Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Jimmy said the snake had slithered into his car through the gear stick before wrapping around his legs.
Jimmy said the snake had slithered into his car through the gear stick before wrapping around his legs.
Jimmy said the snake had slithered into his car through the gear stick before wrapping around his legs.
Through the gearstick means something else in my game...
Oh, you know it's true!Starting to think you could say this about everything in the world in your game
"Deadly snake means something else in my game...
"Snakeskin belt means something else in my game...
"123 in a 100 zone means something else in my game...
"Tradie Jimmy means something else in my game...
"Waiopehu Oldboy means something else in my game...
"One small chubby for man, one giant wang for mankind."Nikon Japan "Coming Close" To First-Ever First Lady Upskirt Panty Shot
--Japan Times--
Japanese Nikon technicians are currently working long into the night to "reverse engineer" reflections from a shovel wielded by Melania Trump in the hopes of yielding a groundbreaking first-ever First Lady upskirt panty shot.
"We are so close" said lead technician Dr H.Entai. "There are however certain angles that are proving uncooperative due to the unbending laws of physics related to space and time. We have already tried numerous relays to our space station in the hopes of refracting the light of time itself but so far no luck. The boys are ploughing on though and are all quietly rock-hard at the prospect of some sweet, sweet First Lady grud shots. Even just some upper thigh shots would see the dark room go off like the NASA control room in 1969.
An artists simulation of the Nikon Camera Division once the lads obtain the elusive first-ever First Lady panty shot: