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Dec 6

Baa Baas Habana sinks arrogant All Blacks

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Gladstone Small?

Line & length. Gladstone Small?

Barbarians 25 All Blacks 18

You get what you deserve when you treat a game like this as a ‘development’ match and turn up with your 2nd XV expecting to easily roll a scratch Baa Baas side.

It wasn’t always like this. The history of All Blacks v Barbarians end of tour matches goes back to 1954 and there have been many occasions since where prolific running rugby skills, commitment and elan were on display.

The match in 1973 and Gareth Edward’s ‘best ever’ try is the classic example. In the days when front rowers only scrummed, even England hooker John Pullin played his part and actually passed the ball in ‘that try’. Read more »

Dec 3

G&GR Wallaby Player of the Year: Spring Tour

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And so the year has drawn to a close.  The Spring Tour has been a disapointing expedition for the Wallabies.   As for the players? We have seen the emergence of some wonderful young players this tour. Quade Cooper, Digby Ioane, Dean Mumm, Benn Robinson, Will Genia, David Pocock and Ben Alexander all showed tremendous class.

How will they fair in the final component of our Green & Gold Rugby Wallaby Player of the Year? Let’s jump into it and see. Read more »

Sep 19

Wobblies woefull in Wellington

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Too easy

Too easy

So far this season the Wallabies have let themselves down in just one, sometimes two facets of the game. Tonight, they fucked every single one. The scrum, lineout, breakdown, kicking, discipline, running, passing; all sucked. It was only an average defensive performance that kept them anywhere near the match.

The heroics in Brisbane were catalysed by some towering leadership performances, where men went out to make the difference – like Polota-Nau with his tackling. This week they sat back and seemed to hope “the pattern” would do it all for them. It’s a simple lesson, when will they learn it? Read more »

Sep 10

All Blacks v Springboks: the final countdown

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'Stephen you're my bitch'

'Stephen you're my bitch'

The big question on everyone’s lips in the crunch Tri-Nation’s test in Hamilton on Saturday is whether South Africa will revert to type by employing their successful aerial game last seen in Capetown a couple of tests ago.

This successful strategy which contributed mightily to them winning their three home tests is likely to be adopted in a game that will probably be played in wet and greasy conditions. The recall of Frans Steyn at fullback who was a major contributor to those wins suggests that this may be the case. Read more »

Jul 30

All Blacks v Springboks in Durbs: the teams

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Nigel: 'But Owen, I'm the only gay in the village'

Nigel: 'But Owen, I'm the only gay in the village'

Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s get ready to RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLE.

This is a 10 round heavyweight contest featuring, in the black corner and weighing in with serious intent, former World No 1 and World Cup Chokers Champions, the All Blacks. In the green corner, with the weight of a rainbow nation on it’s shoulders, the current World No 1 and reigning Champion of the World, the Springboks.

And it is a heavyweight contest between the two top-rated teams in the world. This match could determine the Tri-Nations outcome. A win away by any team is such a valuable commodity in this competition it is the determinant (to a lesser extent bonus points). Not that too many people are predicting an All Black win on Saturday. Read more »

Jul 24

Springboks v All Blacks in Bloem: the teams

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Who's Kevin Skinner?

Who's Kevin Skinner?

This game is the first in a heavyweight encounter between South Africa and New Zealand in Bloemfontein. For the All Blacks to retain their Tri-Nations title a win here would be a huge step in the right direction.

In addition to being a Tri-Nations match, this game will determine who tops the IRB rankings. South Africa are coming into the match after a series win against the British & Irish Lions. The Lions provided very stern opposition against the Bokke and should have them firing. The All Blacks win last weekend against the Wallabies was scratchy and they’ll be looking for an improved performance. Read more »

Jul 16

Seducing Miss Eden Park: 1st Test Preview

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Key - Gits and Barnes

Key - Gits and Barnes

For a Wallaby supporter this is a vicious tease of a match. Standing defiantly is the wily 23 year old Eden Park minx, and laid out like a string of Bacardi Breezers before her is the key to melting this ice maidens defences.

It’s only fitting that the French and Italians – ‘masters of seduction’ – gave facets of the gameplan a trial run.

