The torpedo
Peter Fenwicke (45)
Gold for Mack Horton
Olympics
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formerflanker
Ken Catchpole (46)
From The Australian:
It’s GOLD again for Australia in the women’s 4x100m freestyle relay... and a new world record! Incredible performance from Cate & Bronte Campbell, Emma Mckeon and Brittany Elmslie.
That's some achievement. Well done girls.
It’s GOLD again for Australia in the women’s 4x100m freestyle relay... and a new world record! Incredible performance from Cate & Bronte Campbell, Emma Mckeon and Brittany Elmslie.
That's some achievement. Well done girls.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Guide to 2004 Athens Olympics.
--by Thanasis Gunston.
Join Olympic Spirit on this day in 2004!
Marijuana Growing Race.
No gold medals today.
Olympic Ski Jump "Game of Chicken".
Mano e mano and crash!
Olympic Diving.
Chair is for judge.
10 out of 10!
Greek Ski Slalom. Grates to drain excess snow. Olympics is grate.
Olympic Rodeo. No bulls today. Economy is bad. Try again tomorrow.
Gymnastic. Can you land on feet? Are you athlete? FUCKING JUMP NOW!
Shot Putt event. You pick up brick and you throw.
New Olympic Event.
"White Manhole Hunt".
"I see it! I see it there in foreground! Gold medal please."
DeadbeatFather
Stan Wickham (3)
^^^^^
Some events that I can understand. Is death involved? That would be even more in line with the spirit of the ancient Olympics.
Some events that I can understand. Is death involved? That would be even more in line with the spirit of the ancient Olympics.
The_Brown_Hornet
John Eales (66)
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Local Ski Jumper Loses Track Of Time One Afternoon And Forgets To Report For Winter Olympics
--Times--
A local ski jumper reportedly "got a bit carried away at home with something or other" and completely forgot to report for the Winter Olympics. He had been selected to compete in the ski jump event. "Yes, I'd put my ski's on, ready to go, and then started in on something else and completely lost track of the time I'm afraid" reported the absent-minded git.
The local ski jumper, pictured above in the midst of doing something else,
having completely forgotten he was supposed to be at the Winter Olympics that day.
having completely forgotten he was supposed to be at the Winter Olympics that day.
"Yes, I'd repaired to my Wife Shut Up Room to recalibrate my Decibel Particler that I use to reduce some of the noise the mad woman emits after we've had a row. She's got her own version of the room next door in which she presumably does the same thing."
"Husband. Can you hear me? Don't forget to go to the Winter Olympics. Stupid wanker."
kiap
Steve Williams (59)
Biennial bump. It seems the little aussie battler is having another hosting tilt.
Fair enough.
Guide to 2032 Brisbane Olympics.
--by Hatzis Gunston.
Apparently breakdancing has now been added as an Olympic medal sport. This might be where I receive my "Get off my lawn" card. Has the Olympics jumped the shark?
Fair enough.
Guide to 2032 Brisbane Olympics.
--by Hatzis Gunston.
The BMX was actually OK and I got on board.
Apparently breakdancing has now been added as an Olympic medal sport. This might be where I receive my "Get off my lawn" card. Has the Olympics jumped the shark?
Teh Other Dave
Alan Cameron (40)
Wowee. Just give Chandler and QEII a lick of paint and it's ready to go!
Imagine: King Wally doing laps of the opening ceremony at Lang Park (think Pope JPII in his latter years), while Kelvin Grove State School year 4 play Sandstorm on their recorders.
The world press scratching their heads as #8inarow and #neverforget spike on Google search, even though Google was broken up 20 years ago and hashtags went with the boomers.
Beach Volleyball on the mudflats at Wynnum, the speakers pumping Yacht Rock played by 4KQ.
The demonstration sport of spud cannon.
The possibilities are endless.
Imagine: King Wally doing laps of the opening ceremony at Lang Park (think Pope JPII in his latter years), while Kelvin Grove State School year 4 play Sandstorm on their recorders.
The world press scratching their heads as #8inarow and #neverforget spike on Google search, even though Google was broken up 20 years ago and hashtags went with the boomers.
Beach Volleyball on the mudflats at Wynnum, the speakers pumping Yacht Rock played by 4KQ.
The demonstration sport of spud cannon.
The possibilities are endless.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
I reckon that'll be once they add that "E-Sports" bullshit.
Some pudding boys with pringles all down their fronts dicking around on the playstation.
