F@#K THE TAHS
by Waratah Jesus – the Tahs number 1 fan as posted on Go The Tahs. I think he’s angry.

i havn’t posted for a couple of days because i wanted to cool off and not say anything rash!

but all that seems to be happening is me getting madder and madder!

its not all about me, but for the time being lets just accept that it is!

see at the start of the year, the waratahs (after letting me down last year with there horrible performance on and off the park!) decided that they might actually do some marketing and try to involve the fans in the game!

so www.tahdforlife.com.au was launched! thats right the Tahs were looking for there biggest fan, the fan that best represented the waratahs new ad campaign “tah’d for life!”

there would be five finalists with each getting a singed 2008 waratahs jersey, and the ultimate winner would win a 40,000 dollar mazda!

now here was some great entrys, guys naked painted blue standing in front of hundreads of pieces of Tahs merch, people dressed up at the games, i will even give credit to the girl who went to the brumbies fan day in a waratahs jersey!

but week after week the finalists seemed to be kiddies who had visited the free face painting tent outside the game! thats right, if you got your face painted you had a chance to win a mazda plus already had a singed Tahs jersey!

so then week five rolls around and i start to panic! i have been to every tah event, i have dressed up, i have sung, i have had photo after photo with players other fans random street merchants! yet i wasnt a finalist! how, why, what did i have to do!

well i went out and got a tah tattoo! ive always thought about it and thought, you know what, the campaign is “tah’d for life!” “tah’d for fµcking life!” what better way to show im a supporter for life than to have ink placed within my skin in the Waratahs logo!

so i get the phone call! im the fifth and final finalist! thats right, i have a chance to win! hopes up, nah, see things in Tah land aint what they seem…….

flash forward a week, its the last home game of the regular season and the winner of the car will be announced, what was that, were adding another finalist, but the website says five, not here in Tahland, we make up the rules as we go along! so without warning or correctly changing there website, they add a sixth finalist! the odds are lengthening but ive got a tattoo and an outfit and am well known amongst fans, players & officials…….Tah man knows me on a first name fµcking basis!

the competition is “prove your Tah’d for life!” i am the only……the motherfµcking only one that carried out the fµcking requirement to win!

i stand around in the cold for an hour, not allowed to drink, not allowed to swear (cos im next to five year old twins that when asked tell me they dont like rugby! they like netball!, tah’d for life my ass!) then we go out onto the field for the presentation…….

i cant think of enough swear words to describe this fµcking travisty of an event and this is were i was saying its not about me……the Tahs named there fan of the year, there biggest fan, the fan that is “tah’d for life!” that fan is a mother and son, a mother and son that stopped to have there faces painted for free at the game……………..

a mother and son won a 40,000 dollar car for having there face painted, more than half the TAH PATROL has had there faces painted this season, weres there fµcking cars, were is there on field recognition of awesomeness!

so in summery! I WANT A FµCKIN CAR! NSW RUGBY OWE ME ONE, AND IM GOING TO ATTEND EVERY FUNCTION THE TAHS HAVE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND HECKLE AND ABUSE THEM TILL I GET ONE! NSW RUGBY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS WANTS A CAR!.

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