Foley’s KPIs

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Rugby smartarse

Increase wait times for beer
Decrease food options
Make traffic less convenient
Reduce 10 man rugby to 7 man. 8 tops
http://www.doubletakeproductions.com.au/sports/ armatt

“I was saying ‘boooarnes’”

Utterly brilliant!
Ozrugbynut

Can’t agree with Drew and his balmain contract – Up the muzzled wolves!!
- suckerforred
  
  This one goes over my head anyway….. >:-/. Is he injured again…?
RJ

Ensure the tah’s remain a wallaby wastepitt. KPI will be met if Michael Hooper doesnt make the wallabies squad ever again.

Perfect example, Berick Barnes. WOuld not have got an opportunity at the walabies this year safe for 4 injuries, but what do you know, he is a fantastic player. Just couldnt see it whilst playing for the horrotahs.
Go For Gold

#10 – Gold.
jrsONE

Identify the worst performing clubs in the S15 – sign up their players.
D.

Sign P Divi up for assistant coaching roll or official media representative.
Ooaahh

Sign up a captain that will only play 3 games and is over the hill
- D.
  
  I thought Mortlock played for the Rebels!
redbull

Beat Australian opposition at all costs
http://Itiswhatitis It is what it is

- Get rid of any players with potential
- Hold a Fan Forum after every home game
- Reduce crowds at home games for greater comfort for fans
- Wait til we can’t win the game before playing attacking rugby
- Gain the full support of the Waratah’s Board
- Select experienced Asstnt coaches and don’t seek their input
- Change jersey colour to ‘Wallaby Gold’
- Reprise your acting role as Hotel Mgr in “Pretty Woman”
Who?

Point 3 shows Foley clearly has no idea. :P
Hooper for 12

Stop making your point of difference in rugby being trying to play rugby league. Its now old hat.

Second, develop forwards that can break the line, and then swing it.
Hooper for 12

Stop making your point of difference in rugby being trying to play rugby league. Its now old hat.
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Second, develop forwards that can break the line, and then swing it.