Head Coach Wanted

[barbarian]

We are looking for a 1st Grade Coach at Kings Old Boys, a Sydney Division 2 Subbies side.

PM me if you are interested or know of anyone who can help.

 

[DPK]

Any qualifications required?

 

[barbarian]

Extensive playing and coaching experience at Test level or higher.

If you don't have that, maybe just some Sydney club coaching experience.

 

[Scarfman]

I've got a cartel lined up for you. Lee Grant to run the backs, Fatprop overseeing the engine room, Austin as video analyst, Cutter on S&C and yours truly masterminding things.

I think we can go all the way this year.

 

[MajorlyRagerly]

Happy to the Robbie Deans ruin the opposition from the inside role if you like.

 

[barbarian]

Sounds good. Lindommer to provide the free piss, Gagger to be in charge of NH recruitment, Moses can rig up the big screen, Timmsy can run the ticketing, and Cyclo can do any required surgery after the game.

 

[Moses]

Cyclo's in charge of the magic spray

 

[Jnor]

Extensive playing and coaching experience at Test level or higher.

If you don't have that, maybe just some Sydney club coaching experience.

Just so there's no confusion in the new roles, can I still apply if I only have experience higher then Test level?

 

[Ruggo]

Extensive playing and coaching experience at Test level or higher.

If you don't have that, maybe just some Sydney club coaching experience.

I know of a bloke called Jim Williams that fits the bill. With any luck he may need a job.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Just so there's no confusion in the new roles, can I still apply if I only have experience higher then Test level?

Well it IS the game they play in heaven.

 

[barbarian]

Just so there's no confusion in the new roles, can I still apply if I only have experience higher then Test level?

No.

 

[Jnor]

Fine, I won't send in my resume then :bird

 

[Inside Shoulder]

wheres training

 

[barbarian]

We train at Wentworth Park in Glebe and play at Kings out at Parramatta.

Geez guys, this was supposed to be a serious thread trying to find a coach. Now it has descended into... this.

 

[cyclopath]

Cyclo's in charge of the magic spray

My magic spray is too powerful for subbies.

 

[Lindommer]

Sounds good. Lindommer to provide the free piss, Gagger to be in charge of NH recruitment, Moses can rig up the big screen, Timmsy can run the ticketing, and cyclo can do any required surgery after the game.

47 years watching heaven's game (my first ever test a victory over the Bokke at the SCG, I was hooked), junior club official, referee, Level 2 touchie, rabid Pirates/Tahs/Wallabies supporter, and you OFFER ME A SPOT IN THE CATERING CORPS AT KOB.

PPhhh. I wouldn't go there even if they offered to buy my free piss.

 

[daz]

My magic spray is too powerful for subbies.

Your magic spray kills lawn, cyclo. Much like my dog's wee-wee.

 

[cyclopath]

Your magic spray kills lawn, cyclo. Much like my dog's wee-wee.

You might be onto something there, daz!

 

[tranquility]

47 years watching heaven's game (my first ever test a victory over the Bokke at the SCG, I was hooked), junior club official, referee, Level 2 touchie, rabid Pirates/Tahs/Wallabies supporter, and you OFFER ME A SPOT IN THE CATERING CORPS AT KOB.

PPhhh. I wouldn't go there even if they offered to buy my free piss.

You played a test?

Edit; Sorry I get it. I thought you meant that you went so bad in your first test that you got hooked to the reserves. The makes more sense.