Rd 7: Auckland Blues vs Western Force, Fri, April 5 2024

[Dismal Pillock]

Official Auckland Blues Matchday Team GIF:

Official Western Force Matchday Team GIF:

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Perofeta will be a big loss.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Perofeta will be a big loss.

Reading this quote, in tandem with the avatar, I can just feel the distraught tone of a fellow Auckland Rugby supporter.

Never fear, Harry Plummer will step into the breach and clutch the path to righteous destiny to his bosom.

 

[zer0]

Sotutu at 10 lets fucken gooooooooooooo.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Sotutu at 10 lets fucken gooooooooooooo.

This footage indicates it worked at training, Akira in the back row as ballast, Sotutu at the wheel, LETSSS FUCKINN BLOW THE DOORZ OFF THIS CUUUUUUUUUNNN

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Shiggers: ".....ref missed a clearcut Blues knock-on there."
DP: "Thine one eye has seen the glory bequeathed upon the cock and the ball."
Shiggers: "All the Blues backs were up offside there, what is this ref even looking at....."
DP: "Hold the phones, Akira has laid the biblical smackdown on some lost tourist. Spank me harder Jesus, spank me like mummy used to on the sabbath."
Shiggers: "That was clearly above the sternum, where's the red card? Ref is only looking at one team here."
DP: "He's still not moved. Chuck the corpse under the sticks, St Johns ambulance will pick him up in a bit, R.I.P pilgrim, play on I reckon."
Shiggers: "This ref is a joke. Should recuse himself from the match at this point."
DP: "OH SHIT, Telea waltzes in under the sticks, right past the cadaver, Bloos bonus point try already and we're not even 20 minutes in. The Prophecy has awakened the kraken all up and down my bumcrack, hold me Shiggers, hold me."
Shiggers: "Clearcut case of obstruction for that try, what is this ref even looking at....."

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Reading this quote, in tandem with the avatar, I can just feel the distraught tone of a fellow Auckland Rugby supporter.

On one of my trips home from Aus a bunch of us watched a Bledisloe at my BIL's house & one of his dickhead mates decided that since I was living in Aus I was consequently a Wobs supporter.

So on a scale of zero to Wobs supporter "fellow Auckland Rugby supporter" is about a 3.5, 4.0 tops.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

one of his dickhead mates decided that since I was living in Aus I was consequently a Wobs supporter.

OMFG.

I would've drowned that fuckwit in his own blood.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ you meant "dismantle him with my rapier-like wit", surely?

 

[brokendown]

Shiggers is so right,the ref is going to crucify us (a week too late),and we will lose by 40(but still a moral victory)

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Debut time for Adrian's boy Payless Cashmore.

 

[ForceFan]

Henry O'Donnell on the bench.
Marley Pearce (suspension) and Will Harris (conc) return.
Max Burey to FB.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Who would you like to hear in the commentary booth for this one?​

Tony Johnson: 3 votes

 

[brokendown]

anyone except murray mexted,lol

 

[Wilson]

Sorry, I forgot to vote when I first saw the thread

 

[Dan54]

Henry O'Donnell on the bench.
Marley Pearce (suspension) and Will Harris (conc) return.
Max Burey to FB.

Is he another of Midge's grandsons WOB?

 

[VassMan]

2pm Friday kick-off Perth time. Great scheduling

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Is he another of Midge's grandsons WOB?

Can't see any "brother of" bio references so I assume not.

 

[zer0]

2pm Friday kick-off Perth time. Great scheduling

 

[VassMan]

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Yeah that's also bad. Time difference is only 4 hours, so hopefully the new commission can do better next year.