The Brain on Steyn is Frighteningly Plain

Mick Coogan September 14, 2012 23

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To figure out why there has been more than a little derision concerning the South African game from Kiwis, Aussies and even Springbok

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fans of late, I suggest you read the following statement from Morne Steyn.

“We’ve won a Tri-Nations with the same game plan and in 2007 we won the World Cup with these tactics,” he said. “We have to stay with this strategy.” All teams that win the Super 15 are the teams that kick the most. The Crusaders, the Reds, the Bulls when we won it. At the Bulls, we get some grief for kicking too much. It’s not kicking the ball away; it’s kicking for a purpose. People out there don’t have the stats.”

Steyn is an adequate player for international level. No more or less; nonetheless, what he has won renown for is his prodigious boot. When combined with a big burly forward pack and rule changes the combination can be troubling. Yet there is a huge irony here for Steyn and those of his mindset. The ‘stats’ he so eagerly discusses are in reality more troubling for his own team than the opposition. While there have been one or two blips, the South African rugby style, unlike Australia and New Zealand’s, has developed relatively little since the game turned professional.

Those pesky numbers

The Springboks have won three Tri Nations titles, like Australia. In contrast to South Africa and New Zealand, the Australian teams that have won the tournament have done so with some inconsistent front rows [nice understatement - Ed.]  but played some jolly entertaining rugby. Now all things being equal the Wallabies have tended to play a far different game. It must come as a surprise to Steyn that they are still on an equal footing with the Boks.

The Springboks’ Tri Nations victories (excepting 1998, when they played with a lot more enterprise) were won playing ten-man rugby. So for all of Steyn’s justification, I have to ask to what extent were their tactics serving their game before he turned up anyway? If we combine Australia’s tally of three titles with fellow ball-runners New Zealand’s ten, it is a rather staggering 13-3 on the NZ–Aussie side of the ledger.

Certain factors have aided Springbok rugby over the years, including a number of stupid rule changes that killed off much of rugby’s running game between 2006 and 2009. Yet it is important to point out that even with favourable rules, South Africa’s return of only one Tri Nations title during the period is actually quite poor. The All Blacks won three titles in a row and Australia finished second in all those years.

Now there was a Springbok World Cup win in 2007. Granted, the Springboks had a very good set piece game — but as everybody including theiur fans know, they had a very, very easy run to that final. So easy, in fact, they would have bypassed Australia and New Zealand (even if either team had won their respective quarter finals). While Tri Nations form is no indicator of success in the RWC, both teams’ superior levels of fitness and skill had been used to beat the Saffas convincingly in the Tri tournaments in the years previous, in particularly the 2007 series. As it turns out, South Africa just happened to play the semi and the final against two teams who played the same style of rugby they — and that was that.

The pointy end

Let’s get medieval on this — how many times have the Springboks been beaten by the All Blacks and Australia since ‘game breaker’ Steyn has been playing?

Well he has played eight times against the All Blacks and has four wins, which is a good record. However, three of those wins were in 2009, at the height of the penalising-the-attacking-team madness. Against Australia, his record is not good at all; he has played ten times for just three wins. Overall, with Steyn at the helm, the Springboks have seven wins from 18 matches against Australia and New Zealand (as at the date of posting).

In World Cup tournaments, the running games of Australia and New Zealand have won four titles; the Springboks’ kicking game has earned two and England’s (their clones) one.

Steyn’s brand of ‘winning’ rugby has thus left South Africa with a decidedly uneven return.

The tragedy of all this is that while the South Africans have generally been more conservative than New Zealand and Australia, in the Super competition the last few years we have all seen that they have some very good solid backs and penetrating runners when given the chance. Because of the stranglehold Steyn seems to have on the current South African coaching psyche, many Springbok backs (bar Francois Hougaard, nowadays) seem bereft of ideas and the team lacks real attacking structures and moves.

This is sad stuff from a country that has produced some wonderfully talented attacking players over the years like Andre Joubert, Dannie Gerber, Chester Williams, Bryan Habana, James Small, Joost van der Westhuizen and Dannie Craven (this is just for starters).

I agree with Bok fans wholeheartedly: for South Africa to consistently challenge New Zealand and Australia, they have to provide more balance to their team by providing better attacking ball to their backs. Selecting better suppliers and players who are more dynamic must be a priority.

 

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  • Patrick

    The funny thing is that with Lambie and Goosen they look to have them right there!

    Actually that’s the scary thing… Imagine if they picked both of them in the starting XV!

  • Knackers

    I for one hope they stick to that strategy, at least we can lock in 2nd place.

  • Mick Coogan

    Yeah that;s a good call Pat mate. I think a lot of this is down to the general conservatism of the Sth African rugby fraternity in general. If we look back they were always a fairly fearful bunch. I mean having Apartheid isn’t the kind of thing you create when you are feeling secure lol. The black guys they now have in the administration have also been steeped in the Bok mentality. I mean these SARFU guys can spend hours and hours mulling it over, but a pig with lipstick is still a pig.

  • Skip

    G&GR.co.za did an article on their fly half conundrum. I never realized that Steyn is probably the most capped 10 in SA history, with a bit over 40. Compare Bernie (102), carter (80 odd), Noddy (72), Mehrtens (70) Wilkinson (91 for England) and you can see that at some level SA has an issue picking a fly half and sticking with him. Think of de Beer and Honnibal. We would pick the blade every day of the week, especially behind the kind of pack they can field but once De Beer dropped his 5 against the poms, his status as a legend was assured. The next week in the semi, had they picked Honnibal, 99 could have been a different year for us.

