GAGRLeaks: The ARU Letter to Quade

Off White Card September 27, 2012 29

No GravatarThe Off White Card was fortunate enough to be given a copy of the letter the ARU have sent to Quade regarding his social media outbursts.

Dear Quade

RE: Your comments in social media

Firstly, thank you for letting us know you were unhappy last week. As you know we are always looking for feedback, and we welcome constructive criticism. I have released a public statement to let everyone know that I won’t be making any public statements. After this one. At this stage. Here it is in full:

STATEMENT FROM AUSTRALIAN RUGBY UNION REGARDING QUADE COOPER

Australian Rugby Union has written to Quade Cooper in relation to social media comments.

However, ARU has no intention of conducting those discussions with Quade in the public arena.

To that end, we will be making no further comment at this stage.

(Ironically that statement is so short I probably could have tweeted it from the Wallabies account. #YOLO)

May I state for the record that we will not be addressing your comments through our social media channels because it is undignified and unnecessary. Note that our reasoning has nothing to do with you having more than half a million followers compared to our 36 thousand-odd followers. That your followers outnumber ours 15-fold is just a coincidence.

You may be surprised that we are only addressing your social media (twitter) comments, especially when your comments to Phil Lutton in the Brisbane Times would have appeared, to a casual observer at least, much more inflammatory, derogatory, and indeed damaging to the team and the code. But we feel that your oft-quoted four tweets related to the direction of Australian rugby were much worse than what you said in mainstream media.

We are more upset by you answering a question posed by a follower that you weren’t going to play rugby league (but that you would like to play with Sonny Bill) than we are when you told a journalist that the Wallabies play a boring game and if they want to continue to do so, not to pick you

We were not amused that you reiterated your desire to play alongside one of your best friends, without stating firm plans to do so. We are, however, fine with you insinuating that you felt stifled by the current Wallabies game plan to a journalist

We were upset that you replied to a follower that you were just a player and your job was to strive for greatness. However when you told a journalist that our boring style of play was driving fans away from the game towards more attractive options in a crowded sporting marketplace, well, that was also fine with us.

When you told someone you were allowed to play attacking rugby from February to May it was almost as if you were telling them that the Reds scored more tries than the Wallabies, which is obviously crazy. Perhaps next time you can tell someone that you made mistakes in a test match in an attempt to put yourself in a winning position rather than being happy with a close loss.

As you can see, surprisingly and somewhat illogically, it is your four twitter posts that we feel have done the most damage to our brand. Not the quotes given to a journalist whose article was picked up by media organisations across all rugby-playing nations in the world, and whose article was tweeted widely with sensationalist headlines indicating your shift to rugby league was imminent. Not that one. Your tweets, ok?

From here, with the exception of your appearance on The Rugby Club tonight, we’ll keep these matters out of the public eye, and continue to send letters.

Yours sincerely

The people who haven’t decided if they’re going to top-up your Reds contract for next year yet

ARU Protocols Officer

We don’t know what to make of it, what do you think?

Discussion »

  • Skip

    Given his tv performance tonight, have you a copy of his letter back, translated from bogan of course? I might learn the difference between ‘cuzzy’ and ‘bro’.

    • Skip

      Oh & He’s gonna deserve all the boos he gets if ever he plays again. A home game against the cru will be fun – booed by both sets. I’m red and i’ve got issues with him now.

    • Geoff Carruthers

      Do we plan on booing people for telling the bleeding obvious truth now? If so, then using the same rather interesting logic the entire population of the country should descend on the Lodge cheering and offering flowers and hosannas to our tearless leader, Ms. Gillard.What right does Mr.Cooper have to state what most of us think? Surely he is guilty of the capital crime of tweeson and should be banished to, say, Sweden, with a stopover at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.

      • Skip

        You’ve stretched my statement well beyond breaking point. I’ve never booed anyone in my entire life, people my age were taught its wrong. If it makes you feel any better, it was a prediction, not an endorsement all i have with him are ‘issues’, not a belief that he should be booed, much less a should the surprising (shall we say) behaviour of a man who plays a game for a living be compared to a man who indirectly helped overthrow 3 dictators. However, if you believe that no aussie fan is ever going boo him (like our dear friends to the east often do) for being the first player ever to publically state he won’t play for australia, which was very clearly what my observation was, then we disagree.

  • AJ

    Just fuck him off. It’s beyond embarrassing.

    • Fletch

      I’ll go one step further – and make that ALL KIWIS coach, players, anyone associated with the wallabies who r from NZ – Wales, Scotland needs you – anywhere but here – Japan maybe

      • Geoff Carruthers

        Sorry, Fletch, a Kiwi ban won’t work. Having Kiwis attached to the Wallabies is nothing new; I seem to remember that the Wallaby captain in the late 60′s was one Greg Davis. He was, I’m afraid, a Kiwi.

