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  1. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    Some sexy, sexy backhands from Tsitsipas. Got me groanin in the boneyard. Small self-touch is ok. Med is never actually beaten. You have to kill him until he's dead. And wow, when he loses his rag he really loses it. Reverts to some sort of infantile sook rage from a skullfucked...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    I try to avoid Rafa's matches. Hate being a hostage to his excruciating OCD quirks for 3 hours. If he's a set down in the final I might tune in but otherwise his matches are a hard pass thanks. God I hope Tsitsipas can get into his flow but Medvedev looks like he's forgotten how to lose.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    A Silver Fern view of Pocock

    GAGR so dull these days I was forced into browsing The Silver Frown for some rugger chat. When I see a "new name" posting there I think of a countdown clock starting. Tick tock, motherfucker. The countdown has started. Some of the 20 long term regulars will start probing for non...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    Good! Was following online, saw Shapa had won sets 3 and 4 and thought right, I'll tune in for the neck-on-throat final set and of course, silly young git promptly loses 5 games in a row playing like a total spacka and loses the match. Rafa barely had to do anything, probably couldnt believe...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    Nadal vs Shapalovov today could be a cracker unfortunately I wont be watching as Nadal's OCD bullshit renders all his matches as unwatchable nonsense for me. Sorry buddy i aint watching you pick your pants out of your bumcrack every 3 seconds for 3 hours, and taking the piss placing your drinks...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Coronavirus Self-Isolation Projects

    Welcome to... The Gunston Hospital For The Unvaccinated (GTFO). Welcome, shit-for-brains! Welcome to The Gunston Hospital For The Unvaccinated (GTFO). Reckon the Rona is a big crock of shit? Haven't had the vaccine but now suddenly feeling a bit crook with Rona symptoms? Come on down...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    NFL Football

    Brady's arm looked fine but not enough time and his radar was way off anyway. Oh well, another terrible offseason in the mansion with the supermodel wife. Too bad he wont be able to enjoy any of it as he'll be in his basement ensconced in cryogenic stasis.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    Anismova self destructing here. Barty is not a #1 for the ages. Squat, boring and defensive she just floats it back down the middle for you to fuck up. Her main shot of choice is the sliced defensive backhand. Just wafts that shit down the middle agian and again. If you've got the balls to...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    LOL Lord Farquhar Zverev sent packing in straight sets by some guy called Dennis from Canada LOL Arrogant-looking tosspot, fuck you Lord Farquhar Sorry Strayans, rooting hard for Anusmova here, 6 ft Amazonian goddess straining to keep those massive funbags strapped in under wraps and out of my...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    NFL Football

    FFS
  11. Dismal Pillock

    NFL Football

    FFFS Dont think A.Rodgers will be gifting his special teams guys new cars. More like a Special Ed short bus. Useless dickheads blocked kicked away 10 points, season over
  12. Dismal Pillock

    NFL Football

    Aikman is such a boring Madden wannabe. Pack looking good here, hope they punish Johnny Gonadpolo and his lightweight california yuppie yupps
  13. Dismal Pillock

    NFL Football

    It's Nutsack City Limits out here. Come on Titans, burst Barrows bubble and dump these Bungles out.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Alltime GAGR Slack Members XV

    You end up on this list you have messed up bigtime. Inclusion here demonstrates you have noticeably **FAILED** to log in and post often enough to satisfy The Selection Committee. The only ways to get your name OFF this most shameful of lists are the following: * login and post enough to...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    I have changed my opinion of the frog. At 6"4 he has a languidly regal touch around the net. He could stand to give a couple more fucks about his serve though. One bounce and he just haphazardly hurls the fluffybunny down like he's at the rec centre or some shit.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    Baire vs Tsitsipas Is this French clown on the take? Career earnings of 10 mill, he couldnt possibly be this shit. I genuinely think the fix might be in here. That 2nd game he literally just chucked down a couple of zero-fucks-given double faults and sprayed it into the hoardings and traipsed...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    Kyrgios vs Medvedev was just outrageously entertaining. Kyrgios went full Ringling ring-a-ding-ding-dong radio rental. Meanwhile at the other end, Medvedev calmly couches himself in the eye of the hurricane, goes about doing his thing for 3 hours, then wins the match and, immediately after...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    The Tennis

    The Anisimova seppo spunk not only had the ground stroke power to get rid of functioning simpleton Naomi Osaka but she also looks to have a cracking set of bazongas strapped away down there. Osaka looked fat immobile and couldnt do shit about drop shots etc I'd wager that Italian fella...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Where's Cyclo?

    Daytime does come you know. It's the Pitcairns, not Norway.
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Where's Cyclo?

    I asked Byron to show me on the Shiggins doll where Gagger touched him and he just looked at me with that look he does.
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