Meh. The Summer Olympics has dressage and synchronised swimming. It's hard to jump the shark.
kiap
Steve Williams (59)
If breakdancing is *replacing* synchronised swimming then I'll put the water-skis away (for a short time only) and get back to you. Otherwise, it doesn't look good with the crapola factor just increasing.
Dressage? Sure, it's a bit crap but more and more it will just fit right in.
Teh Other Dave
Alan Cameron (40)
Combine show jumping and synchronised swimming, get Henry Winkler out of his 'office'. Eyyyyy
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Hastily bashed together The Official IOC Olympics Website. https://tokyo2020olympics7.wixsite.com/olympics
Fuck knows why theres a "7" in the URLFFS
Fuck knows why theres a "7" in the URLFFS
Teh Other Dave
Alan Cameron (40)
Good to see you used the Wollongong Uni BA referencing style there and oh fuck why did I click that link
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Mid-June IOC public statement prediction prayer:
First day of Olympics:
First day of Olympics:
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
^ life imitates art
"A Ugandan team member, reportedly a coach, tested positive on Saturday at Tokyo's Narita airport and was quarantined there. But the rest of the nine-person team was allowed to travel more than 500 kilometers on a chartered bus to their pre-Olympics camp in the western prefecture of Osaka.
"Three days later, a second Ugandan also tested positive for the virus, forcing seven town officials and drivers who had close contact with the team to self-isolate. The team members were quarantined at a local hotel.
"Concerns escalated after it was announced that both Ugandans had the delta variant of the virus, which is believed to spread more easily."
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/30034...ols-as-ugandan-olympic-athlete-tests-positive
"A Ugandan team member, reportedly a coach, tested positive on Saturday at Tokyo's Narita airport and was quarantined there. But the rest of the nine-person team was allowed to travel more than 500 kilometers on a chartered bus to their pre-Olympics camp in the western prefecture of Osaka.
"Three days later, a second Ugandan also tested positive for the virus, forcing seven town officials and drivers who had close contact with the team to self-isolate. The team members were quarantined at a local hotel.
"Concerns escalated after it was announced that both Ugandans had the delta variant of the virus, which is believed to spread more easily."
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/30034...ols-as-ugandan-olympic-athlete-tests-positive
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Injured Local Man Sues Violent, Insensitive Foreigner.
--Japan Today--
The Olympic official knocked down while trying to cross the BMX course during a race today has immediately filed lawsuits with the IOC and the Hague in the Netherlands.
"Stupid baka gaijin fail to give way to pedestrian" said the aged gentleman. "Stupid aho on stolen kiddies bicycle does not know road rules of Japan. Now my leg has nasty bump on it. This gaijin is Dutch oven brain. I file lawsuit with Hague in Netherlands, his hometown. Baka gaijin face deportation back to Tulip Town and stand trial in Hague for war crime against my leg. Japan is again victim of unsolicited attack from insensitive gaijin. First Hiroshima, now this."
Footage showing idiot gaijin on stolen kiddies bicycle clearly running down defenseless local old man in broad daylight.
When told he had nearly knocked the BMX gold medal favourite out of the Olympics, the injured local gentleman replied "Olympic? What Olympic? Tokyo Olympic Game was in 1964, moran. I remember clearly, it was bright sunny day and also many baka gaijin were in town that day too..."
--Japan Today--
The Olympic official knocked down while trying to cross the BMX course during a race today has immediately filed lawsuits with the IOC and the Hague in the Netherlands.
"Stupid baka gaijin fail to give way to pedestrian" said the aged gentleman. "Stupid aho on stolen kiddies bicycle does not know road rules of Japan. Now my leg has nasty bump on it. This gaijin is Dutch oven brain. I file lawsuit with Hague in Netherlands, his hometown. Baka gaijin face deportation back to Tulip Town and stand trial in Hague for war crime against my leg. Japan is again victim of unsolicited attack from insensitive gaijin. First Hiroshima, now this."
Footage showing idiot gaijin on stolen kiddies bicycle clearly running down defenseless local old man in broad daylight.
When told he had nearly knocked the BMX gold medal favourite out of the Olympics, the injured local gentleman replied "Olympic? What Olympic? Tokyo Olympic Game was in 1964, moran. I remember clearly, it was bright sunny day and also many baka gaijin were in town that day too..."
AngrySeahorse
Peter Sullivan (51)
I have a relo that competes in equestrian. Peeps have no idea how hard dressage is for both horse and rider.
That all being said I'd love to see a dressage performance to music like this (even though this wasnt the actual music used).
That all being said I'd love to see a dressage performance to music like this (even though this wasnt the actual music used).