  • BK

    Ok what the hell was that interview with Fox tonight about. Supposedly so QC could set the record straight. All I got was there are divisions, what divisions, not for me to say. Well actually Quade you brought it up so wtf. We need better facillities, huh? Yeh coz that’s what has been holding Aus Rugby back. We clearly need some sort of Wipeout setup for the blokes to climb all over (hang on I might be onto something here). Call me simplistic but I thought you needed a paddock, some sticks and a few rugby balls. Besides that’s not what you were alluding to in your tweets.

    If your going to set the record straight at least have the courage of your convictions and tell us what is going on. Memo to the Fox team; geez you blokes let him off lightly. There were some good questions trying to pin QC down but how about not letting him off the hook with those massaged PR bullshit answers.

  • vidiot

    Some one sensible needed to pick Cooper up and shake him until he understood that even if he is right (or at least he has a valid opinion) this circus is wrong, and he is the ringmaster. Time for him to pack it up.

  • DameEdnasPossum

    So quade…you’d choose not to wear the gold jersey would you? Well, you snivelling turd, let me share something with you. Irrespective of what team we rugby fans support, we’d each give our left nut for a chance to represent our nation on the sporting field. Yet you, you arrogant prick, think that you’re above it. Do you truly appreciate what it means to wear that jersey? Christ…i was proud pulling on my school jersey for the U16 B’s. The pride and the privilege of wearing national colours should transcend any opinion you may hold of coaching styles, any annoyance you may feel towards administrators delaying your contract negotiations and any selfish motive you may have for wanting to change team management. Sporting greatness even transcends politics and racism and hatred. Whether us fans love or hate you as a player, you insult not only the proud history of that gold jersey but also the beloved code of rugby football and sport in general. Deans may pretend you’re still welcome to represent our proud sporting nation but this rugby fan reckons you’ve outstayed your welcome. I don’t want your sorry ass representing me, my nation or my beloved code of football. Do us all a favour and hit the road because you blew it mate. Get yor grubby little manager to peddle your ‘wonder-stuff’ to the highest bidder elsewhere. ‘Legend’ is not a tag reserved for the likes of disrespectful pricks like you. It’s more than just ‘runs on the board’, which may i remind you is not exactly something your fairly light account can boast either. For those of us who bother, we’ll remember you as an ungrateful, conceited underachiever who’s contribution was to provide testimony to the all those young, aspiring sports men and women of how not to do it. Thanks for that. You dickhead.

    • Goldie

      Spot on Dame Edna. Please explain, QC, how the playing style you so hate makes you knock the ball on, drop balls, throw forward passes, miss tackles etc. Or are you doing this on purpose to prove a point. You obnoxious little user, how dare you bite the hand that feeds you. How do you think all the other wallabies feel that you have chosen not to play if selected. Does that make them a lesser team without you? You are full of inuendo but no substance. Smacks of someone feeding you lines but you don’t really understand what you are being told to say. Just go and play league, you’ll raise the gate takings for a few weeks and then you’ll be found out there too. Dope! Just my opinion

  • johnny-boy

    Gee the would be if could be snobs are out in force. It’s obvious some rugby supporters ? have been brought up in oppresively strict families or schools and are terrified of seeing authority being questioned. Grow up you pussys. I thought Quade spoke bloody well. Cool calm, clear. Very impressive. It’s very very difficult do that when a tv camera is in your face and you know thousands upon thousands are watching. I recall when SBW walked out on the Dogs he was pilllioried as a traitor, a dumb ass, scum and worse. A couple of years later he’s the biggest drawcard in NZ and world rugby and a poster boy and media darling. Cooper will end up the same. The guy has no qualms taking on McCaw, the ARU, has smashed Berrick Barnes in a tackle this year and stopped a South African prop scoring a try against the Reds by tackling him and holding him up over the tryline. I wonder how many pussys out there bagging him could do that ? Can the ARU afford to shaft one of the most outrageous talents and biggest rugby drawcards since Campese and Ella, in favour of keeping a fumbling, mumbling, bumbling foreign coach coach who thinks, like most kiwis, australian rugby players are second rate. John McEnroe again – you cant be serious ! George Gregan must be wryly chuckling at this outrage of player power :)
    ps it wasnt so long ago that a large number of senior All Blacks walked out on the NZRFU to go and play rugby in South Africa against the NZRFU wishes

    • Pete

      Totally disagree Johnny boy.

      SBW has the once-in-generation skills and capabilities that means he will dominate any football code in any country as long as he is fit. And is consistently spectacular on the field, giving him enormous fan pull. This all gives him massive leverage over his employers, whether that be an NRL club, NZRU, etc etc.

      Cooper is simply the most overrated Wallaby of the last decade. He has consistently struggled to deliver in the Gold jersey, with his complete meltdown at RWC 2011 not only a individual black mark but also a significant factor in the Wallabies’ patchy campaign. I totally disagree with your view that he is an irreplaceable “drawcard”… just look at the reaction of fans in the stands when he gets the ball – more often than not it’s a wince that he’s going to do something stupid… which he more often than not does…

      Bin him. I think the majority of Wallabies fans will be glad to see the back of him and his attitude.

    • Pete

      Totally disagree with you Johnny Boy.

