Discussion in 'Competitions' started by Gagger, Dec 19, 2016.
I'm flattered. Time to update the resume. Thanks all.
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Kiwi'shad to win a award on the trolls would go mad, well done mate.
PS I don't qualify for best overseas poster. Not sure about the other Kevins.
I'll self award myself best Avatar and signature combo
Awesome work all award winners, now the pressure is on to go back to back in 2017.
Thanks for the trophy guyz.
It arrived here on the Pitcairns today.
Weird design but I really like it! It7s so easy to grab onto!
Lucky it didn’t shatter when you delivered it though. How high was that cargo plane you dropped it out of anyway? Lucky the trophy didn’t hit me right on the damn head! Only missed me by a few metres! Amazing really…
Anyway, here is a full transcript of my award acceptance speech that i typed out in full all by myself:
“I proudly accept this prestigious award as GAGR 2016 Grass Roots Member Of The Year.”
3 stinking votes. So much for Gunston and Gunston Poll Fixing Services.
I think Gene and Trev may have too busy fixing Poles in the remaining Kings Cross Erotic dancing clubs to do what they were engaged to do in the annual GAGR Awards Polls.
Yet another multi-thousand dollar Visa card transaction with Gunston World Enterprises that has come to disappoint.
Others would do well to avoid any interwebs Visa card purchases from this mob of Pitcairn Pirates.
Local Man Leaves Town For A Couple Of Days
A local man has left town for a couple of days. The local man, a Mr Trevor Gunston, has said he was “just going to leave town for a couple of days.”
“No refunds Jarse, GET THE F**K OUT OF THE WAY YA FAT C**T.
Thanks all, pretty fucking chuffed to be mentioned in the same vein as the great Lee Grant.
This is going straight to the pool room.
What happened to Hugh Jarse? He hasn't even logged in since that last post 3 stories up.
Maybe he's still at the beach but daftly hasn't realised that summer has ended.
I just noticed this tonight as well
I hope the big fella is OK.
G&GR have sent out a virtual search party, can't find him. When the SS starts I might drop in to an Easts match and make enquiries.
maybe he's getting a bit of traveling in
H.Jarse located. Over at "The Roar" (whatever the fuck that is).
Personally I think such a Valued Contributing Member merits a delegation being dispatched there for High Level Talks or some other David Copperfield crap. Maybe a Navy Seals team to extract the package. Or some of those Reds commies to biff some fragrantly hammer & sickled cyrillic in his face.
Our "wet work" budget is not what it was, but we're hoping Gunston Interweb Takeback Squad (GITS) might do it for some Cloudspace?
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