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Blues To Smuggle Akira Back For The Playoffs. --NZ Herald-- The Auckland Blues Rugby Team have announced a bold plan to smuggle their talismanic forward Akira Ioane back to NZ from Japan in time for the playoffs. "The Blues Crew will board their vessel The Onehunga Night Train (pictured...

It is a marvel of Death Star engineering just how the Cantabs manage to shoehorn so many of my most despised rugby players into the same backline.

500 post minimum and no Guest viewing for the Everything Else section seems a bit harsh. This forum barely has 2 dozen active members with over 500 posts ffs Turn it over to Gen Pop, baby!

Another rugby football match completed in which wife-beating Cantab shitheel Sevu Reece has **FAILED** to become the alltime super rugby try scorer.

No biggie. It was foretold in the scriptures.

I can't go back to watching the putrefachal plop and ponder of the puddinged people of Super Rugby after this weeks round of riveting NBA playoff action. The pick and go and recycle, the edifice of artifice dredged out before empty stadiums, the only sound being Angus coaching the crash test...

Dear S.Trewthcobber, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG THREAD.

"Hello, my fellow pretty ladies of the playoffs, look who's back in the playoffs picture....."

that poor Reds winger got utterly emasculated 1 on 1 by Waqa. Teabag Party in Suva. Uru with an extreeeemely ill-timed handling error on his own 5 with 79.50 on the clock. FFS. yeah they're about 6 pts clear of 5th place, a loss is no biggie Great viewing. Nice to see some short grass and a...

how's the Roundabout these days? High speed games of chance and death that thing. There always seemed to be some little old asian lady in a Honda Civic who made it halfway through then lost her nerve and started giving way to everyone and got stuck. Gotta stick it in 3rd and hoon through the...

I gave your mama a welfare check Tomikin you ********.

what has changed from last season? Out: Darry: mofo must have been doing something right in the engine room Funaki: the useless dopes have REALLY missed this guy. Akira: the beating heart of the Killdozer. In: BB First to last. I place 44% of the blame on losing Akira, 67% on Quiffboy...

Dear Western Force. Please put this moribund deadshit clowncar of a Blues franchise out of its misery this weekend. I would like to get on with my life and not have my weekends ruined by the constant binary-brained letdowns perpetrated by the 23 individuals in Blues jerseys who barely share...

Cantabs To Select Their New Pope. --NZ Herald-- The Cantabs have repaired to their silly stupid top-secret underground labyrinth located beneath Lancaster Park in order to select their new stupid dumbo-faced Cantab Pope. "I'm thinking Richie?" "Oh fuck yeah, Richie's the go here I...