What the Ities demonstrated is just how uncomfortable the ABs look chasing the ball in their own half, especially the back 3. Acknowledging it, the New Zealanders have drafted in another fullback – Corey Jane to shore things up. With the All Blacks infamous (at least around my armchair) for giving away penalties rather than continuity, should the Wallabies attain such field position, a steady flow of points with the odd yellow card will follow. Australia also has a try scoring strike capability that the Italians sorely missed. Read more »

Jul 9

Tri-Nation’s All Blacks looking shaky

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Eaton. Less hair=selection

Eaton. Less hair=selection

The Aotearoans are asking themselves just where is the depth after the 2009 All Black Tri-Nations squad was announced by Graham Henry earlier this week. There are plenty of names in it that just don’t run off the tongue like de Malmanche, Crockett, Franks, Evans and Ross.

It’d be true to say that Kiwi rugby fans and the media are speculating that this 30 man squad is one of the weakest in recent years with a significant lack of experience in key positions. The domestic lead-up matches against Les Bleus and the Azzurri were unconvincing with a series loss against the former, although the actual result was one test all, and a poor showing against the Eyeties. Read more »

Feb 12

‘Tahs vs ‘Canes preview

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But can he tackle TimTam?

But can he tackle a TimTam?

Is it too early to call a side’s hopes for the season ‘on the line’ in round one? Probably, but this game will tell a fair bit about how the rest of the season will pan out for both of them.

Each team has had major overhauls during the off-season and would approach this game with a fair degree of nervousness considering the burden of expectation that both will carry this year.

Key to the ‘Tahs chances in this game will be the ability to get the ball quickly to the outside backs and let them work the under-strength ‘Canes over. Wellington have named Hosea Gear and Piri Weepu out of position at no’s 12 and 10 respectively, this to me speaks volumes about a potential lack of cohesion in the back-line. Read more »

Feb 9

Super 14 2009 predictions

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who's gonna bloody win it?

who's gonna bloody win it?

You can over analyse these things so I’m gonna shoot from the hip. Rather than try and rank everyone (who gives a shit if your 11th or 12th?) I’m gonna chuck em all into a few categories to guide where you bet your rent.

Cheetahs – fodder

Lions – fodder

Highlanders – kiwi fodder (so not bottom of table, but close)

Bulls – strugglers. While there’s more than a few big names in there like Matfield, Du Preez, Habana, Spies. I’d back em more if they realised we’re playing under the ELVs and they weren’t tearing each other apart in the sheds. Read more »

Oct 28

Teams – Australia vs New Zealand Hong Kong Bledisloe

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We haven’t got the full Wallabies team yet – it’s announced on Thursday – but the leaks are starting to trickle out and the All Blacks have laid down their misere, with an interesting twist.

First off we can all breathe a sigh of relief that Luke Burgess is set to regain his spot at 9 from Vanilla Gregan – papa Deans told him before Tuesday’s training as Luke had been asking every 15 minutes since wheels up at Kingsford Smith.

Assuming Burgess is match fit (are any of them following the weeks they’ve had off?) this gives me some reason for hope of quick ball and defense around the ruck.

The other starting name we’ve been given is Mark Chisholm at lock. While it’s a bit of a case of last man standing, Antipodeans seems to believe the toe up Chis’ arse might have done the trick:

“So this is his chance, he’s obviously pretty excited about it and he’s got an awareness of how important it is because he’s got that sense of having these chances previously and not taking advantage of them.

“So if he brings that urgency, I’m picking you’ll see a pretty good performance out of him.”

Worringly, Ryan Cross has been training as Mortlock’s centre pairing. Both are great outside centres, niether is an inside centre. I can only assume Berrick Barnes needs more time to rest his shoulder.

Tuqiri’s out for two games at least and I quite like a few of the quotes from Dingo on this one:

“He won’t be playing this week and he won’t be playing next week to be honest, to be fair,” Deans revealed.

He might think otherwise … but he needs to get some work under his belt.

If he, through the work he does, has a setback, and it gets to the point where there’s no advantage with him being with us, then we’ll send him home.”

No special favours, which is good to see.

Tim Tam has delivered another surprise to Australian rugby. As well as needing a brand new hammy a few weeks after arriving at the Tahs, it now turns out that he can’t fly outside of Australia without buggering his back.

