Welcome to...
The Gunston Hospital For
The Unvaccinated (GTFO).
Welcome, shit-for-brains!
Welcome to The Gunston Hospital For The Unvaccinated (GTFO).
Reckon the Rona is a big crock of shit?
Haven't had the vaccine but now suddenly feeling a bit crook with Rona symptoms?
Come on down to
The Gunston Hospital For The Unvaccinated (GTFO).
The CDC have authorised us to exclusively treat the unvaccinated here in our friendly, family-run hospital so that the mental selfish wankers don't clog up the regular hospitals where vaccinated people go!
Yes, just for dragging us sensible, responsible, vaccinated citizens down to your mental tooth-fairy 5G spacker level, we have been authorised by the CDC to give you the WORST fucken medical treatment imaginable inside possibly the shittiest hospital in the world.
It's what you deserve, you fucken mental conspiracy-theory crackpotted cnuts.
Believe me, you MAGAfuck mouthbreather, you do NOT want to end up in this hospital. We don't give a fuck if you die. You clearly don't care about us vaxxed citizens getting on with life so no more life for you, arsehole. Still dont want the vaccine? Sorry I can't hear you, too late now anyway, this way please you fat wheezing goatbrained fuckherded shartspray.
Let's Meet The Staff* at
The Gunston Hospital For The Unvaccinated (GTFO)
*these are last people you will ever see! Gunston Guarantee!
Wayne Gunston
(Reception)
"The fuck do you want MAGA wanker?"
"I got the Rona and need urgent medical treatment".
"Take a number fuckface. Gene's busy so the waiting time is about three days".
"What? 3 days?"
"Don't have a fucken cry about it, you'll be dead within two. Waiting room is through there. Next!"
Gene Gunston
(Chief Nurse)
"Had the vax c**t?"
"No, Donnie told me it was all lies and I
"Hold still you fat fucking wackjob while I intubate you with this big fat filthy fucken garden hose. Right down your throat, c**t. It's to help you breathe. Try not to gag on the fucken thing. Yes, the garden hose is still covered in Rona smeg and blood and lungsnot from the last hare-brained dickhead who had the fucken thing in him 5 minutes ago and just died. We don't even bother to wash it anymore. Fuckit, you're not worth it. Why bother, you're gonna die in a coupla days anyway. Now then, try not to move, this won't hurt a bit hahahaha....
"Did you bring your sleeping bag? No? Well, how is that my fault genius? Sorry, I can't hear you. You sound really sick. Maybe you should've taken that Corona vaccine. See you in the morning. Don't pull the hose out. Pleasant dreams".
Roger Gavaskar.
(Chief Pilot)
As a medical facility, we don't really have any need for a licensed aeroplane pilot. But Rog is a good bloke so he's on the payroll. The CDC hasn't asked any pesky questions about it yet so mum's the word ffs.
Trevor Gunston
(Corpse Disposal)
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Aunty Doris Gunston
(Billing & Taxidermy)
"But I don't understand. My mother died of the Corona virus and now you're billing us $265,998?"
"My Bernina doesn't run on fumes, wanker."
"What does that even mean? Why are you using a sewing machi
"You want an open casket viewing of a human puddle?"
"...................no..."
"Pay up then fuckface".
"Jesus. Hold on, what is this charge, $8,000 for a sleeping bag?"
"Dead dickhead didn't bring their own so we kindly provided one to keep the heartless MAGA fuckwit warm at night. You're welcome now pay up and get the fuck out c**t".
Righto, that's the team, yes, the last people you unvaccinated shartmonkeys will ever see on this planet. Haha, imagine Gene Gunston's face being the last thing you ever see. Sometimes he starts chainsawing the corpses up so they fit in the furnace before the wheezing wankers are even properly dead yet hahaha.
Righto, see ya soon, Magashart.
The vaccine is not real and this is the last
face you will ever see. Nighty night, shithead.