlander. There's always next year cobber - you just need to either PICK UP YOUR FUCKING GAME,
    or knobble WOB.
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  5. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    Getting interesting? You bet it is, I've got the Giant Steps pinot flowing now.
  6. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    The next category is one we actually let you buggers nominate and vote for, and guess what - you didn't fuck this one up (but it wasn't hard).

    FUNNIEST BUGGER ON THE FORUM

    There is only one man(?) on the internet like this guy, thank christ, and perhaps because nowhere else does Japanese octopus grot porn resonate, he's decided to make GAGR his home.

    It is of course, DISMAL PILLOCK.

    Cyclopath has volunteered to visit Dismal in his Japanese porn loft on Pitcairn that he shares with Byron Kelleher.

    God speed and good luck Cyclo.
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  7. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    Having just praised youse all for your voting, I now have to take that all back because you managed to come up with a split vote on

    GRASS ROOTS POSTER OF THE YEAR.

    It wouldn't be a GAGR forum awards if LEE GRANT didn't win something though and so he gets to share this year's honours with YOURMATESAM.

    Well done both, especially anyone who can outpoll LG.

    Hon mention THE KING, who was only off the pace by one vote.
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  8. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    There are a lot of people who do a lot of work around this place to keep the lights on and the trolls and lawyers at bay. I think most of you know who you are - a big and sincere thanks.

    However, it's good to highlight someone who's come along and injected a new level of positive energy, a real LIFTER NOT LEANER.

    And that person this year is HUGH JARSE with all he's done especially on the schoolboy threads, keeping the keyboard warrior teens (and their dads) at bay. Well done mate and thanks.
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  9. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    So now to the biggie, GREEN AND GOLD RUGBY'S MOST VALUABLE POSTER, 2016.

    Now, despite there being voting irregularities with many of the winners votes originating from the same Brisbane suburb, there can be no doubt this poster deserves his award, even if it's just for starring in this video which has now had more than 126k views.


    It is of course, our very own RUGBY REG. I know that I read and heed every post he writes, except for those regarding Dean Mumm.

    Well done mate.
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  10. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    And that wraps up this year's GAGR FORUM AWARDS.

    Well done to the winners who are grinners. And to those who didn't make the cut - there's always next year for you to wang on about your favourite team while hating the Tahs.
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  11. p.Tah John Thornett (49)

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    Who voted for these people? bloody Russians at it again ;)

    Well done everyone and thanks to all G&GR posters for keeping this forum alive and interesting
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  12. Sully John Eales (66)

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    WE ARE REG!
    WE ARE REG!
    WE ARE REG!
    WE ARE REG!

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  13. The torpedo Chilla Wilson (44)

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    ALL HAIL LORD DISMAL AND HIS GUNSTON EMPIRE!!!!
  14. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    I'll look into the appropriate vaccinations and barrier creams. I swiped some HazMat gowns from work.


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  15. waiopehu oldboy John Eales (66)

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    ^^^^^^^^^^ with Green & Gold extremities, of course :)


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  16. waiopehu oldboy John Eales (66)

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    Trophy just arrived:


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    Could be worse, you could've made me go to Pitcairn to collect it :)

    Seriously, tho, I'd have given it to Highlander or one of the Kevins who keep us up to speed with what's going on in the non-Australasian parts of the rugby world but I'm right chuffed to receive it. Makes it easy to not be a dickwad kiwi when there's hardly any dickwad whatevers on here to rile a chap up, and those few generally get dealt with before things get totally out of hand.

    Fully endorse the other awardees btw, you guys individually & collectively rock.
  17. Highlander35 Paul McLean (56)

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    I'm a strong independent poster who don't need no award. ;)

    Congrats to all.
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  18. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Have you transcended awards? I'm sensing an early bolter for Most Zen Poster 2017.


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  19. Pfitzy John Eales (66)

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    Thankyou, thankyou. Sorry I'm late.

    This lifetime achievement award is not something everyone can have, and I'd like to take a moment to thank the little people, but you know its all me providing this brilliance to- what? He said what?

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    Oh.

    Well.

    That changes things I suppose.

    Congratulations to the winners.

    Yes. Con-GRAT-U-FUCKING-LATIONS.

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    Suppose you did fucking well. I mean, sorry if I stop clapping soon because my hands are tired from CARRYING THIS PLACE FOR SO FUCKING LONG.

    I mean, we can't ALL have a 65% approval rating, and god knows some of you are trying. Very trying as it turns out.

    Its not Gagger's fault - he's obviously so fucking ripped from Byron Bay's finest "STONE" and Wood that he can't even fucking read straight right now.

    So, to wrap up the evening's proceedings: get stuffed.

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  20. Highlander35 Paul McLean (56)

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