Tahu was experiencing back tightness – a discomfort stemming as much from a nine-hour flight from Sydney as his chronic hamstring injury – and was unable to take part in the Wallabies’ first team run in Hong Kong

9 hours? He’ll need a fucken wheelchair out of Heathrow by the sound of things.

Despite training in Honkers, McMenimen is still out till Italy as is Kimlin. Palu is unlikely to play the pasta eaters.

As for the Kiwis, it’s a pretty good looking team I’ve gotta say and the switch of Carter to 12 outside of Donald could re-create the headaches it did towards the end in Brisbane.

All Blacks
Mils Muliaina, Hosea Gear, Conrad Smith, Dan Carter, Sitiveni Sivivatu, Stephen Donald, Jimmy Cowan, Rodney So’oialo, Richie McCaw (captain), Jerome Kaino, Ali Williams, Brad Thorn, Neemia Tialata, Andrew Hore, Tony Woodcock.
Reserves: Keven Mealamu, Greg Somerville, Anthony Boric, Adam Thompson, Piri Weepu, Ma’a Nonu, Isaia Toeava.

Sep 8

Wallabies vs All Blacks Final Tri-Nations teams for Brisbane

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With the Australian and New Zealand teams being announced, the Aussie Robbie Deans selection policy seems pretty straight forward so far: stuff up and you go, no risks come big game time. So as per this ethos he’s made 5 changes for the Brisbane Tri-Nations decider this Saturday.

Everyone’s favourite scapegoat and mungo without a defensive clue, Timana Tahu, along with the incredible hooker who can’t throw, Polota-Nau, have both found themselves back in Sydney this weekend. Instead, Cross gets a starting run (presumably going to 13, Mortlock to 12), Moore runs on at rake and the older hand Frier rides the pine.

Dunning bends the bench and this week Nathan Sharpe promised he’d learned his lesson in the press and adds his experience back into the second row alongside Horwill. Waugh swaps with Smith and interestingly, Mumm loses out to McMenimen for the bench and Richard Brown lines up for his potential first cap.

Vickerman, Barnes and Burgess were “not considered for selection”. It sounds like Barnes’ shoulder just wasn’t going to make it and one less unknown made things easier.

These selections, along with the 5-2 bench gives an indication of where AntipoDeans thinks this game is going to be won or lost: the breakdown. With Sheehan and Mitchell being the only back cover, we need to pray Giteau doesn’t tackle with his head on Saturday.

For the All Blacks it’s an unchanged team since their last 2 tournament matches and unfortunately for the Wallabies Carter, McCaw, and Sivivatu are all fit and healthy. The ABs have gone for a 4-3 split on thier bench.

Wallabies
Adam Ashley-Cooper; Peter Hynes, Ryan Cross, Stirling Mortlock (c), Lote Tuqiri; Matt Giteau, Sam Cordingley; Wycliff Palu, George Smith, Rocky Elsom; Nathan Sharpe, James Horwill; Al Baxter, Stephen Moore, Benn Robinson. Reserves: Adam Freier, Matt Dunning, Hugh McMeniman, Phil Waugh, Richard Brown, Brett Sheehan, Drew Mitchell.

All Blecks
Mils Muliaina; Richard Kahui, Conrad Smith, Ma’a Nonu, Sitiveni Sivivatu; Dan Carter, Jimmy Cowan; Rodney So’oialo, Richie McCaw (c), Jerome Kaino; Ali Williams, Brad Thorn; Greg Somerville, Andrew Hore, Tony Woodcock. Reserves: Keven Mealamu, John Afoa/Neemia Tialata, Anthony Boric, Adam Thomson, Piri Weepu, Stephen Donald, Isaia Toeava.

Aug 3

New Zealand vs Australia 2nd Bledisloe 2008 Score & Review

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All Blacks 39 – Wallabies 10
Australia’s Tri-Nation hopes and confidence that had been building under Aussie Robbie took a sizeable dent on Saturday night in Auckland, with the Wallabies being on the receiving end of almost exactly what they dished out to the All Blacks just seven days earlier in Sydney.

The week before the Wallabies had profited by lobbing bombs 5cm outside of the ABs 22, defending in a line and forcing a turnover. This week the likes of Carter, Cowan and even Sivivatu pinned Australia into the far corners of their own 22.
KICKS: Aus 27 for 710m, NZ 39 for 1297m

In the first half Australia would often then oblige the Kiwis with a poor decision like a throw to Burgess at the front (in you’re own 22 – WTF??). In the second half the Wallaby line-out simply imploded. 9 of the 16 line-outs the kiwis won were against the throw, of Australia’s 15 wins, none were stolen.

But that’s only where the wash-up headache begins for AntipoDeans. There were other key basics of the game at which the Wallabies were simply sloppy.

It’s not something that I’ve had to write about for the Green and Gold for a while, but the defence was verging on poor. In Woodcock’s first try he simply stepped off the try-line ruck to isolate Giteau and create a 4 on 3. For his second, there was a hole wide open in the middle of our line-out, and Nonu’s first try was far too easy as well.
TACKLES: Aus 115 (72% success rate), NZ 134 (81%)

You don’t win away from home with gifts like these. Someone get on the blower to Muggo or Kissy.

As for turnovers, we gave away two and a half times more than the Kiwis (12 vs 31). You simply can’t win with a disparity like this.

The break down though was the wild west – Mark Lawrence letting the Kiwis get away with murder among a few random pings. I know I sound like a sore loser, but here’s a quote from a Kiwi poster on Sportsfreak:

One factor in last night’s game was the inconsistency of referees. Well, rather, between referees.

Last week breakdowns were being blown up very quickly for “holding on” free kicks. This week, it happened very rarely.

The point remains though, referees are still interpreting the laws in very different ways. Personally, I find it is a better game when turnovers are a little harder to come by. (of course I would, given that suits the All Blacks better, but would hurt any Deans coached side)

These interpretations together with our own inaccuracies created the slaughter scoreline as Carter hauled in 18 points in penalty kicks from the 39 overall.

As for the positives, well it’s the usual. The attacking play had bite and Ashley-Cooper’s try was actually the pick of the night from a purists perspective. You’ve got to wonder though how many times Giteau needed to try the kick pass off first phase ball before he realised it wasn’t happening.
RUNS: Aus 88 for 406m, NZ 81 for 451m

The winning run had to end some time, but this loss will give the Wallabies more than enough to think about before the tests in South Africa later this month. Unless Australia seriously HTFU in these key areas – the basics – then third place beckons.

For New Zealand:
Tries: Woodcock 2, Nonu 2
Cons: Carter 2
Pens: Carter 5

For Australia:
Try: Ashley-Copper
Con: Giteau
Pen: Giteau

New Zealand: 15 Mils Muliaina, 14 Richard Kahui, 13 Conrad Smith, 12 Ma’a Nonu, 11 Sitiveni Sivivatu, 10 Dan Carter, 9 Jimmy Cowan, 8 Rodney So’oialo, 7 Richie McCaw (captain), 6 Jerome Kaino, 5 Ali Williams, 4 Brad Thorn, 3 Greg Somerville, 2 Andrew Hore, 1 Tony Woodcock.
Replacements: 16 Keven Mealamu, 17 John Afoa, 18 Anthony Boric, 19 Adam Thomson, 20 Piri Weepu, 21 Stephen Donald, 22 Anthony Tuitavake.

Australia: 15 Adam Ashley-Cooper, 14 Peter Hynes, 13 Stirling Mortlock (c), 12 Berrick Barnes, 11 Lote Tuqiri, 10 Matt Giteau, 9 Luke Burgess, 8 Wycliff Palu, 7 George Smith, 6 Phil Waugh, 5 Nathan Sharpe, 4 James Horwill, 3 Al Baxter, 2 Stephen Moore, 1 Benn Robinson.
Replacements: 16 Tatafu Polota-Nau, 17 Matt Dunning, 18 Dan Vickerman, 19 Hugh McMeniman, 20 Sam Cordingley, 21 Ryan Cross, 22 Drew Mitchell.

Referee: Mark Lawrence (South Africa)
Touch judges: Craig Joubert (South Africa), James Bolabiu (Fiji)
TMO: Shaun Veldsman (South Africa)

Jul 28

Teams for 2nd Bledisloe Test in Auckland

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Both the Wallaby and All Black squads have been announced for the next Tri-Nations at Eden Park. For the Wallabies their captain and kiwi destroyer Mortlock is back. Cross drops to the bench and Tahu gets across the ditch as the 23rd man (I guess this gives an idea on Aussie Robbie’s rating of the ex-Mungo).

