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Dear Western Force. Please put this moribund deadshit clowncar of a Blues franchise out of its misery this weekend. I would like to get on with my life and not have my weekends ruined by the constant binary-brained letdowns perpetrated by the 23 individuals in Blues jerseys who barely share...

Just about last chance saloon for the bird-brained Blues to make the top 6 Blues Official Matchday Team GIF Reds Official Matchday Team GIF

Surely we can funnel our accumulated exasperation and confusion with these ******* refs and cobble together a rugby referee database detailing each individual referees strengths/weaknesses Please feel free to add your (probably wildly varying) opinions into this easy-to-follow template in...

We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this rematch of the 2024 Super Rugby semi-final match (which you lost). IMPORTANT NOTE: The following GAGR members are banned from participating in this match...

Time to get to the bottom of this. Every narrative needs goodies and baddies and the Super Rugby comp is no different. You have FIVE votes to determine the #1 baddie. Only 10 pole options so Moana Pasifika & Fijian Drua were cruelly left out. ".....stupid Reds, stupid Chiefs, stupid...

https://www.theroar.com.au/2024/11/17/exclusive-axed-rebels-could-find-new-home-in-new-liv-style-global-league/ Blow it all up, baby. Exciting stuff. The Auckland Barbarians The Cantab Pantywaists The Melbourne Two Cars The Bhopal Oil City Slickers

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Stab at top players currently overseas; Aus: Forwards: Rory Arnold, Richie Arnold, Will Skelton, Harry Hockings, Adam Coleman, Sam Carter, Luke Jones, Sean McMahon, Liam Gill, Jordy Reid, Jack Cornelson, (oops already Japan capped) Ben Gunter (oops ditto) Backs: Samu Kerevi, Duncan Paia’aua...

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We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this, The Long-Awaited Illustrious Coronation Of The Greatest Sporting Franchise In The History Of All Civilisation. We the Auckland Blues would greatly appreciate...

We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this rugby football semi-final match. Following your unfortunate loss please assemble your beleaguered, bedraggled, possibly profusely bleeding rugby football team...

Naholo and Rayasi and Jordie and Flapanara to murder the Rebels in the brain en route to a colossal 67-0 touchup at the Caketin, Rebs possible final ever rugby match, backs to the wall, they unite as one to ride the wild wind of Valhalla and dump the dopey pea-brained Canes out on their arses.

We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this rugby football quarter-final match. Upon your loss and immediately following the conclusion of the rugby football match would all briefly visiting opposing...

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