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Pfitzy

George Gregan (70)
One of the first results for "low-hanging fruit" over on Giphy:

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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
How To Interact With.....
The
GAGR "Search" Function.


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– by Cousin Raelene Gunston.
(GAGR Sociology Dept Liberal Gender Studies Advisor)


Hello.

Raels here.

Have you been having some issues with the GAGR "Search" function lately?

Haven't we all.

Like any finely-calibrated woman of irresistible beauty, the GAGR Search function is an alluring yet temperamental and selfish beast.

Engage it at an inopportune juncture and the lazy fucking c**t will flat-out fucking ignore you. Blow you off. The fuck you want? Fucking arsehole. The fuck you done for me lately? Fucking wanker.


The GAGR Search function in idle repose:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/ads/search.jpg

All sleek lines and effortless style.




With that in mind, here are some helpful tips to help you engage with this tempestuous tool.

1. Outline your request quickly and then submit slowly. DO NOT
get these two key steps the wrong way around.
FATAL ERROR.

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"Yeah, thanks fuckface, I'm just going to file that request over here..."









2. When the Sea of Aquarius is at high tide, the harvest shall be bountiful.


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"Does it look like high tide to you? You stupid fucking arsehole. Fuck off ."











3. If it doesn't answer you, DO NOT ask it the same
fucking thing again. That is a
FATAL ERROR.

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"Are you fucking deaf c**t?"










4. Make sure you have the details of your request in order before engaging.
Do you want to be humiliated and scorned again? DO YOU? Fucking loser.


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"Fuck you. I'm leaving."



5. Reread all of these advisory tips again. Do you really want to feel like a
disconsolate hapless sack of shit again? Then fucking sort it out, shithead.



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Regards,

--Raels.

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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Exclusive Look INSIDE The GAGR Mod's Command Centre!

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What a hive of activity!

Let's zoom in for a closer look!

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On Jesus, what the hell is going on?

Poor Cyclo.

They've got him working in The Radiation Zone!​
 

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
Staff member
Exclusive Look INSIDE The GAGR Mod's Command Centre!

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What a hive of activity!

Let's zoom in for a closer look!

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On Jesus, what the hell is going on?

Poor Cyclo.

They've got him working in The Radiation Zone!​
Is that Braveheart having a slash to the left of Shiggins?
And don't worry about me, I have a lead-impregnated scrotum.
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Is that Braveheart having a slash to the left of Shiggins?
Unbelievably poor form from B.Raveheart. Just appalling behaviour. He seems so sensible on the forum too. Oh well, I suppose appearances can be deceptive.

What I want to know is who is the plonker in the beekeeper's headdress about to hand deliver Important Documents to the console crew? Probably Mrs G.Agger with yet another attempt to get Mr G.Agger to sign the divorce papers.

Just sign them already, she is going to keep coming back!
 

Teh Other Dave

Alan Cameron (40)
Unbelievably poor form from B.Raveheart. Just appalling behaviour. He seems so sensible on the forum too. Oh well, I suppose appearances can be deceptive.

What I want to know is who is the plonker in the beekeeper's headdress about to hand deliver Important Documents to the console crew? Probably Mrs G.Agger with yet another attempt to get Mr G.Agger to sign the divorce papers.

Just sign them already, she is going to keep coming back!
Not until Gagger gets the settlement he so richly deserves.

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(^^^Only appropriate reference left from Raw. Aged well, hasn't it?)
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Guide to Rugby Rules And Techniques

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The Cantab player's right hand has clearly violated the Canes player's bumcrack.

Looks like he's got his hand right up in there. This is dangerous play. Red card against the Cantab. Immediate 6-month ban for bumcrack violations.





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The Cantab player appears to be about to forcefully kick the rugby
football directly into the faces of the targeted (see red x's) Canes players.

The helpless, inert Canes players try to signal to the Cantab by raising their arms.
"No, no, not the face" they plead. To no avail. For the Cantab himself has no face.









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The immensely powerful Cantab #8 appears to have picked up both opposing packs of forwards and balanced them on his shoulders. Once he drops the players, the necks of all the Canes players will snap. This is dangerous play. Red card, Cantab #8. Lifetime ban from rugby. No place in the game for this type of behavior.






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A Cantab still stuck in the ruins of Lancaster Park.

Expecting his torch to move those huge concrete slabs
is clearly delusional thinking on the part of the Cantab.







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Kurt Eklund seen here throwing into a lineout.








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Attempts to rescuscitate the Cantab are clearly failing.

Try the torch, try the torch!








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The Canes player is clearly trying to have a nice gentle little snooze down at his local park while cradling his favourite white teddy bear when who should turn up? Two Cantabs! Will their insensitivity never cease?








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More amorous scenes from the local park. The Cantab is not invited.







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Lancaster Park, still closed.






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The Canes player on the ground has clearly died yet still the Cantabs continue with their savagery.






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Inside the mind of a Cantab is a strange and terrible place.

They are tortured by demons of their own making.








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The faceless Cantab player to the right is clearly eyeing the Canes player's
bumcrack with a view to pounding his left fist right up the fella's khyber.

Who only knows what else goes through a Cantab player's mind in situations such as these.
 
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