EXCLUSIVE: New ARU product advertisement

Off White Card April 2, 2012 5

No GravatarStill smarting from the World Cup financial losses, G&GR can reveal that the ARU has decided to open a new revenue stream. G&GR has managed to get hold of an exclusive look at the ad storyboard for this new product – COLD HARD CHARD.

Set to the tune of the classic VB advertisement…

 

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  • RedsTragic

    “You can get it boning a clown”….golden

  • Skip

    G&GR is the sand in J’ON’s speedos.

  • Reddy!

    I don’t get it

    • Skip

      chard is slang for turning something to shit in spite of all the possibilities to contrary. WIth a soft ‘ch’ it also is sounds like a wine brand. cold hard chard is a parody of a VB’s beer advert. Gagger is mocking John O Niel for a range of decisions which have flopped.

      Or was i wasting my time in spotting your sarcasm….

  • bill

    VB is a very sweet beer, if you were a Gay biker wearing especially soft chaps you might choose to order it. And enjoy it’s full fruity, men in wife beaters ad campaign, because it’s a pretty ordinary beer.

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