Web Blog of Waiopehu Oldboy

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log

Today I got drunk and passed out and when I came to my child was also drunk.

He must have drunk my leftover alcohol.

Anyway, the child soon got angry at me and
demanded that I go and purchase more alcohol.

Stupid child!

Oh well.

More later.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Fuckin KNEW I was being stalked!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log

Today I went on my first ever excavational dig.

Thought it went quite well.

Good-o.

More later.

--W.O.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Well first off the ruler PROVES that the mofo was a FUCKIN' MILE OFFSIDE so I was well within my rights to pickaxe the Cnut in the face..... that's how we roll in the 'nua aka North Canterbury........... y'all got a problem wid dat?

Second, the guy in clip #2 looks a lot like a certain soon to be former S15 coach being told "it's OK Sir John, it was all just a bad dream, y'all can go back to non-eyes now, I'll be sure to wake you in time to get dressed up real purty for when they give you the big trophy...... [singing] hush now baby, don't you cry/ papa's gonna buy you a mocking bird................."

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log.

Changed cars.

Although I have been confined to taking the bus just lately.

Don't want to talk about that though.



Righto.

--W.O

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

I'm actually rather fond of my bus.....

(I forget which post-CruSadists v Bloos post-avatar & signature bet that's from, there's been so many of late they've begun to merge).

........ @Dismal's not quite so much........

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log.

Went guitar shopping today but somehow it all went horribly wrong.

More later.

--W.O

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log.

Today I started a new job as a motorcycle pizza delivery boy.

Not quite as easy as I thought it would be.

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Web Log.

Today I started a new job as a motorcycle pizza delivery boy.

Not quite as easy as I thought it would be.

Thank God, for once a cycling fuckbucket that I am not tagged in.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log.

OH HAY GUYZ.

Waiopehu Oldboy here, just back from the tattoo parlour.

Check it out!

For the win!

ps, anyone catch up with last night’s results from the Rio Olympics yet?



--W.O.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Problem solved

 

[cyclopath]

Problem solved

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The offending limb would be the start of your problems. Once Pillock gets his Virtual-Crayons sharpened.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Lucky I used a

innit? Oh shit.............

 

[cyclopath]

Lucky I used a

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innit? Oh shit.....

Your decoy needs more Ruchie, I can see it for what it is!

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^^^^^ CODEY?

 

[The torpedo]

Hmmmmmmmm WO. You lead an................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................interesting life

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log

Finally picked up a cheap car although all the f**kin doors are busted so have to flip myself out via the sunroof when parking the c**t.

Righto.

--W.O.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Elwood Blues would be proud of that parking effort. Makes his effort at Chez Paul in Chicago look pretty lame.

 

[The torpedo]

 

[The torpedo]

http://imgur.com/wBsjV53