    It’s almost like once they identify a kicking machine, the forwards shave Bakkie’s palms, put his shorts on the right way, swap his boots to the correct feet and get him to say to the coach

    “pick fly half steyn or i drag you to the showers, no soap”

    and that’s it. They’ll be a machine if ever their backs match their forwards. Oh, and they pick Bruessow.

    • Mick Coogan

      Bonza comment. The same things have been running through my head myself.

      • Skip

        Glad you liked it & a great article. I’ve always been slightly suspicious that bakkies needs special boots shaped for prehensile feet.

    • Who Needs Melon

      I have new god and his name is Skip. One of the best comments I’ve ever read!

    • xin.limbo

      Honibal was injured (or not quite recovered from injury) in 1999. That is why De Beer was picked.

      • skip

        hmm, could be, but i am sure i remember penaar calling for him to play. either way, the point holds in other matches.

  • Hooper for 12

    Mick – enjoyed the title mate. Captures it beautifully. But why are wasting our time educating SA?? We should be praising them for continuing with this loosing 10 man strategy for as long as possible.

    • Mick Coogan

      Lol a few comments have gone that way. At the end of the day, while a lot of younger Saffa supporters are highly critical. It’s the Springbok old guard that are really pulling the strings. They’ve had years to change.

      I honestly don’t think they will, at least not soon mate. They seem to think that how they play is good enough as its winning RWC’s and they want to win the pee shooting contests with kicks. What these old farts will never realize is that no one in NZ and Aussie respected their 2007 squad as being world champs. More like lottery winners.

      • Hooper for 12

        Agreed. I was in France at the time and didnt try too hard to find somewhere to watch the Final. For me it was “Jurassic Parc 4″.

        • Mick Coogan

          Yeah that’s really funny mate. I was genuinely thinking at one point of comparing South Africa to a toothless T-Rex, finally figuring out it was really a a dumb ass herbivore.

  • Dovester

    As an international back I’d relish coming up against Steyn. From 2009 he has struggled to impose himself and despite his laser-like kicking he is not of international standard. He’s depressingly slow, forwards target him as a weak defender and he gives barely any go-forward ball. Goosen is a different matter and its going to be a lot harder to beat the boks when he inevitably takes over from Steyn in the next six months

    • Skip

      He actually doesn’t have a bad running game. When the bulls have been up by a cricket score he’s taken on the line a few times & done ok. He’s no carter, for sure, but with some good coaching he could be a threat. The tactic is that meat heads will milk the penalties, he kicks them or if they don’t come he’ll drop goals, hence no one who matters seems to think he needs anything more than to practice force ‘em back.

  • mxyzptlk

    All this, and there’s still the in-form fly-half of the Currie Cup, Elton Jantjies. He’s gotten plenty of SA press in recent months, but he can’t get a second look over a fresh-from-injury Goosen, who’s skipping any Currie Cup warm-up games and is jumping straight from the rehab frying pan into the test match fire.

    Seems odd.

    • ChargerwA

      I think Goosen is much more suited to International Rugby. Jantjies seems like the kind of player who would get rattled on the big stage. The SA Quade Cooper if you will.

      Eitherway, I hope they perservere with Steyn. I’m sure he will come good ;)

      • Mick Coogan

        Mate, I don’t really think it’s about Steyn becoming ‘better’ he is effectively as good as he’ll ever be. Now I am not saying he’s a bad player. He’s perfectly adequate for what the Springboks want. What I am saying however is that they are deluding themselves saying their style of play has bought them continued success.

        I mean his comments about the Reds and Crusaders were equally bizarre. Sure they’ve had good kicking games. But they have also been able to vary their playing style. Something many South African teams in which Steyn plays in are reluctant to do.

  • Blinky Bill of Bellingen

    I recall reading about Campo doing some coaching in South Africa – The Sharks I believe – and thinking to myself ‘well this could be the start of something good for backline play in Bokkeville’. Apart from seeing an improvement in that team’s backs, nothing seemed to come of it.

    I’d of thought that maybe someone at the pointy end of decision making at the SAFRU would have seen that and had an ‘ah ha’ moment.

    As an outsider looking in, they seem to be a proud but sadly a stubborn lot.

  • Pedro

    I was always afraid they would pick Francois Steyn in 10. Couldn’t understand why they never seemed to consider it. If he was an Aussie he would have never been let out to play in France, money would be a player on his caliber in the inside backs.

  • Patrick

    Frankly, SA forwards thoroughly bashed the ABs this weekend – as Justin Marshall said, the rolling mauls looked like a training run they were able to advance so easily against the ABs (in fact I’m not sure why they did anything else).

    The ABs sheer class got them through, but they will be desperately worried about repeating the performance in the Republic.

    Let alone if Goosen and Lambie play!

    RSA does, however, need a new OC urgently. I’m less sure who is the ideal replacement here?

    • Mick Coogan

      I think they may well be troubling. My mandate on the AB’s (unlike a lot of other Kiwi punters is similar to Wynne Gray’s take…a totally good bloke by the way). We like Aussie have had a fairly lucky draw. If we were to drop a stitch its probably in SAF. But that’s no surprise to me. I also anticipate our game in Argentina will be brutal. Hell they could win. Another question is would we struggle with Lambie etc…Yeah I think we could initially.

      But remember NZ and Aus are used to playing against running teams. We know the pratfalls. If SAF win Pat I don’t think it will mean a hell of a lot. We’ll be wiser the next time around. I think rather than be concerned about the AB’s its time to focus on the upcoming Wallaby games on the road.

      Can they respond can they dig deeper? I am confident the All Blacks can…with a bit of luck but can Dingo?

  • gerard flanagan

    Morne, as long as you knock the ABs off you have my vote.

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