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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
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Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.
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Gidday, dickheads.
Welcome to Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.
I am Wayne Gunston of Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.
Our spot on the beautiful Fukushima coastline looks even better in broad daylight!
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What a truly immersive and submersive experience it is soaking in the hot pools at
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.
One brief thing first; can you fucking swim?
Because some of our pools are very, very fucking deep.
If you bring in toddlers make sure they have their water wings on.
It's quite dark inside our hot pools.
Like this:
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"Mummy? Mummy, where are you? Mummy, help me, mummy, I
think I'm being sucked out to seeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
Aah, that was refreshing.
Had enough soaking in the hot pools?
Why not pop onto a sunbed!
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Chuck away your brolly, no need for sunglasses or some stupid old lady's bonnet, we here at Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools harness all the rich warmth of natural fissive energy to give YOU a warm a soothing and PERMANENT all-over glowing tan! Even on your nuts!*
*if you're a lady and you don't have a nutsack at the present time, well, you will after this.
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools are located here;
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Never mind the barbeques in the adjacent buildings.
That's a separate business and you are not invited so just stay put in those hot pools or on that fucking sunbed!
Gunston Google InfoMercial:
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We take pre-bookings.
Pay now, pasty c**ts.
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"This way to Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools! Mind your step, woman!"
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"Haha, he says he can't land a plane and his chin was like that BEFORE he went to Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools!
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"I order you to get back on that fucking sunbed!"
Righto, I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon down here at
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.
Don't forget to pack your lead-lined togs! That is if you ever want to replace your toddlers that got washed out to sea, hahahaha, dickheads!
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--Wayne Gunston of
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
The Gunston Hubble Microscope Just Recorded The First-Ever Images Of Gene Gunston's Cock.

-- by Wayne Gunston

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Incredible scientific breakthrough here at Gunston Heavy Industries!

The Gunston Hubble Microscope have today captured mankind's first-ever glimpse of the tiniest object known to have ever existed; Gene Gunston's cock.

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"I cannot believe we took a photo of something so f****** small".
- the science dickheads employed at Gunston Heavy Industries.



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"Wayne you f
--Gene Gunston



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"We need to harness all the powers of this microscope in order for mankind to see the first-ever images of Gene Gunston's tiny, tiny, TINY cock".

In a matter of days, Gunston Heavy Industries scientists will release an unprecedented photo of the cock. For the few scientists who have seen a sneak peek, the new snapshot has inspired profound existential emotions and left some on the verge of tears. "It's an emotional moment when you see something so microscopic" said some technician wanker spokesman for Gunston Heavy Industries. "It's not just an image. It's a medical miracle."

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Wayne you fucking c**t, I am literally going to cut your fu
--Gene Gunston


Gunston Heavy Industries officials also said they'll present the Gunston Hubble Microscope's first atmospheric study of such a minute living organism. "Early reports of life on Gene-o's cock indicate that it is a barren wasteland, virtually completely devoid of rooting activity".

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"You are so dead you cu
--Gene Gunston



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Fuck knows what this photo is. Maybe the first-ever close-up pic of Gene-o's revolting pubes.



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Looks to be prelimary images of the surface of Gene-o's
cock. The yellow spheres are probably his herpes. The blue sphere, probably his AIDS.
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group

Hello, forii member.

Greta Gunston here, spokeswoman for
The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group.

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Me, Greta, pictured here at the age of 17.
Don't laugh you fucking arseholes, heavy
smoking from an early age stunted my
fucking growth.


Google AD


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Now then straight down to business.

Have you ever wanted to start your very own internet forum thread?

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"Hello fuckface, so you think you're
ready to start an internet thread do
you yeah well you're not so get off the
fucking line thanks cnut you have a nice
fucking day".


It's not as easy as it sounds.

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"I started this internet thread about my dogfighting
forward slash dograping underground club and not
ONE stupid internet arsehole has replied to it yet!"


For an internet thread to succeed you first need to lay the groundwork with
The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group. Using internet tools, they will foresee any potential hazards and iron them out to ensure a successful internet forii thread.


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There are many types of Thread Starter Focus Groups at large in the international community. Most of them are abject failures.

The Chinese Thread Starter Focus Groups are a chaotic mess:

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"You don't have to write down the name of the internet thread on a piece of paper you stupid c**t, internet threads are located on the internet".
"I, I, I'm sorry, I've never done this before".



Google AD:

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The Japanese Thread Starter Focus Groups are of course absolutely bloody hopeless at all this as all they want to do is find some poor fucking git to bully.

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"The fuck do you know about starting a thread cnut? Come on then, speak up"



Plus the Japanese can't stomach anything that reflects poorly on their sad little nationhood:

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"..... and THAT is why all your foreign c**tface internet thread ideas have been rejected".



The Japanese can be incentivized but it takes forever and ever and it does get very messy for certain participants.....

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No, if you want something done right, you have to go with
The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group. Here they are pictured below:

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Ah FUCK, wrong picture sorry.

It's actually this one:

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Oops sorry, another wrong piccie. Let's try again:

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"Just fucking sit DOWN you thick seppo c**t".