      SBW has the once-in-generation skills and capabilities that means he will dominate any football code in any country as long as he is fit. And he is consistently spectacular on the field, meaning enormous crowd pull. This all gives him huge (and understandable) leverage over his employers, whether that be an NRL club, NZRU, etc etc.

      Cooper is simply the most overrated Wallaby of the last decade. He has consistently struggled to deliver in the Gold jersey, with his complete meltdown at RWC 2011 not only a individual black mark but also a significant factor in the Wallabies’ patchy campaign.

      I totally disagree with your view that Cooper is an irreplaceable “drawcard”… just look at the reaction of fans in the stands when he gets the ball – more often than not it’s a wince that he’s going to do something stupid… which he more often than not does…

      Bin him. I think the majority of Wallabies fans will be glad to see the back of him and his attitude.

    • HardenUp

      Quade, is that you?

      • johnny-boy

        Is that you Mrs Deans ?

    • Fletch

      The problem is Johnny boy is that he hasnt delivered – talent means delivering not the promise of delivering and he has had 38 tests to do it. That’s a bucket load of chances! He’s not the only guy in Aussie rugby that can through a cut out pass and who has a step FFS.

      • johnny-boy

        Ah but Fletch he has delivered on many occasions but your blind hatred for those who dare to challenge authority or kiwi trolling is clouding your judgement. Quade Cooper apparently has an approx 70% winning record with the Wallabies and the Wallabies apparently have a less than 40% winning percentage without him. Quade Cooper has won 2 out of his 6 tests with the All Blacks. More than any other current Wallaby apparently. And suddenly your argument looks pretty piss weak doesnt it. How are JON, Geroge Gregan, John Eales, Michael Hawker and Peter Cosgrove going to explain their obsession with having an ex All Black who thinks we are second rate as a coach when our winning percentage drops to less than 40% without Quade. Watching them and all the Quade haters squirm will be something to behold.

  • Matt NT

    Didn’t see the interview, but from the media reports I gather he’s showing the true colours of this new generation of wallabies. Arrogant sooks, ill-disciplined, short sighted, and more worried about what rugby can do for them and there twit accounts. Fuck off to the league mungos you’ll be well placed. PS. Can someone remind Quade he doesn’t wear a yellow jersey but a gold one. I remember a story from Fitzpatrick years ago who he used get up the wallabies by reminding them they wore yellow. Australians take pride in a Gold jersey.

    • johnny-boy

      The only problem Matt is that the jersey actually is yellow. Why doesn’t the ARU make the jersey in Michael Johsson – Sydney Olympic 400m winning shoes – gold ? It would be intimidating and inspiring and would reflect our hard working mining background. We’ve golden soil for wealth and toil …..of beauty rich and rare …

  • DameEdnasPossum

    And BTW is this piss weak letter from the ARU a joke or legit?

    Did they get O’Neal’s intern nephew to write that drivel?

    Note to ARU – why don’t you earn your keep, protect the precious brand that puts your wives fat arses in a BMW coupe and protect OUR gold jersey and read Cooper the fucking riot act.

    This namby pamby approach is what pisses us fans off.

    Back the arsehole up against the change room lockers. Scream and spit in his face. And make sure the whole team hear it.

    • Brumby Jack

      DameEdnasPossum,

      Some of what is there is the legit letter sent.
      I’ll leave it to you to guess which part.

    • redbull

      You have noticed that this is posted under humour yeah?

  • Phil Lutton

    Thrilled to get a run but Quade didn’t make his comments to me on the weekend. They were made to AAP.

    • johnny-boy

      Hey Phil you couldn’t ring up a few ex All Blacks like Tana Umaga and Christian Cullen and ask them how player relationships were with the coach when Deans was assistant coach of the All Blacks could you ?. It would make some mighty enlightening reading for those piss weak Aussies who still think we need a kiwi as coach.

  • Nutta

    Sometimes it’s hard to decipher the bullshite media spin from what was really said. The interview last night was pure gold because it was his words without too much close questioning to confuse the poor moron. Couple that with some BE&S charges made to disappear, some covered up indescretions on-tour and then throw in a few years back I watched as QC chucked on the floor of a cruddy little nightclub then laughed at the poor little immigrant bastard sent to clean it up. I went to punch him then & there but my brother pulled me away from it. Put all those episodes together with the self-serving sook drivel I listened to last night and I have a fairly solid opinion of him now.

    And seriously, given his clear intellectual gifts I wouldn’t be surprised if it was one K.Nassar driving the whole little bus. Come on guys – AMundine, $BW and now Apples Cooper? Are you trying to tell me we don’t see the consistencies?

    Gawd I hate Backs.

  • James

    ARU “utterly confused” by Quade.
    Aus rugby public “utterly confused” by JON and Deans.

    Another thing QC’s ruckus probably makes it less likely that Dingo will be boned?

  • Fletch

    I think given the shaft is the expression ur looking for

  • Noisey

    Yeah let’s move cooper on, surely John Mumm has a nephew that could play fly half?

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