CONVICTUS the Movie: A true story about one man’s (or was that two?) incarceration at the notorious Robbin’ Island.
High veldt rugby drama involving sharp haircuts, the snarl, tatts and attitude. One not to be missed. All star cast including:
Kurtley Beale as freedom fighter Nelson Mandela
Quade Cooper as clean cut Francois Pienaar
John O’Neill as the Evil Warden
Special Guest Appearance by Nigel Owens as Suzie the Waitress
and sensationally debuting Gareth Thomas as Winnie Mandela
This Blockbuster coming soon to a Magistrates Court near you.
Disclaimer: Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
PS Here’s the poster for that other B movie:
Lance Free: A nasty, opinionated little man whose narrow views and felonious intent can only mean 'Trouble' with a capital T. Interests: dwarf throwing and robotics. Favourite Sport: mungo bashing. Does he ever have anything positive to say? 
Very very funny.
Cutting edge Scarfie……mainly Cote’s wicked sense of humour.
Special thanks to Moses for the graphic.
love it!
australian rugby is this sad that they try and make fun of SA but who cares, your jokes are about as bad as your rugby (and we all know how thats going at the moment hahaha )…
Well aussie rugby is so bad that we in South Africa wont expect a movie anytime soon guys
so in the mean time get some popcorn and go to the nearest cinema and enjoy and see why we are a proud nation…hehehe
Who’s gonna break it to Danny dick-features that we were taking the piss out of ourselves?
The hint is “CONVICTus”
Well done for reinforcing the Saffa “sense of humour bypass” stereotype though Danny.
ummm, didn’t we beat the Boks last time we played them?
How’d you go in those club games in the UK again Dan?
This may explain a few things
Noddy thats pathetic cmon mate…U guys still dont understand the meaning of winning when it counts hey…
And we all know that the northern hemisphere tour is no big deal. We can take a lose but we know when we play the big boys( and yes AUS is included ) then we come out guns blazing …
But honestly u guys have a great team and next year i believe u guys are going
to tough to play against.
You are under arrest Lance.
I’ll put you in a cell with Beale and Cooper but on one condition. No Fagging.
I plead insanity!
the boks would love having a flyhalf with a pass and step like Quade’s too
Excellent stuff!!
Add Justin Harrison playing the local drugs baron and you’ve a hit on your hands…
and Big Dell as his sidekick!
Maybe Brian Lima as the contract killer?
Great insouciance from Quade in that photo
Top work Mosebro
To the ideas men – after how many beers did this pop out?
Surprisingly enough, it’s been brewing for a while…….
Classic!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget Andrew Walker will need a cameo appearance in there somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!
Walker was signed up for a leading role but he never showed up for filming.
Could include Laurance Delagio for an an international flavour….