Goddamnit this internet thing is harder than it looks, wrong piccie again sorry.

OK, here is the correct one:

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Yep. That's the lads.
The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group. In all their glory. Best group of lads.

They get results.


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"Haha, now THAT'S how you start a dogfucking thread! Another
winner from The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group".




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"Honey, why are so many people replying to this internet thread about dogrooting?"
"Because Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group, that's why".


Yep,
The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group.

Book a session now.

Initial consultations start from the low, low price of just $7,995.

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The Gunston Inc Internet Thread Starter Focus Group.

Your #1 Internet Thread Starter Focus Group.


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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring.

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Gidday, pervs.

Straight down to business today; have you randy fuckers ever wanted to partake in a sex trafficking ring?

Of course you fucken have!

What could possibly go wrong? After all, sex trafficking does involve your two favourite things; sex and cars.

The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring is located here on the outskirts of Wollongong.

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Oh fuck, wrong picture, that is a Gunston Cock Ring Flange and you can't fucken have that. Well, you can, but it'll cost you $4000 bucks and frankly I don't think a poor scabby wanker like you can afford it.

No, this is the actual Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring:

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As stated previously, The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring is located here on the outskirts of Wollongong.

Sex Trafficking operations are a piece of piss really. Just give Trev a ring at 0800-GUNSTON and he'll burl around in the ute and collect you and the spunk that you want to root. You two filthy fucken lovebirds hop in the back of the ute and Trev drives around The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring at a leisurely speed while you two have a root.

Hello, Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring!

Congratulations, you are now a sex trafficker!

One root is $800.
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Payment in advance, fluffybunnyz. Not our fucken problem if you can't get your tiny stupid little cock into the chicks birthhatch as Trev's ute jauntily speeds around The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring.

Furthermore, Aunty Doris (sometimes filming the action from the passenger's seat but that's another separate side business we won't go into here) says this is strictly a **CASH ONLY** operation, no fucken refunds. Not our fucken fault if the shonky tailgate on the ute comes down and you two disgusting pervs fall off the back of the ute and onto the stupid road, mid-root.

So give Trev a ring and join in the fun at The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring.

Give Sex Trafficking a try today!

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We also have a nighttime option but that is an extra $20 cos Trev's ute's headlights are all busted.

Nighttime rooters, pay now.

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The Gunston Sex Trafficking Ring

at night:

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Pfitzy

George Gregan (70)
Where's me fkn trophy?

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It is a galling irony that Tomikin is the lucky punter to rack up my 10k
 

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Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Inside The Indian Space Programme.

Hello, everyone.

It's me again, Roger Gavaskar.

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Just a brief update on what I have been up to lately.

I now work for the Indian Space Programme. Yes, we are going to space! We the people of India are very proud of our achievement! I currently work for the Indian Space Programme in my capacity as a cafeteria staff worker. It is my job to ensure tables are cleared properly of leftover food. I am on my lunch break right now.

Today I will take you on a Guided Tour of my workplace here at The Indian Space Programme.

These are the space consoles at our Indian NASA Command Centre. We are placing all of our faith in them to get us to space.

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"Javed, do you copy? Come in, Javed."




This is our rocket which will be used to transport us to space:

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Oops, wrong pic, sorry.

Old pic in my camera.

This is the real rocket:

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The man pictured below sitting next to Javed is our pilot. Or, "astronaut", if you will. Javed found him on the outskirts of Wollongong. We do not know his name so we call him "Manwithtwodicks".

He is the future of the entire Indian Space Programme.

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Not sure what this is. Might be a classified space document. To be on the safe side just proceed to the "Rest of Brain" bit at the bottom of the classified space document and only read that part. Thanks.




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"Manwithtwodicks, what are you doing?
Get off that infernal game. We must focus

on going to space here."






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The bathroom inside our first test rocket.

It didn't go well.

In fact, this photo is classified so please don't look at it.







British Space Programme?

LOL!


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Our Command Centre gives precise weather
readouts to ensure a safe mission launch.

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Javed's bedroom after Kampahla put too much spicy stuff in the curry.

Nothing to do with the space programme.
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
America Space Programme?

LOL!

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India's Minister For Classified Tea.







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Japan Space Programme?

LOL!


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Picture in my camera of Javed's brother's new girlfriend.







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"Manwithtwodicks, you are cleared for takeoff".





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"Javed here, Roger that Houston I mean Hyderabad".







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"This 'Indian Space Programme Manifesto' is just a huge list of curry recipes".

ALL LIES.

Japan is just jealous of Indian curry excellence.








Australia Space Programme?

LOL!

They spend all day trying to track down someone named "Trevor Gunston."


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"Is that him? That's him! That's him! Ahh bugger, his ute is too fast, he's gone again....."





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Japan Man later formally apologising for terrible state of Japan curry.





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"Are we at the moon already?"

Oops, I have to get back to work now. Clean-up at table 12.

Best of luck to The Indian Space Programme!

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"Nose up, Manwithtwodicks, nose up!"
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
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