Recent content by Dismal Pillock

Blues forwards arrive at Suncorp as the Reds forwards practise their lineout moves.

In Depth Step-by-Step Analysis of The Cantabs Run Home:

In Depth Match-By-Match Analysis of Blues Run Home:

So used to the tenure tracked bullshit of AB setup (ffs was Cane made AB captain elect when he was still in school?) that it seems jarring to even consider these names. How nuts would it be if Razor went in with a completely blank agenda. Havili? Tupeaa? The fuck have you knobs done for me...

I was too! It was great fun!

Did this actually go down? I thought it was just the mouthy halfback giving him a gobful and Akira yelling something back? The fact that Akira is so hated by everyone outside of Auckland makes my plutonium rod go full chernobyl mushroom cloud cock and ballz waterloo sunset.

Surely it was punishment enough for him and his fellow Cantab TJ being stuck in the booth for 2 hours having to call that match as their stupid hated Auckland Blooz soared to glorious deeds right before their eyes and their job was to describe it. :)

Personality wise, is he a bit peculiar? Usually alone in the coaching box. When he's addressing the troops in the locker room, he looks like a boring uni professor, delivering his sermon, yet avoiding eye contact. His pupils all silent, heads down, looking at the floor, anything to avoid eye...

Now, I'm not one overly given to hyperbole but today has EASILY been the single greatest day of rugby football viewing in the entire history of the sport.

Shiggers surely en route to the thread