The only other change from Sydney is Phil Waugh in for the injured Rocky Elsom. I reckon Waugh would be the best 6 Australia had ever seen if he was a foot and a half taller, and it’ll be interesting to see how having two fetchers on the ground works with the ELVs and the one-trick pony Kiwis relying on McCaw back from injury. Rocky took a bit of ball at 2 in the line-out, so we’ll see how that goes, being the biggest reason why Waugh and Smith don’t play together regularly.

For the AB’s it’s all a bit messy. For example christ knows which of their half-backs will play, or whether they’ll just randomly cycle them on and off the field. The only certain things being that McCaw’s back, along with McDonald for Tuitivake (did he touch the ball on Sat?) and Lauaki’s no-where to be found on the bench or anywhere near the All Black squad until he dies.

Wallabies
Adam Ashley-Cooper, Peter Hynes, Stirling Mortlock (c), Berrick Barnes, Lote Tuqiri, Matt Giteau, Luke Burgess, Wycliff Palu, George Smith, Phil Waugh, Nathan Sharpe, James Horwill, Al Baxter, Stephen Moore, Benn Robinson.
Reserves:
Tatafu Polota-Nau, Matt Dunning, Dan Vickerman, Hugh McMeniman, Sam Cordingley, Ryan Cross, Drew Mitchell.
All Blacks
Leon MacDonald, Mils Muliaina, Conrad Smith, Ma’a Nonu, Sitiveni Sivivatu, Dan Carter, Jimmy Cowan/Piri Weepu/Andrew Ellis, Rodney So’oialo, Richie McCaw (c), Jerome Kaino, Ali Williams, Brad Thorn, Greg Somerville, Andrew Hore/Keven Mealamu, Tony Woodcock. Reserves: Hore/Mealumu, John Afoa, Anthony Boric, Adam Thomson/Daniel Braid, Cowan/Weepu/Ellis, Stephen Donald, Richard Kahui.

Jul 26

Wallabies vs All Blacks first TriNations test score

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Wallabies 34 – All Blacks 19

YOU FCKING BEAUTY!!

I’m too stoked to write a proper review right now, but what an amazing game and fantastic performance by the Wallabies. I’m struggling to think of a player who didn’t have a hand in this victory.

For the first time that I can remember we actually had a kicking game to complement the razor sharp attacking and it completely destroyed the rudderless ABs. Unreal.

The scorers:

For Australia:
Tries: Cross, Hynes, Elsom, Horwill
Cons: Giteau 4
Pen: Giteau
Drop: Giteau

For New Zealand:
Tries: Muliaina, Hore, Ellis
Cons: Carter 2

Yellow card(s): Thorn (New Zealand) – high tackle, 5.

The teams:

Australia: 15 Adam Ashley-Cooper, 14 Peter Hynes, 13 Ryan Cross, 12 Berrick Barnes, 11 Lote Tuqiri, 10 Matt Giteau, 9 Luke Burgess, 8 Wycliff Palu, 7 George Smith (c), 6 Rocky Elsom, 5 Nathan Sharpe, 4 James Horwill, 3 Al Baxter, 2 Stephen Moore, 1 Benn Robinson.
Replacements: 16 Tatafu Polota-Nau, 17 Matt Dunning, 18 Daniel Vickerman, 19 Phil Waugh, 20 Sam Cordingley, 21 Timana Tahu, 22 Drew Mitchell.

New Zealand: 15 Mils Muliaina, 14 Anthony Tuitavake, 13 Richard Kahui, 12 Ma’a Nonu, 11 Sitiveni Sivivatu, 10 Dan Carter, 9 Andy Ellis, 8 Jerome Kaino, 7 Daniel Braid, 6 Rodney So’oialo (c), 5 Ali Willliams, 4 Brad Thorn, 3 Greg Somerville, 2 Andrew Hore, 1 Tony Woodcock.
Replacements: 16 Keven Mealamu, 17 John Afoa, 18 Anthony Boric, 19 Sione Lauaki, 20 Jimmy Cowan, 21 Stephen Donald, 22 Conrad Smith.

Referee: Craig Joubert
Touch judges: Mark Lawrence, James Bolabiu
Television match official: Shaun Veldsman
Assessor: Steve Hilditch

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